Sex Diaries: Women's Stories

[roots reggae]

Same. None of it is even remotely weird. Feel like i've been there, done that or at least know people who've done that. Also i've read magazines like this a lot through the years so i've heard it all before.

The craziest story i've read in a magazine was from an American girl who went to LA or NY or something to get famous, but did not make it and when she got money trouble she got a chance to go to an Arabian country and join a harem and she took it. She said she had a lot of fun until she wasn't the handsome young prince's favorite anymore and that it paid great.

Come to think of it, I've read more insane stories here on TAG!


OK, here's a few more to consider...

The Worst Rim-Job Story Ever

“I was frozen in place, trying my best not to vomit.”

By Anonymous As Told To Priscilla Pine

11/1/2017 at 7:00 a.m.

‘The Mount Everest of Dicks’

“I told my colleague that I had to cut out early to go see a man about his very large dick. It was my Mount Everest, and I intended to climb it.”

By As Told To Priscilla Pine

9/26/2017 at 7:00 a.m.

9/13/2017 at 11:02 a.m.

Worst Sex Ever: ‘I Peed All Over Us’

“There was no physical warning. There was only a moment in which I wasn’t pissing the bed, and the moment in which I was.”

By As Told To Priscilla Pine

 

[Frenchy]

OK, just read a pretty insane one that's not included in their "9 Most Insane Sex Diaries of 2017"

Worst Sex Ever: ‘He Lost a Condom Inside Me

When he came, I was relieved until he tried to pull off the used condom and panicked while still between my legs — it was gone.

We both leapt up, turned on all the lights and started rifling through the sheets in what was, in retrospect, a very optimistic belief that the condom had fallen off. He and I eventually came to the conclusion that that wasn’t the case, at which point I excused myself to squat on the floor of his bathroom (in privacy, like a lady) and search my vagina. After a while of poking around, I came up with nothing. As I stood up, I found myself face-to-face with the art he had chosen for the room: a framed portrait of Ronald Reagan. I had let a Republican lose a condom inside my body.

https://www.thecut.com/2017/09/worst-sex-story-lost-condom.html

Would it have been any less dangerous/gross if it was a Democrat?

 

[roots reggae]

Would it have been any less dangerous/gross if it was a Democrat?

Well, to the writer of the Sex Diary is does.

Not that it matters, but I am neither a Republican nor a Democrat, although I have voted for candidates in both parties. I support issues and policies over party politics.

 

[TheScientist]

When he came, I was relieved until he tried to pull off the used condom and panicked while still between my legs — it was gone.

Seriously, who hasn't that happened to?

I had let a Republican lose a condom inside my body.

She doesn't deserve any cock if she fusses about that.

“I told my colleague that I had to cut out early to go see a man about his very large dick. It was my Mount Everest, and I intended to climb it.”

Reminds me of the opening scene of Reservoir Dogs where they are talking about the real meaning of the Madonna song "Like a Virgin"

“There was no physical warning. There was only a moment in which I wasn’t pissing the bed, and the moment in which I was.”

Again, pretty mundane. First encountered that in high school.

 

[ShowaJidai]

I dunno Maybe I'm just too old aod jaded About half sound mildly arousing - maybe even worth reading. But I've heard better in real life stories.

Like my buddy who was in the Philippines in 1979. He was drinking in a bar and went outside to take a leak. After zipping up he felt a little tired and sat down in the alley. When he woke up it was still dark - but he was outside after curfew -which could get you shot - and the bar was long since closed. He was carefully making his was towards the base, trying every door he saw when one opened up. The mama-san of a brothel let him in and seeing his predicament, lead him downstairs to sleep with her girls.

They passed him around like a plate of cookies. .

 

[MikeH]

Seriously, who hasn't that happened to?

If you haven't paid a doctor to find it you haven't lived.

 

[TheScientist]

If you haven't paid a doctor to find it you haven't lived.

In my cases it was all NP4P with longer term tested partners.

 

[MikeH]

In my cases it was all NP4P with longer term tested partners.

In this case I was referring it was also non-p4p with a long term partner, but I had to take her to the clinic because we couldn't find it.

The doc teased her that of course it had to be a foreigner to get it this deep. The girl found it way less amusing.

 

[roots reggae]

Reminds me of the time the time the strap of the Lelo broke off. We weren't using the remote function, so it kept on a'vibrating, while she's panicking.

I really did have to play gynecologist and it wasn't easy.

 

[warubuta]

These stories suck.

 

[TheScientist]

These stories suck.

So does your comment. If you are gonna bitch, be more creative!

 

[Durg50]

dude know your audience.

These stories all look incredibly lame, perhaps aimed at housewives that like watching Sex In The City and consider some of the jokes 'edgy'.

This is a forum for people who like to pay for sex / sexual services in foreign countries, and escorts who provide those services.

 

[roots reggae]

dude know your audience.

These stories all look incredibly lame, perhaps aimed at housewives that like watching Sex In The City and consider some of the jokes 'edgy'.

This is a forum for people who like to pay for sex / sexual services in foreign countries, and escorts who provide those services.

In that case I will award myself...

 

[MikeH]

In that case I will award myself...

Be careful, I have heard that self-awarding might lead to blindness and spinal weakness.

 

[warubuta]

So does your comment. If you are gonna bitch, be more creative!

Sorry. You're right. Ok most of them reminded me why I left the States. The way most (not all) American women and men relate to each other is so unexciting. These people are neither wildly and unconrollably in love with each other nor are they violently abusing and using and angrily fucking the brains out of each other to soothe the pain of being alive. They are Americans who are respecting each others boundries and trying to improve their sex lives thought therapy and other horsehit like that. Has nothing to do with the kind of sex and love I want to read about.

 

[Frenchy]

Sorry. You're right. Ok most of them reminded me why I left the States. The way most (not all) American women and men relate to each other is so unexciting. These people are neither wildly and unconrollably in love with each other nor are they violently abusing and using and angrily fucking the brains out of each other to soothe the pain of being alive. They are Americans who are respecting each others boundries and trying to improve their sex lives thought therapy and other horsehit like that. Has nothing to do with the kind of sex and love I want to read about.

Interesting perspective, so you left the US because Americans are not passionate enough and instead you moved to... Japan?!!!

 

[DocMcStuffins]

Interesting perspective, so you left the US because Americans are not passionate enough and instead you moved to... Japan?!!!

Hey, how about a moment of silence for people like me? Living in the US and married to a japanese...

 

[MikeH]

Hey, how about a moment of silence for people like me? Living in the US and married to a japanese...

So you got the American house and a Japanese wife? That's already half of the total dream team; just hire English butler and French chef and you are all set.

 

[warubuta]

Interesting perspective, so you left the US because Americans are not passionate enough and instead you moved to... Japan?!!!

Less about passion and more about men being masculine and women being feminine.

 

[Frenchy]

Less about passion and more about men being masculine and women being feminine.

Yeah well maybe it’s cliches but places like Italy or Argentina come more to my mind than Japan , in this case. Anyway the important thing is that you are happy where you are!

 

[warubuta]

Yeah well maybe it’s cliches but places like Italy or Argentina come more to my mind than Japan , in this case. Anyway the important thing is that you are happy where you are!

Cuba. By far the most sexual and passionate.

 

[Frenchy]

Cuba. By far the most sexual and passionate.

... and probably the most different country to Japan there is ! (Not sure tbh, never went there but its on the to-do list)

 

[Simonka]

None of these sound crazy to me. The craziest thing I've heard is Western girls going to Saudi Arabia for five digit salaries only for a week, but what they have to go through is gross and inhumane. Also, they are doing something illegal in a strict country and if things go wrong and these men report them, there's no way out.

 

[jhingy567]

but what they have to go through is gross and inhumane.

Care to elaborate?

personally, for a five-figure amount, id eat my own shit for a week.

 

[Simonka]

Now, before you book the plane ticket.. : )
It's easier said than done
Otherwise everyone would be flying to Saudi Arabia to make easy cash.
You can google it and find testimonies yourself if you'd like to.
My physical and mental health is more important to me than five figures a week, so I wouldn't engage in that. If girls want to meet their Arab prince of their dreams, I strongly suggest meeting them in somewhere other than Middle East.