Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

How can a door be a jar?
 
When I read the jokes here, I often feel like my favorite French dumb spy OSS117 being taunted by his CIA friend Bill Tremendous

 
My niece wanted a bouncy castle for her birthday.

The guy at the shop said the rental was $50, and the set-up fee was $1000.

I said, “That’s outrageous!”

He just shrugged and said, “That’s inflation for you.”
 
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My personal trainer said I should do lunges to stay in shape.

That would be a big step forward.
I posted that just a few weeks ago!
 
This isn't a dad.joke.so much as it is an example of a quick and naughty wit.
Years ago the actress Joan Collins was smoking a cigarette during an interview. The reporter said "Joan, I thought you quit?" To which Collins replied "I only smoke a cigarette after sex darling." To which the cunning reporter said "So how many do you smoke a day?" Flicking ash from her cigarette she looks him in the eye and says "I'm down to a pack a day"
A health conscious woman was on a first date with a man. She was really into the guy but didn’t want things to go too far if he wasn’t equally health conscious. She asked him, “Do you smoke after sex”?

He replied, “I never checked”.
 
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Now this is a dad joke
What's black and white and red all over?
An embarrassed zebra
 
What's black and white and red all over?

What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun after a javelin accident.
 
What's black and white and red all over and can't get through a revolving door?

A nun after a javelin accident.
You've a sick depraved sense of humor Sudsy...and I love it
 
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