Some requests for porn producers

bergmann

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I might be a bit weird with this, but here are some things I'd rather not see:
  • ob/gyn close-ups of the girl's naught bits - a nice shot of a welcoming wet slit is fine, but a screen-filling close-up of the urethra fails to be sexy for some reason
  • shots of the guy's bits from behind/underneath - to be sure, the main tool in action is acceptable, especially if it resembles mine, but really I am not interested in seeing hairy bottom bits
  • the guy's face - though here Japanese porn does well in this regard through use of mosaics and/or balaclavas
I'd also request to avoid any porn involving performers with multiple tattoos, obvious boob jobs and that darling "come hither and bang me like a triphammer while I snarl and think how this is financing my crystal meth habit" expression, but that would probably decimate the entire North American porn industry so I'll hold off for now.