Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

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  1. Simonka

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    Let’s share terrific and terrible Dad jokes in this thread. Dark humor is welcome.
     
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    I’ll start:

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    His parents called him O.
    His students called him O-sama.


    Eww :D
     
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    What is your definition of a dad’s joke?
    Just unfunny, or it needs other characteristics?
    Because if its just unfunny I can serve you loads of teenagers or millennials jokes which fit very well too :D
     
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    Why the CIA still thinks his grandfather is Australian?

    Because he called him Aussie-sama.
     
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    Ken1988 oh, you again

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    And their intel says his grandmother is French. Why?

    Because he called her Au revoir-sama.
     
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    What did the grape say when the elephant trod on her?

    Nothing, she just let out a little wine
     
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    When did japan discover eggs?

    a long tamago
     
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    What happens when a frog's car breaks down?
    Its gets toad away.
     
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    Why you can tell Donna Summer was so respected in Japan?
    Because they called her Donna-sama.
     
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    Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
    The batter.
     
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    Did you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?

    They were cooked in Greece.
     
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    Mean dads jokes :)

     
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    Well you for all people should know. It is a joke you tell in front of your daughter and her friends. Then you laugh and she will tell her friends she doesn't know who that old creepy guy is and then stops talking with you for two months.
     
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    Aaaah okayyyy . Yeah I did lots of those. To the point she has no friends now :)
     
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    Okay so thats typically the kind of jokes I would do in front of her friends (taken from the Between 2 Ferns blooper vid above):

    you know what happens to a Jewish guy hitting a wall with a full erection?

    ... He breaks his nose

    :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO:
     
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    Which baseball player gets everyone drunk with beer?

    The pitcher.
     
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    To be fair that's only really a dad joke if your dad is David Duke....

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    The classic definition of a Dad joke is that it has a simple, yet horrific, pun of some kind.

    But do you know when a joke truly becomes a dad joke?

    When it becomes apparent.
     
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    ok so actually my daughter is the queen of Dad jokes then ... I should learn from her, not the other way round
     
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    fuck this one gets to my nerves
    Im french and I don’t get it
    Will ask the offspring to explain me
     
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    Blame my French teacher...I was taught to say it "o'var"
     
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    Aaaand... I still don’t get it :(
     
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    "o'var-sama" sounds like "obaa-sama"...?
     
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    Damn this one I should have got it immediately
    I really suck at dad’s jokes
    Thanks for enlightening me
     
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    Why did the banana go to the hospital?
    He wasn't peeling well.
     
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    Where do ghosts go shopping?
    Shi-BOO-ya
     
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