Who has mastered the naughty over-nighter?
What is your preferred onsen for a quick one night visit from Tokyo? ( looking for a place that is relatively easy to access by train, more interested in the onsen stay - room, food, baths - rather than local sightseeing).
Damn , i did some wicked stuff in onsens but this never crossed my mind . Well , now it does, congrats! Next time a rude old Korean akasuri lady gets on my nerves , I may think about itsurreptitiously urinating on the warm akasuri table.
Who has mastered the naughty over-nighter?
What is your preferred onsen for a quick one night visit from Tokyo? ( looking for a place that is relatively easy to access by train, more interested in the onsen stay - room, food, baths - rather than local sightseeing).
Damn , i did some wicked stuff in onsens but this never crossed my mind . Well , now it does, congrats! Next time a rude old Korean akasuri lady gets on my nerves , I may think about it
I’ve been there, and in the Kaze type room. Best onsen experience I’ve had. It was in February 2014. It snowed an absolute shit ton during the night. Was not sure if we could make it home.if you’re ready to splurge I recommend this one in Hakone , room type : Kaze. Enjoy!
http://www.hakoneginyu.co.jp/en/index.html
And just when I thought you couldn't get any classier, you raise the bar again. Nearly had coffee coming out my nose when I read that.Let the other half go shopping and kill three or four hours alone in hot baths, drinking ice cold beers and surreptitiously urinating on the warm akasuri table.
I suppose that depends on your definition of "easy to access." Unless you're fine travelling two or three hours, Hakone is probably going to be your easiest option. I'm probably the only person I know that has never stayed there as I generally hate onsen towns, but since the other half was forcing me to stay there a night back in 2020 I came across this ryokan and was seriously daydreaming about the awesome infinity rooftop bath...and then the pandemic fucked up all those plans.
But that's me. I'm getting too old and life is too complicated to properly enjoy a nice ryokan these days. If I were young and single again and taking a new girlfriend on an overnighter, sure, I'd love to book a nice room, have a fantastic dinner, get toasted on expensive sake and then fuck like rabbits on the veranda with all the windows and shades open or in the balcony open-air bath so the whole town can watch. But 2006 is a long time ago, and this old fuck prefers the big, cheap theme park onsen now. Let the other half go shopping and kill three or four hours alone in hot baths, drinking ice cold beers and surreptitiously urinating on the warm akasuri table.
On a related note, it has come to my attention that Odaiba Onsen Monogatari closed last month. I know it was a cheap, shithole tourist attraction but I fucking loved that place. I could literally spend the entire day there all by myself, alternating between the HOT hot rotenburo and then the foodcourt bar with the "mega" sized Asahi Super Dry mugs, chugging one after another and the watching the bar staff shoot concerned glances at each other every time I stagger back to the cashier to order another one. Now I'm stuck with just Spa LaQua, and the overpriced bullshit they sell at their upscale bar.
And just when I thought you couldn't get any classier, you raise the bar again. Nearly had coffee coming out my nose when I read that.
Come on! I can't really be the only guy who's pissed on the akasuri table? You're not a real man until you can manage a half-chub lying in your own piss with a 50yo Korean lady's gloved hands scrubbing your asshole.
that must be the rite of passage in the holy church of Keihan , I guess…. Seriously if you found an akasuri lady in a normal onsen scrubbing as deep as you mentioned , please PM me, it’s for a friend
Ah ok well if you include onsens in the third world then yes, I believe youThree words: Spa World Osaka. See? Not everything is better in Tokyo.
Hey, the good akasuri course is usually an hour minimum, and by the time I get on the table I've probably put away eight, nine, twelve beers. What can I do? [...]
With or without swimsuits?Any recommendations for a mixed onsen to visit together with my wife?
Really? It must be because of COVID. Too bad this wave of puritanism. I had a great time with my ex-girlfriend there, …once with two young couples we met at the river onsen at night.we were thinking of going to Takaragawa onsen on Oct 14-15 but they say now it is mandatory to wear their dresses for mixed bathing...((
Website says it's because of an increase in international visitors who are requesting such. Once again, the prudes are ruining things for everyone else.Really? It must be because of COVID. Too bad this wave of puritanism. I had a great time with my ex-girlfriend there, …once with two young couples we met at the river onsen at night.
Any recommendations for a mixed onsen to visit together with my wife?
For all-naked fun, Awa no Yu in Shirahone Onsen
But you need to drive uphill on a very steep and curvy road for the last 5 km or so. Worth it though
Beware: your wife may see bigger cocks than yours
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MY wife? No, hopefully she will !Hopefully, if you and your wife go to that particular onsen she does not decide to wear swimwear.
MY wife? No, hopefully she will !