Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

[Sudsy]

My bad, I thought "sociopathic thug" is French for HR.

Only when you're managing the ranks effectively.

 

[Sudsy]

True, that would have been #998
And just above , J4F , because it must be fun to see your daughter with a guy that could be your dad

Hell, I would have thought somewhere around 8932....

Clearly your proclivities have not attracted the attention of your company HR department yet.

(If you're lucky, they'll hire me before they notice!!!!)

 

[Sudsy]

I suppose I should come clean though... I've left the HR game.

I joined a production company a few months ago, and we're starting a series of films about various industries in Japan.

Right now we're making our first documentary, this one on how to start an airline.

We’re currently filming the pilot.

 

[Frenchy]

I suppose I should come clean though... I've left the HR game.

I joined a production company a few months ago, and we're starting a series of films about various industries in Japan.

Right now we're making our first documentary, this one on how to start an airline.

We’re currently filming the pilot.

TAG.. the only site where « coming clean » doesn’t mean to atone for shameful sins but admitting you worked in HR and finally left it

 

[Frenchy]

Slightly off topic but ... what do you think of this « Dad Rock » CD songs sélection ? I know about half of them but many tunes there I would not even think as Mom Rock...

https://www.ajournalofmusicalthings...-rock-i-guess-it-depends-on-how-old-you-feel/

 

[just4fun]

 

[just4fun]

Slightly off topic but ... what do you think of this « Dad Rock » CD songs sélection ? I know about half of them but many tunes there I would not even think as Mom Rock...

https://www.ajournalofmusicalthings...-rock-i-guess-it-depends-on-how-old-you-feel/

Meh

 

[Frenchy]

Meh

Hey its Dad Rock, not Grand-Dad rock

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[just4fun]

Hey its Dad Rock, not Grand-Dad rock

Double Meh

 

[Sudsy]

 

[UnicornHunter]

What did the overly excited gardner do when spring arrived?

He wet his plants.

 

[IchigoDave]

Is a cow that doesn’t give milk called a milk dud, or an udder failure?

 

[MelissaAnne]

Is a cow that doesn’t give milk called a milk dud, or an udder failure?

Yes.

 

[AMcguyver]

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[just4fun]

 

[IchigoDave]

- How does Moses make his coffee? Hebrews it

- I'm starting a new dating service in Prague. It's called Czech-Mate.

- Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees? Because they're so good at it!

 

[Sudsy]

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[AMcguyver]

Four Terrible Dad Jokes to celebrate Star Wars Day (May 4th):

Which Star Wars character is best at gardening?
Yoda, because he has a green thumb

Where does Princess Leia do her shopping?
At the Darth Maul

Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
Darth Waiter

Why didn't any of Luke Skywalker's marriages work out?
Because he took Obi-Wan's advice - "Use Divorce, Luke"

 

[IchigoDave]

Musical dad joke

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[shadowboxer]

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the Nobel prize.

 

[IchigoDave]

What do you call a cow with Tourette's?

Beef jerky