Osaka Apollo Building: iSplash

[Borpery]

There is another Apollo Building in Osaka, so you have to make sure to go to the Sakuragawa one.

The Sakuragawa Apollo Building has 5 floors of clubs. You can get into one club for ¥10,000, or you can have access to the whole building for ¥25,000. This will get you all-day fun, for whatever you paid for. You can go in and out freely.

I was only interested in the club on B1, iSplash.


Why?

Oh, I can't say why.


So anyway, I went down through the zebra-striped curtains, into that Heavenly Den of Iniquity.

They asked, "日本語ok？"

And I said, "日本語, 分かりまへん！" and they laughed, and let me pay the ¥10,000, and showed me in.

Two girls met me at the entrance, and escorted me to a table by the stage, while I noted Why I Can't Say, and pretended not to know her.

Let's call it Motorboat Central. I only learned the slang for that in English, later. In Japanese, it's called Puff Puff Time: the girl in the microbikini approaches you, says, "Hi!" and sticks your face in her cleavage- such as it is -for slender Japanese ladies. You have to put at least one hand on their ass, or they consider it rude.

All of the girls in the club came to greet me like this, in short order.

I tell you. That was worth ¥10,000, right there. Those women are all stunningly gorgeous.

If you put ¥1,000 in your teeth, they'll collect it with their teeth, almost a kiss; but they'll sit on your lap, and kiss your neck, or invite you on stage.

They loved having a Japanese-fluent white guy in the house.

I, for my part, loved seeing I've Never Met Her Before flit and flirt around the club. Doesn't she know just how to handle men. Oh, I just adore She Who Must Not be Named.

Finally, it was time for Ms. No-Name to motorboat me. "And who are you?" "I'm Ms. Voldemort." "So nice to meet you, Ms. Voldemort."

I put ¥15,000 in her bikini front. That was so we could play the old high school party game "7 Minutes in Heaven" for 15 minutes, in the seats against the wall.

She excused herself to get rid of the bills, then returned, and took me by the hand to go to the wall seats.

Taking out a t-shirt that reached only just below her tits, she put it on, and took off her micro-kini top.

Then she proceeded to break multiple rules iSplash specifies for wall-seat play. (eg, No Kissing on the Mouth, No Touching Under the Bikini, etc.) Tit-Licking OK, though. Rules, anyway? You let the girl lead; never go wrong.


Full disclosure-

Wild horses could not have dragged me into iSplash, but for Ms. Voldemort moonlighting there.

(Although it is a very fantastic club.)

She is my favorite escort in Osaka. I've done everything with her. So nasty!

Once I realized that I was in danger of using up our hotel time talking, I asked her out to lunch.

She was not of the tier of escort that charges for meals. But I know that's important, so we found an amount I could "tip" her, in addition to paying for the meal.

I had lunch with her around Osaka a few times, before she opened up, and told me about her job at iSplash.

There are other jobs she does, and I have had the pleasure of seeing her at them, too.

I have to say that I really enjoy seeing a woman who does several different jobs.

I think I may be the only client who sees her at every job she does. (But one job she does is Japanese-only- grrr!)

Whatever. I'm the only client she does only-meal dates with. That's why I know everything she does.

Also, I'm polyamorous. Which gives P4P another dimension.

I don't know how "love" is for other people. But love is more fulfilling than even the best fuck, for me.

So I'm a cheater-cheater pumpkin-eater who can have lunch with my girl, and love it as much as I do having my cock in her mouth.

With whores, I'm like a cheap drunk.

Anyway, I like to drop by iSplash every now and then, and pretend like I don't know Ms. Voldemort as well as I do.

She's so beautiful and amazing.

 

[Borpery]

The only problem with iSplash is that it’s so expensive! Actually “every now and then” has just been twice.

I probably won’t go again, tbh. But it was nice to try.

I thought I would miss Tokyo, and it’s awesome p4p scene.

I thought Tokyo had the best opportunities- I mean, I even got to hook up with an AV star there!

But since moving to Osaka, I’ve learned that the girls here are very down-to-earth.

My escort has been teaching me how to talk the Osaka talk, too. And I realized that I don’t think I could have ever met someone like her in Tokyo.

Osaka just has such a relaxed vibe.

I doubt whether you could have this kind of a relationship with an escort in Tokyo.

I know she’s an escort, but it just never feels that way.

 

[Keihan]

The only problem with iSplash is that it’s so expensive! Actually “every now and then” has just been twice.

I probably won’t go again, tbh. But it was nice to try.

I thought I would miss Tokyo, and it’s awesome p4p scene.

I thought Tokyo had the best opportunities- I mean, I even got to hook up with an AV star there!

But since moving to Osaka, I’ve learned that the girls here are very down-to-earth.

My escort has been teaching me how to talk the Osaka talk, too. And I realized that I don’t think I could have ever met someone like her in Tokyo.

Osaka just has such a relaxed vibe.

I doubt whether you could have this kind of a relationship with an escort in Tokyo.

I know she’s an escort, but it just never feels that way.

I'm glad you're enjoying yourself but believe me, the novelty will wear off. At the end of the day, Osaka people are generally a dumber, less educated, less sophisticated, less classy and less polite version of the Tokyo folks who also pride themselves on being "funny" (and that's by their own, special Kansai standards) and having absolutely no common sense. The P4P options are lame, the bar scene is lamer and unless your idea of fun is stuffing your face with nasty takoyaki, okonomiyaki and mixing it up with retards at HUB Shinsaibashi, Osaka is likely one of the lamest big cities of all.

And this comes from someone who wasted most of his 20s in Osaka Prefecture.

Yes, the people are "friendlier" than folks in Tokyo. By "friendly," that means Osakans like to mind your business. Constantly. They're nosy and rude and disgusting.

They are also far less cosmopolitan and cultured than folks in Tokyo. Considering Osaka is one of the largest cities in Japan and full of foreigners from every corner of the earth, just the sight and sound of a white person speaking English in public still somehow elicits stares, gawks, gasps, moans and finger-pointing. And try having an ASIAN person be speaking English in public and holy fucking dogshit...they practically shit themselves while screaming "HEEEEEHHHHHH!!! HEEEEEHHHHH?? HEEEEEEEEHHHH!!!" through moldy, crooked teeth at the top of their lungs.

There are only two reasons in the entire world I ever go back there, and that's to visit expat friends who've been sentenced to extended confinement there (married and had kids) or to get loaded at Spa World. I don't even like going to Tobita Shinchi and listening to those decrepit mamasans shriek in their retarded Osaka-ben.

And it sounds like Apollo has definitely changed in the decade I've been gone. In my time, it was generally around 12k to get in the door with a few drink vouchers and full access to all of the floors, and you could barter the guys down to about 8k if you could speak decent Japanese.

I'm actually planning to be in town later this month, again solely to visit friends. I'll probably buy a legit akasuri course from a Korean lady at Spa World, go in drunk and either fart or urinate on the table in the middle of my scrub and see if she says anything. My guess is no, because that's just normal behavior with the disgusting inhabitants of Osaka.

 

[kiddo78]

I didn't know of such a place, too bad I don't speak or understand Japanese.

Thanks for the info though.