Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

[AMcguyver]

 

[UnicornHunter]

I was lucky to have visited a Dorito farm today. It was a cool ranch.

 

[AMcguyver]

Speaking of farms...

 

[Frenchy]

Do you know why Trump can’t enter the White House anymore?




Its For Biden

 

[namae]

Do you know why Trump can’t enter the White House anymore?




Its For Biden

I don't get it. Can you explain it?

 

[Frenchy]

I don't get it. Can you explain it?

i don’t get it either . Hoped someone could tell me

 

[MikeH]

I don't get it. Can you explain it?

You just made Frenchy so happy, finally he made one dad joke someone else doesn't get.

 

[Frenchy]

You just made Frenchy so happy, finally he made one dad joke someone else doesn't get.

No its just a friend who told it to me

 

[namae]

i don’t get it either . Hoped someone could tell me

forbidden v for biden

 

[Frenchy]

forbidden v for biden

aaaaaah okaaaaay

 

[MikeH]

No its just a friend who told it to me

Said like you had any friends.

 

[Frenchy]

Said like you had any friends.

He’s Belgian so he gets a pass

 

[IchigoDave]

Do you know why Trump can’t enter the White House anymore?




Its For Biden

I'm so happy for you

 

[Frenchy]

I'm so happy for you

Thanks. I wrote one and I get it. The bad spell is lifted. I can see clearly now, the rain has gone. Hallelujah!

 

[IchigoDave]

When Arnold Schwarzenegger was growing up as a kid in Austria he wanted to compose music. His Father asked him what he was going to do with his life and he said, "I'll be Bach".

 

[AMcguyver]

Hired a handyman.
Got home & found he only did 1, 3, & 5 on my list!
Turns out he only does odd jobs.

 

[IchigoDave]

Amal and Juan are identical twins. Their mother only carries one photo because if you have seen Juan you have seen Amal.

 

[Sudsy]

So I was talking with a friend who's a medieval historian specialising in military tactics.

He was really excited, as he believed he had found the reacon the Vikings were so successful in their raids, with military victories as far as North Africa, the Caspian Sea, and near total subjugation of the British Isles.

He's found evidence that they had a sophisticated system of communication that allowed them to coordinate their planning without fear of interception.

Turns out they sent secret messages in Norse code.

 

[AMcguyver]

Did you know Cardi B has a sister who is an athletic trainer?

Yeah, her name is Cardi O.

 

[just4fun]

 

[IchigoDave]

A recent high school graduate went to join the Navy.
Recruiter: can you swim?
Graduate: I thought you had boats

 

[Frenchy]

Aaaaand I don’t get it

 

[Sudsy]

Aaaaand I don’t get it

In other news, I just got a new side job as a guillotine operator.

Beheading there shortly.

 

[Frenchy]

In other news, I just got a new side job as a guillotine operator.

Beheading there shortly.

Thanks Sud!

 

[AMcguyver]

I suffer from kleptomania. But I take something for it.