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SJ Shinjuku Strawberry Jam, en route to the airport!

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Service and/or Provider's Name:
Hana http://sj.jam1999.com/profile.aspx?id=7150

Date of Encounter:
1/9/2019

Contact Method:
Walk in

Appointment Length & Costs:
30mins, ¥____ (see below)

Type/Location:
Kabukicho Strawberry Jam - in shop

Language Notes:
My good luck and bad japnese.

Details of the Encounter:
After really pushing the clock at Moe, i was all out of time for this trip... but not looking forward to a 10 hour flight with blue balls. Thinking with the wrong head, i remembered Strawberry Jam was right around the corner, did some math, and convinced myself if i ran a lot i could make up another half hour of fun time.

I brushed past a couple midmorning gaijin tourists wandering around agape at the various kabukicho adult shops, and took the stairs two at a time, looking back only briefly at the pair, who were trying to figure out which floor i would stop on.

I leaned into Strawberry Jam, and saw the older attendant was just getting ready to leave... i smiled and looked over the cards out on the desk, and said in my best japanese “i go to the airport soon, who is available?” He gave it a moment of thought, and said Hana was free for a half hour visit. Perfect! Except... i miscalculated how much money i had on me. Badly. “Cardo demo iidesuka?” I asked, but apparently gaijin credit cards are not ok. Again, not thinking straight, and kinda glad i didnt give it to him, id never stop wondering if it would get misused somehow.

Anyway, he gives me a look that actually seems almost sympathetic... or maybe business has just been super slow, and asks me “okane no genkai ikutsu?” I told him what i had on me, and even removing any gaijin tax, and using the line and regular customer bonus... well, he shouldve said no. But he said “hai ok, chotto matte ne”, took my very last yen (i mean, i dumped out down to the ichis, like an old lady in the grocery store) and sent me off to the waiting area.

I don’t want to put the exact figure, because while i know its unlikely anyone would get in trouble, I don’t want anyone reading this and thinking they can just walk in and bargain the price down... For what you get, it’s a good deal at full price, compared to America, anyway.

After a few more precious minutes slipped away, i started thinking maybe the guy tricked me, and knew i was under time pressure to leave whether i got anything or not, but sure enough right then the new guy who was taking over for the older guy called for me. And when i saw Hana, i wished i had more time, more money, more everything!

Not suuuuper short like I like, she was nice and curvy, and a great mix of no-nonsense and making me feel at ease. Like probably every woman on every site, she didnt look nearly as young as advertised, but the other measurements seemed to fit. As I soon found out, her enthusiasm also made me overlook any imperfections and ignore any expectations.

We hopped in the shower to clean off the relevant bits and gargle that brown hell-juice, whatever it is. Seriously, what is that stuff? It terrifies me.

Honestly, the rest is a bit of a blur, we didnt have time for much more than a fast bbbj, which i worried wouldn't pan out given my general stress level... but Hana wasn’t having it. She held me down and worked like a machine, not stopping even when i told her Mount Daikon was about to erupt. She gave me a long look and held on tight as i full-body shuddered in release.

Thinking back on it, cim is listed as an extra ¥1000 on the website, and this was my first brief time with Hana, and only my second at Strawberry Jam. I can’t explain my luck in any of this, other than maybe my Japanese is actually a lot better than i think it is... if I squint, maybe i could call it conversational - so long as the conversation revolves around anime, conbini, the 80s, or boobies.

Another quick shower, and I’m not even worried my wife will smell the clean flower scent of the body wash on me, cause I'm going to be sweaty sprinting all the way to the limousine bus. I give Hana a goodbye kiss, which is eagerly returned it seems, and say “jya ne”. I'm out the door with a wide smile on my face, with a good 11 minutes to get about 20 minutes away walking. I’m wheezing at the corner across from Wendy’s First Kitchen in a mass of lunchgoers, waiting for the light to change, before i realize that i hadn’t tucked my dress shirt in yet.

Final Thoughts:
Recommended, Will Repeat.

Closing Comments:
Hana seemed REALLY good at her job, and I’d love to take my time with her on a return trip. Definitely a memorable, video game/movie chase scene like sexual experience to remember... But also a reminder that short visits are rarely ideal.
 
Sounds like you had a nice trip.

Any advice on how to ditch the wife?

Temporarily? ;) It's not too hard... We come out for a week or two almost every year... Stay with her parents and her older brother (they did the split level remodel thing). The routine is pretty set - we're starting IN Shinjuku, so there's a ton of walkable totally innocent fun to be had at gessen, honya, Hands, etc etc etc. Plus, I'm a bit of a basic otaku - in recent years, they've allowed me to bring home ONE conbini dinner to reheat without feeling insulted. ;)

Anyway, she has stuff she wants to do by herself, like see old friends from school and her former job. I used to tag along, but now she'll only think to invite me now and then. Since she gets alone time, I try to make plans with the 1-2 people I know in Japan each time, and bring something from the US for them, etc. So, meeting up for dinner and drinks with my old friends can usually be padded a bit. Sometimes there's a movie out she knows I wanna see, but when we get back to the US it'll be in the tiny cineplex screens or whatever... Plus, seeing American movies in Japan is great, I get to be the only one laughing at the clever jokes out loud. Actually, that kinda sucked for Justice League last year... Anyway, no Aquaman til Feb this year, so I couldn't use that excuse unless I was going to go see Dragonball Super Broly, and I decided for some odd reason to take a pass on that.

My wife's also not a fan of Sumo, or Pro-resu, so I figure some year the stars will align and I'll get to go to one of those... and tack on some fun times. Back when I was single, I had old haunts, places I stayed, etc, so when I have free days, I also make a point of getting pics of Kimi Ryokan, or Mickey's English House, or whatever to share at the dinner table to prove I'm just an idiot American geek. ;) Also, as far as scheduled stuff, I pretty much let her have her way - she picks the onsen towns or historical cultural enrichment sites for the kid to see, and I don't argue too hard about visiting places I've never been that she hates for no reason, like Okinawa or whatever. In exchange, I guess she feels kinda bad that most of the trip winds up being about her, so she doesn't keep close tabs. Also, for the most part, I don't do much bad stuff besides usually arriving home semi-drunk at a "late" hour like 10pm, or one time where I just HAD to see Kabukicho in all its glory, and walked in at 3:45am (stone cold sober).

The big thing is that most people can't conceive of doing the kind of stuff on TAG before dark. I mean, in the US, it's actually kinda hard to find anything but rub and tugs before dark unless you're also in a fairly dangerous part of town cruisers for street walkers. The kinds of guys who can pay for an escort for lunch-and-munch make probably 10x my income. At least, that's the perception. But in Ikebukuro, Shinjuku, Akihabara, and maybe I'll lump in lazy-brunch Shibuya as well, you can pretty easily find stuff going on just after, if not BEFORE breakfast. Honestly, part of the reason for my machinegun of posts all at the end of this recent trip, is that even *I* didn't fully understand it. Now I do, and my next trip (unless it's for the Olympics), is going to be a lot less stressful when it comes to getting laid.
 
gargle that brown hell-juice, whatever it is. Seriously, what is that stuff? It terrifies me.

Betadine (povidone iodine) mouth rinse. Very effective antiseptic, it's the same stuff they use in surgeries to sanitize an incision site before they cut.

It basically kills the majority of microorganisms in your mouth and upper throat when used properly, and is highly effective at reducing the spread of orally transmitted infections.
 
Betadine (povidone iodine) mouth rinse. Very effective antiseptic, it's the same stuff they use in surgeries to sanitize an incision site before they cut.

It basically kills the majority of microorganisms in your mouth and upper throat when used properly, and is highly effective at reducing the spread of orally transmitted infections.

Well, they could at least put it in a fancier bottle to make it look legit, then. ;)
 
Have her take the kid to Disneyland (or UFJ) and you beg off to save money. That's a whole day free...

Actually, she has in previous years gone with her friends plus their respective kids to Kidzania, Sanrio Puroland, etc... This year the outing was the Odaiba Digital Art Museum, but that wound up looking cool enough I tagged along this year. Plus, now my kid is old enough, they don't want to bother heading out anywhere with dear old dad, so I can make offers in front of everyone, and know I'll wind up walking out on my own most of the time.
 
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