Hi! I'm Steve, and I'm an Alcoholic... Damn wrong meeting!
Hi I'm Steve. I'm a Gemini! I like long walks on the beach, and sipping champagne out of belly buttons.
I'll be happy to escort you to BO, as long as you're happy with a 50+, beer gut, small penis, bald, face tattooed, tongue pierced, red head with gout and numerable other ailments.
I'm the full package! By which I mean if you can contract it, I've got it.