Service and/or Provider's Name:
Golden Key sexclub - Cherie
Country & City:
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Date of Encounter:
July 2019
Contact Method:
walk-in
Internet Link?:
http://www.clubgoldenkey.nl
Appointment Length & Costs:
EUR335 for 1 hour (275) + drink for the lady (60) (=JPY40K)
Type/Location:
incall
Language Notes:
all in English
Details of the Encounter:
I had a bit of a staycation in my home town and decided to investigate a few places I wanted to try out.
I've been around the RLD in Amsterdam a few times already, so this time I decided to try out 2 "sex clubs" or "private houses", and 1 German FKK over the border. I was never really aware of some sex clubs in other locations around town. The clubs are mostly very subtle, working from residential buildings outside of the traditional RL areas. Their premise is increased privacy becasue you're not surrounded by tourists. The first establishement I tested is less so. It brands itself as luxury, it has a big sign with the name, the door handles look like keys and it all looks like a secret society sort of building. I entered around 22:00 on a Friday and was greeted warmly by a nice lady who asked if it's my first time and layed down some rules. That's the point where my mind goes numb and I smile and nod, though the rules were basic.
On some online locations it mentioned that it costs EUR75 enterence fee incl. 3 drinks, but I wasn't asked to pay anything. They mentioned each drink is EUR10-15, except the drinks I buy for the girls. I was led to the bar, in which I was left alone with about 7 girls and an older bartender and they all just stared at me. I should say "ladies". These were no girls. Most looked above 40, all fake boobs and lips. I hardly found it sexy. It was very quiet. On the wall was a TV with generic porn playing. 3 ladies on the younger, more natural side caught my eye. A Dutch blond, which was very plain, an East Europen looking secretery cosplay with absolutly no tits, and a Dutch-Carribean mix funky looking girl. No stunner anyway.
I started chatting with the funky girl a bit awkwardly.
She asked for a drink. Of course the drinks for the girls are ridiclous. It's only champagne in different sizes, starting at EUR60 per glass. Since I didn't pay entrence fee, which was in my calculation, I agreed to buy her champagne to warm her up a bit. I has some water myself (hot day and I was driving, so no alchohol). She asked if I want to go to the room with her and we started negotiating. For 1 hour with a girl, you get very little for the price you pay. Basically the same suck and fuck action you get in RLD, only you get to take a shower (alone). Anything else you can think of is an extra. If you want to pop twice, it's double the money "or get the champagne bottle, so it's cheaper"...
It was all pointing to "get up and go" situation, but very few of us actually get up and leave, right? We went to the front desk to settle the payment.
We went up to the room which was very big, with hot tub and A/C (thank god). We got naked. She has a sweet body but had a belly. In the right posture you wouldn't notice, but when sitting down, or in any other position, her belly was soft and liquid. She asked if I want to shower. I said yes, and finished quickly.
The sex and everything around it was bad. I paid so much and got so little, my dick refused to cooperate. Almost no foreplay and by the time it got hard, she struggled with the condom. CBJ was average. I couldn't care for it and I asked to get on with it. By this time she complained my dick is too big and was holding it half way in (WTF?) saying either it hurts, or the condom might fall off. I never had this problem, and I fucked a lot of girls tighter than her.
This all led to me going flat again. I asked her to resume CBJ. She replaced the condom and resumed CBJ. It was working better, I got hard, but this wasn't getting me anywhere. seeing I was hard, I asked to go inside again, but she acted as if she didn't hear well, and said "maybe it'll work better with a handjob" and took off the condom (WTF again?!). I didn't complain, as I wanted just to get it over with, but even her handjob was terrible. I asked for another condom and she said she had only 2 (WTFTF?!). I eventually came from my own handjob, while she's escaping not to get "hit" (because it's extra to get hit). She said if I want to COB maybe I should take one of the porn looking ladies. What a waste. 0 GFE, 0 PSE.
She was talkative. very talkative. she wouldn't shut up at times. I took another shower, then she took a shower. Not together, of course. It was half sexy to see her wash (her skin was great), and standing up you see her belly less. But she wouldn't stop talking. The phone in the room rang to signal time is almost up. She gulped down the rest of the champagne, we got dressed and went downstairs, where she returned to the bar. I saw a couple new girls there which either just came in, or were busy earlier. One caught my eye, but was more of the fake same. I don't recall any more guys being there.
I eventually complained to the front desk about the quality of the service. They suggested I take another girl. I was so tired and uninterested by then, I didn't even bother considering it and I left.
Pictures/Advertisement Accurate?:
Pictures were not seen prior the meeting.
Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.
Closing Comments:
This was a waste of time and money. I wouldn't say it's a tourist trap, but it's a men trap. Similar service with much less pomp can be received for a fraction of the price in Amsterdam, with better looking girls with much better attitude.
Golden Key sexclub - Cherie
Country & City:
Amsterdam, Netherlands
Date of Encounter:
July 2019
Contact Method:
walk-in
Internet Link?:
http://www.clubgoldenkey.nl
Appointment Length & Costs:
EUR335 for 1 hour (275) + drink for the lady (60) (=JPY40K)
Type/Location:
incall
Language Notes:
all in English
Details of the Encounter:
I had a bit of a staycation in my home town and decided to investigate a few places I wanted to try out.
I've been around the RLD in Amsterdam a few times already, so this time I decided to try out 2 "sex clubs" or "private houses", and 1 German FKK over the border. I was never really aware of some sex clubs in other locations around town. The clubs are mostly very subtle, working from residential buildings outside of the traditional RL areas. Their premise is increased privacy becasue you're not surrounded by tourists. The first establishement I tested is less so. It brands itself as luxury, it has a big sign with the name, the door handles look like keys and it all looks like a secret society sort of building. I entered around 22:00 on a Friday and was greeted warmly by a nice lady who asked if it's my first time and layed down some rules. That's the point where my mind goes numb and I smile and nod, though the rules were basic.
On some online locations it mentioned that it costs EUR75 enterence fee incl. 3 drinks, but I wasn't asked to pay anything. They mentioned each drink is EUR10-15, except the drinks I buy for the girls. I was led to the bar, in which I was left alone with about 7 girls and an older bartender and they all just stared at me. I should say "ladies". These were no girls. Most looked above 40, all fake boobs and lips. I hardly found it sexy. It was very quiet. On the wall was a TV with generic porn playing. 3 ladies on the younger, more natural side caught my eye. A Dutch blond, which was very plain, an East Europen looking secretery cosplay with absolutly no tits, and a Dutch-Carribean mix funky looking girl. No stunner anyway.
I started chatting with the funky girl a bit awkwardly.
She asked for a drink. Of course the drinks for the girls are ridiclous. It's only champagne in different sizes, starting at EUR60 per glass. Since I didn't pay entrence fee, which was in my calculation, I agreed to buy her champagne to warm her up a bit. I has some water myself (hot day and I was driving, so no alchohol). She asked if I want to go to the room with her and we started negotiating. For 1 hour with a girl, you get very little for the price you pay. Basically the same suck and fuck action you get in RLD, only you get to take a shower (alone). Anything else you can think of is an extra. If you want to pop twice, it's double the money "or get the champagne bottle, so it's cheaper"...
It was all pointing to "get up and go" situation, but very few of us actually get up and leave, right? We went to the front desk to settle the payment.
We went up to the room which was very big, with hot tub and A/C (thank god). We got naked. She has a sweet body but had a belly. In the right posture you wouldn't notice, but when sitting down, or in any other position, her belly was soft and liquid. She asked if I want to shower. I said yes, and finished quickly.
The sex and everything around it was bad. I paid so much and got so little, my dick refused to cooperate. Almost no foreplay and by the time it got hard, she struggled with the condom. CBJ was average. I couldn't care for it and I asked to get on with it. By this time she complained my dick is too big and was holding it half way in (WTF?) saying either it hurts, or the condom might fall off. I never had this problem, and I fucked a lot of girls tighter than her.
This all led to me going flat again. I asked her to resume CBJ. She replaced the condom and resumed CBJ. It was working better, I got hard, but this wasn't getting me anywhere. seeing I was hard, I asked to go inside again, but she acted as if she didn't hear well, and said "maybe it'll work better with a handjob" and took off the condom (WTF again?!). I didn't complain, as I wanted just to get it over with, but even her handjob was terrible. I asked for another condom and she said she had only 2 (WTFTF?!). I eventually came from my own handjob, while she's escaping not to get "hit" (because it's extra to get hit). She said if I want to COB maybe I should take one of the porn looking ladies. What a waste. 0 GFE, 0 PSE.
She was talkative. very talkative. she wouldn't shut up at times. I took another shower, then she took a shower. Not together, of course. It was half sexy to see her wash (her skin was great), and standing up you see her belly less. But she wouldn't stop talking. The phone in the room rang to signal time is almost up. She gulped down the rest of the champagne, we got dressed and went downstairs, where she returned to the bar. I saw a couple new girls there which either just came in, or were busy earlier. One caught my eye, but was more of the fake same. I don't recall any more guys being there.
I eventually complained to the front desk about the quality of the service. They suggested I take another girl. I was so tired and uninterested by then, I didn't even bother considering it and I left.
Pictures/Advertisement Accurate?:
Pictures were not seen prior the meeting.
Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.
Closing Comments:
This was a waste of time and money. I wouldn't say it's a tourist trap, but it's a men trap. Similar service with much less pomp can be received for a fraction of the price in Amsterdam, with better looking girls with much better attitude.
