Married couple looking for a new adventure

[doubleR]

Married couple looking for new adventure.
We will have rare exciting day tomorrow as children go to preschool and me and wife take a day off.
Any couple interested?

 

[Saitamaman]

Single white male here.

 

[namae]

Single white male here.

... better late than never? ... better to turn up with half a team than to forfeit?

PSA: The horse has bolted. The ship has sailed. The train has left the station.

 

[Sudsy]

Any couple interested?

Single white male here.

Reading comprehension is not this one's strong suit.

 

[Frenchy]

Reading comprehension is not this one's strong suit.

It cracks me up each time a couple writes something like “looking for another couple” you can be sure than single guys will answer anyway
They could write in bold / underlined/ all caps at the beginning “WARNING: FOR COUPLES ONLY”
it would still be the same result

 

[IchigoDave]

Maybe he thinks they are looking for a thirdy.

 

[Sudsy]

PSA: The horse has bolted. The ship has sailed. The train has left the station.

 

[namae]

.....listen....I didn't want to be a swinger or a gang banger or a bull ..... I wanted to be a lumberjack.

 

[Sudsy]

I wanted to be a lumberjack.

And that's OK!

 

[IchigoDave]

....I wanted to be a lumberjack.

Or a girlie just like your dear Mama

 

[just4fun]

Or a girlie just like your dear Mama

You spelled PaPa wrong

(must be the booze......pardon)

 

[IchigoDave]

You spelled PaPa wrong

(must be the booze......pardon)

Well . . beer, in my case. There might be some sake in there as well.

 

[just4fun]

Well . . beer, in my case. There might be some sake in there as well.

Sorry to hear that whatever happened made you turn this. For me it's just waking up in the morning. Time to celebrate

 

[Sanjayb]

Married couple looking for new adventure.
We will have rare exciting day tomorrow as children go to preschool and me and wife take a day off.
Any couple interested?

Next time?