Majestyk
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Well, I could have made a joke about German sausages... but honestly, those are the wurst.
IQ too low to understand, please explain..Which fish is often confused with tuna in Japan?
Mackerel.
IQ too low to understand, please explain..
OOOH with the silent letters it does sound like maguro! (but more like a native Japanese speaker male pronunciation of maguro)Aw , Just wanted to say that mackerel sounds like "mag'ro"
"l" in English often gets vocalized in my head when it comes at the end of a word, but sorry, I'm not a native English speaker.
Well, I could have made a joke about German sausages... but honestly, those are the wurst.
Looks like clutch and brake pedals. Gas pedal is on far right.
Why the CIA still thinks his grandfather is Australian?
Because he called him Aussie-sama.
Looks like clutch and brake pedals. Gas pedal is on far right.
breaking with your left leg while accelerating at the same time with your right is a standard trick of the rally drivers so there
RodneyMy wife is a sex object.
Everytime I ask for sex... she objects.
A man walks into a bar and orders a drink. After his first sip, he hears a high-pitched voice, but he can’t tell where it’s coming from.
"Hey, mister! I like your tie!" it says.
He looks around, but he doesn’t see anything, and decides to shrug it off. After a little bit, he takes another sip, and another tiny voice pipes up.
“Hey, hey, mister! Nice shoes!”
Again, he looks around, but he sees nothing but the bartender who is busy taking some other customers’ orders. Shaking his head, he takes another sip.
“Hey, mister! I like your haircut!”
He puts down his drink, frustrated, and signals to the bartender, who walks over, polishing a glass.
“Hey, barkeep,” he says, “what’s with the high-pitched voices I keep hearing?”
“Oh, those are the peanuts,” he replies. “They’re complimentary.”
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome...
I guess now it’s clear why everyone calls me handsome.