Southern Charm with an addiction to sugar

[Tokyo Adult Wide]

Not sure if serious or elaborate troll...

What do you mean?
I'm a big man, with a big heart....and you are hurting me, maybe I have not the experience you have with girls...
but I never doubted your youtube's channel videos might be staged

 

[Sinapse]

What do you mean?
I'm a big man, with a big heart....and you are hurting me, maybe I have not the experience you have with girls...
but I never doubted your youtube's channel videos might be staged

I'm just confused by the constant John Goodman references...

and attempts to get women who are offering services and company for hundreds of dollars out by "paying for drinks" or whatever. Just seems a bit odd is all

 

[Mischa Maxwell]

@Ches

I never thought the time for this will come, but yes, I need professional help. So far 0 out of 6 escorts have accepted my dinner invitation.

I suspect that you may need to take the plunge and actually make a booking with an escort.
It may seem pricey for a dinner date, but the independent ladies who are permanently based in Tokyo have the best insider knowledge into the adult scene.
Dinner with a beautiful lady + your questions answered + plus sexy fun = WINNING!

P.S. Just don't try to negotiate their rate.
P.P.S. Time is money. When was the last time that you went to work for free?
P.P.P.S. John Goodman anecdotes aside, I do appreciate your humour.

 

[Tokyo Adult Wide]

I love how much attention I'm getting on my introduction, something tells me I still have it!!

I'm just confused by the constant John Goodman references...
and attempts to get women who are offering services and company for hundreds of dollars out by "paying for drinks" or whatever. Just seems a bit odd is all

Oh sorry, thought your first video was about getting a hostess to work for free...I was just trying to follow your teachings, Sinapse senpai.

Also, maybe there is a reason for all the John Goodman references *hint hint*

P.P.S. Time is money. When was the last time that you went to work for free?

Honey (Can I call you honey?) , Even when I love overused phrases (I'm currently writing a book on the subject, for that matter), the one you used there 'Time is money' is one of my more disliked ones.
You see, Time is not money, for you can not get time back out of money (yet?) , so even when the phrase appears to be better than it really is, I would as in elementary, change the factor order: "Money is time".

And for your second part of the statement, I had to do 156 hours of community service for punching my mother in law (check my post history to understand more about that), and let me tell y'all, I got no penny for that.

 

[Sinapse]

Oh sorry, thought your first video was about getting a hostess to work for free...I was just trying to follow your teachings, Sinapse senpai.

I have and will continue to hook up with working girls for free, but that's because what I'm presenting is something completely different - romance and adventure, a dance, if you will, not a financial arrangement. That's like someone selling oranges for $1 and I go up and offer to play some awesome music for them on my ukelele and they give me an orange as a fair trade since they enjoy my music. But going up to someone selling oranges for $1 and offering .01 cent for an orange seems a bit odd is all since what you're giving them isn't categorically different, it's just massively underbidding what they normally get. Anyway, no fault for trying! It's cheeky and no harm no foul

Also, maybe there is a reason for all the John Goodman references *hint hint*

Oh my god are you actually John Goodman

 

[Mischa Maxwell]

Honey (Can I call you honey?) , Even when I love overused phrases (I'm currently writing a book on the subject, for that matter), the one you used there 'Time is money' is one of my more disliked ones.
You see, Time is not money, for you can not get time back out of money (yet?) , so even when the phrase appears to be better than it really is, I would as in elementary, change the factor order: "Money is time".

And for your second part of the statement, I had to do 156 hours of community service for punching my mother in law (check my post history to understand more about that), and let me tell y'all, I got no penny for that.

Maybe if I use the term "in return for" instead?

As an escort, spending time with a client is in return for my rate, i.e. money.

In your situation, was community service in return for avoiding jail? If so, you were 'paid' in return for your work, just not in cash.

I'm not saying that the 'barter' system is not in use when it comes to enjoying the company of an escort; however these agreements are rare and exceptional. Things such as international flights, gift cards to designer stores, help with study costs, etc. Not a free dinner and a few drinks.

Six escorts have turned down your invitation to dinner? Perhaps that is because time is money. The time that they spend with you at dinner for free could be time that they spend with a paying client in return for money.

I'm sure that there are escorts on TAG that would be delighted to go to dinner with you. Just as long as it's part of a booking and you pay their rate.

 

[Kulbutor]

In your situation, was community service in return for avoiding jail? If so, you were 'paid' in return for your work, just not in cash.

True!
was paid not in cash, but in time... Jail is not counted in hours, minimum in months, so at least it would be 720h...So he won at least 564h, its a lot of money

 

[Kulbutor]

You see, Time is not money, for you can not get time back out of money (yet?) , so even when the phrase appears to be better than it really is, I would as in elementary, change the factor order: "Money is time".

You should not argue on money and time questions with EG... Its my advice bro

 

[Kulbutor]

I'm sure that there are escorts on TAG that would be delighted to go to dinner with you.

Always the same song... tralalalalala! Why not you Mischa honey ??


my pleasure its to test how much balls have EG,hahaha.

 

[User#6517]

Always the same song... tralalalalala! Why not you Mischa honey ??


my pleasure its to test how much balls have EG,hahaha.

 

[Jbagz]

Welcome to TAG! Thanks for coming out of the shadows. We don't bit... (maybe a little)



Why's that? And just how long have you been staring at us from afar???

John Goodman... he's had so many smaller roles in a bunch of movies and of course American TV... but probably the one that sticks in my mind the most is the The Big Lebowski... don't know why I'm drawn to that movie, but I now feel the urge to go watch it.

John Goodman is an incredibly talented actor and he slays me with his comedic roles.

Two of my favorite John Goodman roles where from Raising Arizona and Oh Brother Where Art Thou.

Both movies also involved copious amounts of pomade, both were produced and written by the Cohen brothers.

 

[TAG Manager]

Oh Brother Where Art Thou.

I was going to mention this one, didn't recall immediate how much he was shown in that one.

And, lol, Pomade. hahahahaha true true.

I did actually go back and watch The Big Lebowski the other day.

 

[Mischa Maxwell]

Always the same song... tralalalalala! Why not you Mischa honey ??

my pleasure its to test how much balls have EG,hahaha.

Sure. After all, I'd like to call myself an "equal-opportunity escort".
I also don't mind a lively debate.

But I won't answer to "honey", and I won't be back in Tokyo until April 10.

 

[Kulbutor]

Sure. After all, I'd like to call myself an "equal-opportunity escort".
I also don't mind a lively debate.

But I won't answer to "honey", and I won't be back in Tokyo until April 10.

i love this Australian spirit too

 

[owlet]

Such a rookie. @owlet give him good lecturing about asking an escort out.

#epicdanthropemeltdown

#whathappenedin2016staysin2016

And I wrote a helpful post about it

meanie!