Most perverted thing you've every done

just4fun said:
I was making a joke (I've heard something along those lines from a girl after I blew my load in her mouth) "My other bf never does that to me"
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Ah, ok. Sorry, since I know we sometimes fished in the same filthy pond it could have been possible you really know her. :)
 
Frenchy said:
Also talking on the pillow about how great her past BF’s dick was , did not really help :D
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You know that there are guys who are happy to pay extra for that, right? So you can rewrite that memory in your head to say you got a bargain! :D
 
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MikeH said:
You know that there are guys who are happy to pay extra for that, right? So you can rewrite that memory in your head to say you got a bargain! :D
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Good point! I should have brought the bikini back to the shop though... it was really not worth it :)
 
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MikeH said:
You know that there are guys who are happy to pay extra for that, right? So you can rewrite that memory in your head to say you got a bargain! :D
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I was going to say. Mind you the no kissing thing would be a deal breaker for me. If some girl is going to boast about sucking someone else's dick I'd like a chance to taste it off her.
 
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Tabanico said:
I was going to say. Mind you the no kissing thing would be a deal breaker for me. If some girl is going to boast about sucking someone else's dick I'd like a chance to taste it off her.
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Yeah, I just didn't want to point you out there. :D

And if all p4p girls would kiss I wouldn't bother with non-p4p dates anymore. :eek:
 
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MikeH said:
And if all p4p girls would kiss I wouldn't bother with non-p4p dates anymore. :eek:
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I have to say this never happened to me in Japan so far (except for Tobita Shinchi where the whole thing is a lot less personal). Of course in other countries most girls won't kiss because it's kind of a red line....

But in Japan? Some girls are of course more into it and others do the bare minimum....but I never got rejected. I think this is the main reason why I enjoy it here (too much)
 
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Frenchy said:
Good point! I should have brought the bikini back to the shop though... it was really not worth it :)
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I bet you look dazzling in a 2 piece :p:p:p
 
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Back in HS I was seeing this super perverted girl who ended up moving away. Virtually all of our conversations were about sex.
After moving away we continued to cybersex (it was the 90s) and one day she asked me to cum on a tissue and mail it to her. I thought it was a weird request but I did it.
A week later she sent me a picture of herself with the tissue hanging out of her mouth. I printed the picture, masturbated, jizzed on it and mailed it to her. She sent me another picture (on the Internet) with her licking the picture I sent.
A few months she later became a Christian and her livejournal profile was replaced with some quotes by George Washington and from the Bible.
Good times.
 
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alexleaud said:
Back in HS I was seeing this super perverted girl who ended up moving away. Virtually all of our conversations were about sex.
After moving away we continued to cybersex (it was the 90s) and one day she asked me to cum on a tissue and mail it to her. I thought it was a weird request but I did it.
A week later she sent me a picture of herself with the tissue hanging out of her mouth. I printed the picture, masturbated, jizzed on it and mailed it to her. She sent me another picture (on the Internet) with her licking the picture I sent.
A few months she later became a Christian and her livejournal profile was replaced with some quotes by George Washington and from the Bible.
Good times.
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How could you ruin such a promising girl so badly? :D
 
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alexleaud said:
Back in HS I was seeing this super perverted girl who ended up moving away. Virtually all of our conversations were about sex.
After moving away we continued to cybersex (it was the 90s) and one day she asked me to cum on a tissue and mail it to her. I thought it was a weird request but I did it.
A week later she sent me a picture of herself with the tissue hanging out of her mouth. I printed the picture, masturbated, jizzed on it and mailed it to her. She sent me another picture (on the Internet) with her licking the picture I sent.
A few months she later became a Christian and her livejournal profile was replaced with some quotes by George Washington and from the Bible.
Good times.
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Something went terrible wrong...
 
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Receiving a blowjob from escort out in public in the woods and cumming in her mouth.
Also receiving 2 blowjobs from 2 different ladies one after the other at a pink salon in Tokyo.
 
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IchigoDave said:
It’s not so much perverted as it was extremely risky. I had sex with a copilot (a female!) in the cockpit of a C-17 on the ground in Antarctica.
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Nice!! But why so risky if it was on the ground?
Could have pierced the ice cap because of the planes vibrations you two generated ? :)
 
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Frenchy said:
Nice!! But why so risky if it was on the ground?
Could have pierced the ice cap because of the planes vibrations you two generated ? :)
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Risky because I was a Major on the verge of retirement, and she was a 1st Lieutenant barely two years out of the Academy.
 
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IchigoDave said:
Risky because I was a Major on the verge of retirement, and she was a 1st Lieutenant barely two years out of the Academy.
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Ah ok I didn’t think about this type of risk :)
Well the thrill of breaking the rules must have made the sex so much better! I envy you (unless of course this was the result of sexual harrassment and power abuse etc ... :D)
 
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Frenchy said:
Ah ok I didn’t think about this type of risk :)
Well the thrill of breaking the rules must have made the sex so much better!
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All two minutes of it! Also wik, there was no power harassment. Turned out she met my wife. In addition to telling her about our lifestyle my wife also told of my desire to get laid on all seven continents.
 
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IchigoDave said:
All two minutes of it! Also wik, there was no power harassment. Turned out she met my wife. In addition to telling her about our lifestyle my wife also told of my desire to get laid on all seven continents.
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Yeah, well Arctic and Antarctic must have been the tough ones for sure :)
 
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Lukes said:
I think the worst thing I've ever done is jerk off and bust a nut all over (and inside) my mother in law's high heels when I was staying at their home but everyone was out for some reason that afternoon. I cleaned it up of course but I left just a tiny bit of dried jizz on the inside, which she later walked on no doubt and was none the wiser.
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Reading this on my phone and the line ended on “mother” and before my eyes went to the next line and read “in law’s high heels” I was like shit, I feel sick now, and quickly debated if I should even keep on reading. Hahaha.
Frenchy said:
Oh you are probably new here, there are here and there on this forum and if they aren’t , it’s because I try hard to forget them :)
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The one that signed up on Tag to rail on you has got to be top 5, no? ;):eek:
 
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CharlieSimms said:
Just because they have Fosters and Outback don’t make it right.
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Though you need to admit there aren't many things you can't make right by a case of Fosters and Outback steak.
 
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CharlieSimms said:
I think @Frenchy is just being politically progressive here. Why wasn’t Greenland invited to the continent party and somehow Australia snuck in? Just because they have Fosters and Outback don’t make it right.
#GreenlandistheArcticContinent
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Australia has two things going for it - it's actually 4 times the size of Greenland (Mercator projection makes Greenland appear much larger than it actually is) and Australia occupies its own tectonic plate, while Greenland sits on the shelf of the North American plate.

I dated a geologist. This was her idea of pillow talk.
 
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