Soapland review: yokohama mermaid

[Gaijin Neil]

http://www.yokohama-mermaid.com/


Hello!


Just had my first soapland experience lets start with the area: since it was my time, I didn't know what to expect so I just went with whatever happens. Finding the place wasn't hard. There's a wall-statue of a mermaid in red by the entrance. Once inside the guy behind the counter said ¥16,000 (50 mins session) so I paid and he directed me to their waiting room.


After a couple minutes of waiting, I was greeted by a my host (pardon the incorrect terms if I mistake the titles). I can honestly say my host was not one of the girls from the website's schedule. She look like she's in her mid 30's, flat chest, and her fake eye lashes were too long and distracting. After we greeted each other we went upstairs to our room. It was half bath and half bedroom. We stripped down and I saw some bruises on her firmless butt cheeks. Perhaps someone had too much fun with her? Her face is a solid 6/10 and she had crooked teeth.


Now for the action: she turned the water on in the tub and sat me down on a stool to clean me up and teased my dick with a some soap action while i rubbed her clit for a bit. Afterwards I sat in the tub and stayed there as she prepared one of those bed floaties used in the pool. Once I laid on there, she poured some gooey soap liquid and rubbed it on my body with hers. She went down on me for a bit but only enough to make me hard. She stopped before I could CIM and put a condom on me. She rode me on the bed floatie thing until I came. We stayed in that position and DFK until I recovered and the process repeated. We showered and dried up afterwards and went to the bed where she then went down on me. She positioned herself in the 69 position, insisting I perform oral pleasure on her so I obliged and we went at it for a bit until she put a condon on me. I fucked her missionary for the last pop. I wasn't in the mood to go for another round especially since she wasn't one of the girls I was expecting, so I had her massage me until time was up. Her massage was actually pretty good.
Anyways we got dressed and I made my exit.


Would I repeat? Only once more in hopes that I get one of the girls from the website. If I get her again, or another girl not from the website, then I'm done with this place. I do not think this place is the "hook and bait" type since I've read a couple of reviews with positive things to say. I'm going to be an optimist and hope for the best next time. I hope you guys found this informative.


Cheers!

 

[BMJ]

What was this girls name so I can avoid her!

 

[Gaijin Neil]

I wish I could tell but she didn't speak English and they didn't give me options when I paid. Next time ill show them pictures on my phone of who I want before they choose for me. I recommend you do the same to avoid her. Hope it works out for you

 

[Jay]

I've used this place several times, not really my favorite, but is OK in a pinch. I don't like traveling all the way to Shibuya, Roppongi, and the like unless I have the time.

I've tried Yokohama Mermaid at different times of the day and the price is the same: 16000 before 4pm and 18000 after.

I've gone in the mornings and Maria and Miho are usually the one's available to foreigners. Maria looks like she has had cosmetic surgery on her eyes, breasts and butt. She is fairly slim but acceptable. She is very talkative, too much for my taste, but very friendly. I think she's been there a while, she reported to me that she's been with a lot of foreigners, Pakistani, America-jin ko na... as if that was suppose to make me comfortable? Anyway the service was pretty standard, I'm not a big fan on using lube and she did; but she rode me cowgirl pretty well.

Miho is... well, IMHO the worst, I have had her twice and the second time, she smelled of condom. Complete turn off. I've gone back there and was offered Miho and I declined the service and walked out.

I've had a few other girls there and Naoko is by far the hottest body and cutest face IMO; however, she was either not interested in me or too well seasoned. Although she wasn't into me during our time together, her body and face was so nice she got the job done quite nicely, she too used lube.

Surprisingly, I've been with three other girls there who made our time together memorable, I can't remember their names, but they were very aggressive with me. The first girl who made me feel good did not have the best body she was a 5 (somewhat big stomach, nice-real breasts, ma-ma- face) but she was very aggressive, she made me feel like she really wanted me to fuck her. It worked well, I was so hot, by the time she got me out of the bath and got me to the bed I was primed and ready to go. When she climbed on top of me cowgirl style and I realized how wet she was, I was done. I didn't last but 3 minutes max. Fortunately, she seemed to really be interested in cumming, she was pushing pretty deep, almost grinding me into her. I really felt like she wanted to cum because her eyes were closed and she had that... I'm almost there... look on her face. Rather she faked it or not, I was convinced because she was not loud (as many Japanese girls are) and her body looked spent. Anyho... her performance kept me rock hard, but after she came(maybe), I was completely turned off with her stomach. I didn't want to be rude but I was really ready to go. So I told her I had to go back to work and that I was having "her" for my lunch--in my broken Japanese. She seemed to understand and seemed a bit flattered by the comment.

The other girl was a 5.5 almost 6 (small breast, average body, cute face) her performance was much like the girl I just described, the difference was she really did want me (I think). She seemed to want it bad, because she was rushing me a little, right after she finishing washing me on the stool she commenced with the BBBJ, she took my hand and put it between her legs and she was pretty wet, that turned me on as much as her needy behavior with my "Johnson". She stopped sucking, I think, when she could taste my pre-cum. She put me in the bath and she prepared the air mattress for the nuru massage. It was then I knew she wanted me because she put the warm gel on my chest and got on me cowgirl style and started rubbing it on my chest while rocking her pelvis, slowly, back and forth, around my groan area. She rubbed the gel on my chest in rhythm with the pelvis action. Kinda sexy. I really thought she was interested in me because she kept looking into my eyes. After a couple minutes of her massaging my chest I began to wonder if she wanted me to do her bareback and she answered my question because she pushed her pelvis back and it I slid right inside her. I immediately pulled out and reached for the condom on the table, of course she was embarrassed, lots of Gomen nasai. Although I was OK with what she did, it was our first encounter though. She was pretty aggressive riding me until I came, and I came pretty hard. When I came, she said, Owari (finished)? I said, "Yes", and she said, "No, no" pull me to the bed--still wet--and climbed on top of me and went to town until she came (or got enough). She took me back to the shower and washed me off and put me in the tub while she cleaned the air mattress. She then got in the tub with me for another BBBJ and when she got me up again she quickly got me out of the bath got on her knees for some serious sucking, but I think she was just trying to keep me hard, because she pulled me to the drying area and kept sucking me every few seconds while she was drying me off. She then put the condom on with her mouth laid down on the bed and pulled me on top of her. I knew this was for her because she pullled her knees up high and opened her legs wide as if she wanted me in deep. This really turned me on and I came again shortly after that, fortunately she seemed to have had enough too and she gave me an exhausted smile and arigato-, I took another quick shower, we got dressed and I left.

There is another girl (slim) that was very gentle, she seemed like she wasn't interested in me, but she wanted to give me Nama (raw) as well.

I can't seem to get management to offer these girls to me, but I'll keep trying.

 

[bichan2]

Jay thanks for the review. Do you have a link to the other girls besides Miho & Maria?

 

[Jay]

bichan2, here's the link: www.yokohama-mermaid.com

 

[bichan2]

Sorry Jay I didn't reply earlier. Thanks for web link.

 

[Gaijin Neil]

http://www.yokohama-mermaid.com/cast/c79.html

Hello!


just had another session to see if I could get another girl and it turns out that I had the same girl from last time. One thing I noticed was that she was actually from the website but I didn't recognize her because she is completely different from what was advertised. The website says she's 27 but she says she's 35 and she looks nothing like the picture. The format was the same as before but I opted out of the mat play. Not much difference so ill keep this one short. I think I'll go back to darling harbor

Hope you found this informative


Cheers!

 

[Jay]

http://www.yokohama-mermaid.com/cast/c79.html

Hello!

just had another session to see if I could get another girl and it turns out that I had the same girl from last time. One thing I noticed was that she was actually from the website but I didn't recognize her because she is completely different from what was advertised. The website says she's 27 but she says she's 35 and she looks nothing like the picture. The format was the same as before but I opted out of the mat play. Not much difference so ill keep this one short. I think I'll go back to darling harbor

Hope you found this informative

Cheers!

Gaijin Neil - The girl in the photo is Miho. Sorry about that dude. What I've found is if you go there after 4pm when the ladies are managing, you can get other girls.

 

[Gaijin Neil]

Gaijin Neil - The girl in the photo is Miho. Sorry about that dude. What I've found is if you go there after 4pm when the ladies are managing, you can get other girls.

No worries here, it's a learning experience. I was thinking about going at a later date to so I can avoid her. I still plan to go back to darling harbor though. It's well worth the trip

Cheers!

 

[Hiroko Eddy]

Konichiwa!!!! I have a 3 hour lay over in Narita coming up. I really want to try this to say I did. Can anyone tell me if I should try to do this in the time alloted? Any advice would be greatly appreciated.

 

[meiji]

Short answer: no.

Long answer: Helllllllllllll no.

Longest answer: Even if you totally disregard the time sink of getting out of the airport, finding the right train, buying tickets, etc, etc, it's still an hour and a half one-way from Narita to Yokohama by the fastest train. I wouldn't even recommend it if you chose to go to Yoshiwara- that's about 48 minutes one way by train just to Ueno.

Then if you are traveling internationally one or both legs, you'll have immigration, customs, etc. Don't bother.

 

[Mattew15]

I'm really really interested in Maria from Mermaid.
Can you talk me more about her??
She's good at blowjob??
You can fuck her tits??
She suck your dick without comdom?
Can you cum in her mouth or face?
Can you put it in her ass??

Thank you!

 

[John Chavers]

I'm really really interested in Maria from Mermaid.

TOFTT.

 

[Manny]

I'm really really interested in Maria from Mermaid.
Can you talk me more about her??
She's good at blowjob??
You can fuck her tits??
She suck your dick without comdom?
Can you cum in her mouth or face?
Can you put it in her ass??

Thank you!

Are you KIDDING ME?

 

[Mattew15]

Are you KIDDING ME?

Why? I don't know. Explain me.

 

[Manny]

Why? I don't know. Explain me.

Are you serious?

 

[Mattew15]

Yes, I'll travel to Japan and I'll go to that place and have a moment with that girl but I want to know what can do and what can't do before go. Please explain me

 

[darryl]

Just came from Mermaid. Never again.

So I walked in about 2pm on a weekday. Figured I wouldn't get the cream of the crop, but I figure I should at least get something decent. Guy up front takes my money and has me take a seat, and about two minutes later Mama-san shows up to take me to my room.

I get up and start following Mama-san and the following things happen:
1) Getting closer I can see that Mama-san is a 40-something year old lady, double chin and probably the fattest 1% of women in Japan. I'd say 3/10 face and 2/10 body. Belly hangs over belt-line kinda fat.
2) I notice Mama-san has terrible B.O. Like, she just came from a men's locker room where she was in charge of washing all the jock straps and socks kinda B.O.
3) I see Mama-san holding a a towel and our "room gear". She is also kinda scantily clad? It soon becomes clear that Mama-san is supposed to be my girl for the next 50 minutes.

I ask for another girl, but she says she's the only one available at the time. Her B.O. is so bad I can't wait for *her* to get in the bath. Needless to say, I took the first excuse to run and made my escape.

Will not go back.

 

[undercovgaijin]

I wish I could tell but she didn't speak English and they didn't give me options when I paid. Next time ill show them pictures on my phone of who I want before they choose for me. I recommend you do the same to avoid her. Hope it works out for you

Since no one else has chimed in to explain the basics, I'll go ahead...
1) NEVER expect the girl to look like her photos unless you have confirmation from some 3rd party source. When I say source, I pretty much mean peer review. A review here, a Japanese review on 2chan (or other board), or some other hobbyist organized source like avfuzoku (which will confirm which girl is which porn star) or a similar blog. Besides seeing reviews here, the info out there is pretty much all in Japanese.

2) It's a soapland, so the girls described in this thread are pretty much guaranteed to be one of the girls profiled and photo'd on the website-- but that's the "magic" in パネマジ (panemaji, or panel magic). All I can say is that even if they are probably the drop outs of Japan, "the industry" here has photographers and photoshoppers that are world class.

3) If you're in this hobby, you're pretty much guaranteed to step on a land mine (literally バクダン in Japanese) here and there. Comes with the territory. But no matter if it's here or the Japanese boards, there's a sorta take-one-for-the-team attitude about it-- the don't is as valuable info as the do. Only way to avoid would really be to only go to soaplands that charge 60000+ per session.


4) Most soaplands (and many other establishments) have limitations on which girls will meet foreigners-- this is even more limited for foreigners who don't speak Japanese. There's a pretty big wall too between extremely fluent Japanese, and less than that. Posters here will give a lot of good advice (to people who read old posts) about how to dampen that barrier.

These are some of the basics you got to know if you want to meet providers that actually look not terrible.

 

[John Chavers]

You get what you pay for. The prices at mermaid are so low I'd expect a side helping of the clap with your poon.

 

[HentaiRider]

Since no one else has chimed in to explain the basics, I'll go ahead...
1) NEVER expect the girl to look like her photos unless you have confirmation from some 3rd party source. When I say source, I pretty much mean peer review. A review here, a Japanese review on 2chan (or other board), or some other hobbyist organized source like avfuzoku (which will confirm which girl is which porn star) or a similar blog. Besides seeing reviews here, the info out there is pretty much all in Japanese.

2) It's a soapland, so the girls described in this thread are pretty much guaranteed to be one of the girls profiled and photo'd on the website-- but that's the "magic" in パネマジ (panemaji, or panel magic). All I can say is that even if they are probably the drop outs of Japan, "the industry" here has photographers and photoshoppers that are world class.

3) If you're in this hobby, you're pretty much guaranteed to step on a land mine (literally バクダン in Japanese) here and there. Comes with the territory. But no matter if it's here or the Japanese boards, there's a sorta take-one-for-the-team attitude about it-- the don't is as valuable info as the do. Only way to avoid would really be to only go to soaplands that charge 60000+ per session.


4) Most soaplands (and many other establishments) have limitations on which girls will meet foreigners-- this is even more limited for foreigners who don't speak Japanese. There's a pretty big wall too between extremely fluent Japanese, and less than that. Posters here will give a lot of good advice (to people who read old posts) about how to dampen that barrier.

These are some of the basics you got to know if you want to meet providers that actually look not terrible.

hey i really wanna know how do you ask in japanese that make it seems you are extremely fluent? i been here 4 years but i seem to always use the words that sound abit off. and they always notice it because of the difference in that few words.

 

[John Chavers]

hey i really wanna know how do you ask in japanese that make it seems you are extremely fluent?

You mean the particles (で、に、が、の、は) and their combinations? Try watching some NHK dramas with the CC on.

 

[HentaiRider]

You mean the particles (で、に、が、の、は) and their combinations? Try watching some NHK dramas with the CC on.

well that too but more of like "すみません、要約できますか？" instead of "すみません、要約したいです。いけませんか？" they both have the same meaning but you can tell which one would be the local way of saying it right? and my japanese girlfriend just taught me this lol

 

[John Chavers]

I think you mean, 「すみません、予約したいんですけど」