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Let's share terrific and terrible Dad jokes in this thread. Dark humor is welcome.
Why the CIA still thinks his grandfather is Australian?
Because he called him Aussie-sama.
What is your definition of a dad's joke?
Aaaah okayyyy . Yeah I did lots of those. To the point she has no friends nowWell you for all people should know. It is a joke you tell in front of your daughter and her friends. Then you laugh and she will tell her friends she doesn't know who that old creepy guy is and then stops talking with you for two months.
Which baseball player makes the best pancakes?
The batter.
To be fair that's only really a dad joke if your dad is David Duke....you know what happens to a Jewish guy hitting a wall with a full erection?
... He breaks his nose
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The classic definition of a Dad joke is that it has a simple, yet horrific, pun of some kind.
And their intel says his grandmother is French. Why?
Because he called her Au revoir-sama.
fuck this one gets to my nerves
Im french and I don't get it
Will ask the offspring to explain me
Aaaand... I still don't get itBlame my French teacher...I was taught to say it "o'var"
Aaaand... I still don't get it![]()
Damn this one I should have got it immediately"o'var-sama" sounds like "obaa-sama"...?
UfffDid you know the first French fries weren't actually cooked in France?
They were cooked in Greece.