Sex Diaries: Women's Stories

Which Story is the Most Insane?

  • The Family Man Attending a Sex Party

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • The Woman Looking Forward to a Threesome

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • The Stay-at-Home Mom Turned Foot-Fetish Model

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • The Woman Refusing to Feel Guilty for Her Sex Life

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • The Marriage Therapist at a Tantra Retreat

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • The Executive Who Lives Two Blocks From Her Ex

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • The Woman Taking Off Her Wedding Ring

    Votes: 1 12.5%

  • The Mom Who Supports Her Family With Sex Work

    Votes: 2 25.0%

  • The Married Mom Looking for Men at Balthazar

    Votes: 1 12.5%
  • Total voters
    8
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Now that I am retired, and a semi-invalid while recovering from the road bike accident, I have time to read all sorts of articles online. Hey, gotta keep this mind active. TokyoJoeBlow has me terrified with his diagnosis of me as a decrepit old man.;)

Anyway, I stumbled upon a series by NY Magazine where women write to the magazine with interesting stories about their sex life. I assume they are interesting, otherwise they would not be there. The couple I read were interesting.

The 9 Most Insane Sex Diaries of 2017 By the Cut

The Family Man Attending a Sex Party

The Woman Looking Forward to a Threesome

The Stay-at-Home Mom Turned Foot-Fetish Model

The Woman Refusing to Feel Guilty for Her Sex Life

The Marriage Therapist at a Tantra Retreat

The Executive Who Lives Two Blocks From Her Ex

The Woman Taking Off Her Wedding Ring

The Mom Who Supports Her Family With Sex Work

The Married Mom Looking for Men at Balthazar


http://nymag.com/tags/sex-diaries/

So, do you think each of them were insane? If so, which was the most insane?

By the way, the texts in blue are hyperlinks that will take you to each article.
 
I voted for the last one cause for some reasons I imagined Balthazar is a lesbians-only bar , but honestly I didnt have time to read the stories and I’m too lazy for that :)
 
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Going by the headlines, they all sound equally un-insane. Foot fetish modelling seems uncommon though.
I have the time to read them, but don't have the attention span, sorry.
 
Lukes said:
Okay so the tantra retreat gets my vote. A man... emptying a dishwasher on his own will? Absurd.
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I just read the tantra story and holy mother of dragons if that's her sex diary I surely hope she will never write a non-sexy diary. That was by far the most boring description of sex ever and I have read medical books too.
 
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MikeH said:
I just read the tantra story and holy mother of dragons if that's her sex diary I surely hope she will never write a non-sexy diary. That was by far the most boring description of sex ever and I have read medical books too.
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I've always had a bit of suspicion of...

I'm being nice now, trying to keep on the good side of our Dear Leader.
 
Where's the option for "That's a hell of a lot of reading"?
 
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Sudsy said:
Where's the option for "That's a hell of a lot of reading"?
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Yes , Let’s make abridge versions of the most crazy part in just one sentence (like Lukes did for the tantra story).
I pick up the Woman looking forward to a 3-some . (But you’ll get the result only at lunch break)
 
Frenchy said:
Yes , Let’s make abridge versions of the most crazy part in just one sentence (like Lukes did for the tantra story).
I pick up the Woman looking forward to a 3-some . (But you’ll get the result only at lunch break)
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Easy to do!

The Family Man Attending a Sex Party

11 p.m. Back in our suite with about ten other couples. One lady is getting fingered by some guy as she dances with her husband. A new couple shows up and we start chatting. It is dark and boozy and we’re really getting along. She has soft skin; I feel her back under her shirt. The room clears out until it’s just the four of us. We will call these two Niki and Carlos. They seem more passionate and a bit slower, as opposed to being into heavy banging. Niki is feeling Jax’s large tits; we are all getting naked. Soon enough, we are banging our own spouses side by side.

The Woman Looking Forward to a Threesome

7:30 p.m. Driving over to Zach’s. I’m nervous. I ask myself if I’m truly this sexually brazen. Sure, I’ve had my fair share of two-girl-one-guy threesomes, but at the end of the day I ain’t no lesbian. Low-key, this is my dream: two bi guys and me. Pressure isn’t on me, everyone gets fucked. I find gay porn so hot, so what could go wrong?

The Stay-at-Home Mom Turned Foot-Fetish Model

5:55 a.m. When I was in college, I was a foot model for some big designers. A photographer friend clued me into the foot-fetish industry and let me know how much my feet are worth. Once my money problems got big enough, I remembered this … and started dabbling. From time to time I will get mildly aroused — honestly, usually not. It’s a job. At the moment, I’m not in any real sexual relationship …

The Woman Refusing to Feel Guilty for Her Sex Life

11:20 a.m. It’s Friday, so I’m planning ahead to secure some dick this weekend. I swipe right on Tinder until I run out of swipes (a daily habit). I’ve never actually been in a serious relationship — the closest I got was right before this current Tinder rampage. I dated a guy for about five months, but we never became “official” (whatever that means). It wasn’t until it ended that I knew how unhappy I was — it made me realize I need to have fun and figure out what I want before sticking with one person.

The Marriage Therapist at a Tantra Retreat

7:01 p.m. Everyone’s here and I’m fascinated. As a marriage therapist, I’m used to meeting couples for the first time and I frequently find myself wondering what on earth they’re doing together. But here, all the partners match. In fact, if everyone had been standing by themselves, I bet I could have accurately paired each person with their mate. And, with one exception of a couple in their 70s, they’re all around our age.

The Executive Who Lives Two Blocks From Her Ex

2 p.m. My ex lives two blocks from me. I worry about running into him just about every time I leave the apartment. I thought he was the love of my life. Moving in together, marriage — all things I thought were in our future. Until one night he didn’t come over as planned and I walked into his apartment to see him fucking another girl. It was a pretty ugly conscious-uncoupling, and now I’ve got some issues letting a guy get close to me. Seems easier not to at this point.

The Woman Taking Off Her Wedding Ring

8:35 a.m. I met my husband, M, when I was 15. We dated on and off throughout high school and college. We took lots of breaks, but eventually ended up together for the long haul. I loved his “bad boy” personality and, of course, his good looks. But as a grown-up, he’s a bit boring — in life and in bed. He has no idea that I have affairs … he travels a lot for work. He doesn’t know about my affairs, and as far I know, he’s not having any. I wouldn’t care if he did.

The Mom Who Supports Her Family With Sex Work

6 p.m. Dinner is ready and the gluten-free girls are bitching that there’s nothing for them to eat — I remind them that dick is gluten-free and get a few laughs. Overall, this group is pretty easygoing; it feels like a sorority, not pussy prison. But no matter what, being away from home for two weeks and coming home with an extra five figures in my pocket makes it all worth it. I think most people would be surprised to know that most of the ladies with longevity and an established clientele in this industry own businesses in their private lives. It is very lucrative if you have a plan and save and invest wisely.

The Married Mom Looking for Men at Balthazar

10:30 a.m. I sit at Balthazar for breakfast. I do my emails here, breathe, etc. I also come to look for men. I want to have an affair. I feel like it’s my own chance to have some fun romantically. I can’t divorce my husband for financial reasons. I like the life he’s provided for me, but I hate him. He hates me too. Somehow our hatred for each other has reached a place where it works.
 
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Thanks Roots. So personnally I find the first story mildly arousing , not so much the others. Except the « to secure some dick this weekend » part which made me chuckle. :)
 
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TheScientist said:
No need to bring your personal politics into this. Honestly I think we'd all have reacted the same way a few years ago anyhow.
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@TheScientist

I am almost sorry, because I like you so much, but have to admit...

I knew I'd get a response from you and was just doing a bit of good-natured teasing.

But there's still some Truth there.:cool:

How about I try to make up with it by quoting "The Account Executive Who Lives Two Blocks From Her Ex"

There’s something about Europeans; they’re just amazing lovers. He never stops complimenting my body.

Edit: It's not so much politics with me. I'd be the same way no matter who is in office, given similar circumstances.
 
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roots reggae said:
@TheScientist

I am almost sorry, because I like you so much, but have to admit...

I knew I'd get a response from you and was just doing a bit of good-natured teasing.

But there's still some Truth there.:cool:

How about I try to make up with it by quoting "The Account Executive Who Lives Two Blocks From Her Ex"

There’s something about Europeans; they’re just amazing lovers. He never stops complimenting my body.

Edit: It's not so much politics with me. I'd be the same way no matter who is in office, given similar circumstances.
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OK, just read a pretty insane one that's not included in their "9 Most Insane Sex Diaries of 2017"

Worst Sex Ever: ‘He Lost a Condom Inside Me

When he came, I was relieved until he tried to pull off the used condom and panicked while still between my legs — it was gone.

We both leapt up, turned on all the lights and started rifling through the sheets in what was, in retrospect, a very optimistic belief that the condom had fallen off. He and I eventually came to the conclusion that that wasn’t the case, at which point I excused myself to squat on the floor of his bathroom (in privacy, like a lady) and search my vagina. After a while of poking around, I came up with nothing. As I stood up, I found myself face-to-face with the art he had chosen for the room: a framed portrait of Ronald Reagan. I had let a Republican lose a condom inside my body.

https://www.thecut.com/2017/09/worst-sex-story-lost-condom.html
 
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MissInsomnia said:
None of them sound insane to me. It’s just sex.
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Same. None of it is even remotely weird. Feel like i've been there, done that or at least know people who've done that. Also i've read magazines like this a lot through the years so i've heard it all before.

The craziest story i've read in a magazine was from an American girl who went to LA or NY or something to get famous, but did not make it and when she got money trouble she got a chance to go to an Arabian country and join a harem and she took it. She said she had a lot of fun until she wasn't the handsome young prince's favorite anymore and that it paid great.
 
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