Police Officer in Germany found guilty of "stealthing" a condom.

Shit thing to do, but another shit thing happened while I was reading the article.
In the middle of the page was a paid video ad for Ritsumeikan University.

I'm sure they love being displayed in the middle of an article on stealthing.
 
That's when people don't think with brains but think with their little buddies. He can be a mall cop later.
 
I believe his excuse. He is German. They rarely lie. The condom ripped. It was probably a cheap Chinese smalll size condom that didn’t fit his big Deutschlander Shwantz. I know how he feels. I can relate. Rather than condemn the poor guy, we should all pitch in and buy him a box of BigBoyXLs.