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Service and/or Provider's Name:
JanJan & Happy Hinomaru

Date of Encounter:
August 7th,2017

Contact Method:
Walk in

Appointment Length & Costs:
30 minutes @ ¥3000、20 minutes @ ¥4320

Type/Location:
Shop

Language Notes:
Japanese

Details of the Encounter:
Having read a bit about both shops here on TAG I decided to give things a go - always up for a new experience!

Now this isn't my first bbbj experience but my last was literally a decade ago when I was a teen and being honest, I didn't last long. So I opted for the shortest time option to start.

After getting off the train, I walked over to JanJan and found it without any problems. There wasn't any tout around to wave me in so you may want to make sure you know where it is before going. I arrive inside and the mama-san tells me the price (¥3000) and then walks me over to a booth in a corner facing a wall. Everyone seems to comment on the shitty music and I thought they were exaggerating. Nope - the music is honestly terrible and I'm into the kind of rave music. It's like they picked the worst euro beats they could find.

I wait a few minutes and my first girl shows up.

She was pretty cute, on the chubbier side, and was on the younger side. My Japanese is on the level of a young child, but we chat for a few minutes and then she starts stripping and asks me to remove my pants. She wipes me down and has me clean my hands.

She begins going to work immediately. Now I had read a bit that Japanese girls don't give good head, but I didn't think it would be this bad. I felt like my pecker was being peeled like a carrot stick and had to ask her to please be careful with the teeth, because it was becoming painful. The "watching the teeth" happened for all of 3 minutes before it was back to being a cheese grater.

I don't get off but ask if I can have an extension with another girl. I give her ¥3000 which she takes up front and I wait for the next girl to show up.

The next woman was old enough to be my grandmother, but I've gotta say she had a very young-looking body. A bit of a turnoff but I figure since I won't be seeing her face I can just pretend she's younger, right? Things start off similar to before, a bit of small talk she wipes me down again and then asks if she can start.

She's a lot more skilled than the first girl and mixed up her technique a lot. What started out great quickly went south as she began using more teeth and tried to go faster to get me to finish. After 20 minutes she grew tired and asked if I wanted another girl.

Being horny and just wanting to get off - I agreed.

Another ¥3000 and a 5 minute wait and my 3rd girl showed up. Heavy set, but still with a cute face, she sat down and we talked a bit. Same old, same old with the small talk, cleaning, and then asking to start.

This girl lacked technique and used even more teeth than the first. She eventually stopped and tried to get me to finish with a HJ which I let her do to avoid the cheese grating. Her HJ was quite bad too, and I eventually asked her to go back to the BJ but without her hand. (口だけくれてください)

Better, but still just enough teeth that I couldn't get off.

Afterwards I was told I had gone through every girl in rotation, so if I wanted another girl it would be one I had. I opted not to do so.

Would I recommend? I mean a blowjob is a blowjob and it's the cheapest you'll find next to free. If you can put up with a teethy job go for it. I'd still recommend this over HH because my experiences were quite the same and JanJan is cheaper.

Disappointed that I wasn't able to get off and still extremely horny I depart and set my sights on Happy Hinomaru.

I'm flagged down by the tout for HH and proceed up the stairs. I speak with the guy running shop and he tells me the price for 20 minutes and asks me to pick one of three free girls. I had visited the site earlier that day and had my eyes on a girl named ソラ. The guy told me I couldn't pick her and again asked me to pick one of the three available.

I insisted I wanted ソラ and told him I would be fine with waiting - otherwise I'd leave. He finally let up, asked me for how long, and had me pay. I took a seat in the lounge and waited for Sora to become available.

About 25 minutes later I'm taken to the seats on the other side of the wall to wait. A few minutes later and Sora shows up - without any resemblance in any way to her picture. I know all of the pictures are outdated and heavily photoshopped but at this point the they shouldn't even bother with the pictures.

She's on the skinnier side, but lacks a figure. We do the standard introduction and she asks if she can start.

Teeth. Again. I'm done with pink salons at this point - something every single girl has in common is grinding the hell out of your pecker with their teeth.

With 5 minutes left being announced, she asks if she can finish me with lube and a HJ. I let her and she did a pretty good job - I let her know when I was close and I finished in her mouth.

She spits it into the towels, we clean up and she escorts me out. A quick hug halfway down the stairs and I'm off with a much lighter wallet than I had been hoping for and a smaller opinion of pink salons.

Final Thoughts:
Recommended, Will not Repeat.

Closing Comments:
In all honesty, it isn't something I see myself doing again in the future but it is still something I'd recommend to try at least once. If you're still able to get off through the shitty music, teeth grinding, and sometimes unattractive females - more power to you.
 
Ouch (literally). Sounds like your day sucked (pun intended). You, sir are a trooper for putting up with all that. I think after the initial 30 minutes of bad head I would've just cut my losses and gone binge drinking to forget about that nightmare.

Anyways, thanks for the review. Entertaining read.
 
Sometimes you do get what you pay for...
sorry but my sympathy goes to punters who paid a lot (like recently whomever paid 80k for a lousy backpage escort, sorry can't remember the thread) and don't get their money's worth.
But at this price level , seriously , what did you expect ?
 
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I had the same experience at JanJan. Waaaaay too much teeth, so much so that I was slightly bleeding afterward.
So I quickly ran to the conbini and bought some mouthwash to (painfully) douse myself with. Still had to head to the clinic for some antibiotics a couple weeks later. Haven't been back since, and I never will.
 
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So I quickly ran to the conbini and bought some mouthwash to (painfully) douse myself with.
Reminds me of the time I got my first strip club BJ. I ended up in the bathroom of a department store putting alcohol hand sanitizer on my wang. :ROFLMAO:

But seriously, I think the Jan Jans and Hinomarus should be a last resort. For all that money, could've got something better and less painful.
 
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But seriously, I think the Jan Jans and Hinomarus should be a last resort.

Those places are at the bottom of the barrel. And not even inside the barrel but at the outside edge. It is possible to find worse but you have to really try. (Yeah, I've managed that too). :cry:
 
Sometimes you do get what you pay for...
sorry but my sympathy goes to punters who paid a lot (like recently whomever paid 80k for a lousy backpage escort, sorry can't remember the thread) and don't get their money's worth.
But at this price level , seriously , what did you expect ?

Oh, for sure. Why I'm not repeating. I expected a half-assed blowjob without it being painful at times. I'll stick with escorts - found a girl who is exactly my type who I saw yesterday afternoon.
 
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Those places are at the bottom of the barrel. And not even inside the barrel but at the outside edge. It is possible to find worse but you have to really try. (Yeah, I've managed that too). :cry:
So what was worse? (So excited , i am a shameless voyeur - and occasional exhibitionist- when it comes to failures!) :wideyed: (there is no popcorn-eating at cinema emoji, too bad!)

PS: i meant, among your P4P experiences only... must be both bad AND costly of course :D
 
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Oh, for sure. Why I'm not repeating. I expected a half-assed blowjob without it being painful at times. I'll stick with escorts - found a girl who is exactly my type who I saw yesterday afternoon.

I understand. But you know it is tough to find a half-assed blowjob . I mean , being blown by half an ass , cant even imagine how it looks like...
:). Anyway I am happy for you that you found some well-deserved consolation !
 
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I don't really understand how they can be so bad at something they're doing all day..?
 
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I don't really understand how they can be so bad at something they're doing all day..?

This reminds me of the first time I heard about the pink salons several decades ago. A friend told me he went to one and I asked "was it good?". He answered that he talked with the girl afterwards and "She has been there five years, sucking dick five days a week, six hours per day. What do you think?". :D:p
 
The last 4 of 5 times I have been to Jan Jan I have had Yu and she is phenomenal. Absolutely no teeth at all (I'm 18.7 cm long and 14 cm a round) and a hard worker. Don't know her exact schedule but I have had her on Fridays, Sundays and Mondays. The day that I didn't have her was a Tuesday so she may be off those days. All times were earlier in the day.
 
The last 4 of 5 times I have been to Jan Jan I have had Yu and she is phenomenal. Absolutely no teeth at all (I'm 18.7 cm long and 14 cm a round) and a hard worker. Don't know her exact schedule but I have had her on Fridays, Sundays and Mondays. The day that I didn't have her was a Tuesday so she may be off those days. All times were earlier in the day.
Good for others to know, but for the time being I have a favorite girl at Twin Tail and will happily pay more to see her each time.
 
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If it's the radius it's even worse! Now we're heading into loaves of bread territory.

You should check the settings on your sarcasm detector. But still really 14 cm as circumference is just about average.
 
PiR2 = 12
What's R then ?
Sorry too drunk/lazy to do it myself :)
Or was it the formula for area?
Damn can't even giggle it
Google it , whatever :wacky: