Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

[AMcguyver]

 

[Frenchy]

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Good one but shouldn't it be required for a Dad’s joke that kids could at least understand it ? (Without making them laugh of course)

 

[IchigoDave]

Did you see the news about the huge pickle?


It was a big dill.

 

[AMcguyver]

 

[IchigoDave]

I went to the zoo yesterday. For whatever reason they only had one animal, and it was a dog.

It was a Shih Tzu.

 

[IchigoDave]

A janitor at work asked me if I wanted to go smoke weed with him, but I declined. I can't stand high maintenance people.

 

[shadowboxer]

Did you hear about the ATM that got addicted to money?

It suffered from withdrawals.

 

[Majestyk]

 

[namae]

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This was #23 above.

Actually searching "banana" brings up some funny posts .... "I guess I am a dick vampire" - the one only, Japan's BBBJ Queen.

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[Sudsy]

I miss my uni days, we used to have amazing parties.

The chemistry majors would bring the booze.

The physics majors would set up a beer pong table.

The botany majors brought the weed.

The electrical engineers would set up a light show.

And everything always went off smoothly


because the astronomy majors would planet.

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[IchigoDave]

In America we use an elevator. My British friends use a lift. I guess we are raised differently.

 

[shadowboxer]

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[Majestyk]

 

[shadowboxer]

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This joke really lives up to the thread title! I like it.

 

[Majestyk]

 

[AMcguyver]

Dracula passed out at midnight on New Year’s Eve.
There was a count down.

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[IchigoDave]

 

[MikeH]

When single women turn 50 they often tend to get lots of cats. This phenomenon is known as many paws.

 

[Majestyk]

 

[IchigoDave]

There was an explosion at a cheese factory in France.

There’s nothing left except da Brie

 

[IchigoDave]

Last night the storm tore off 25% of my roof.

oof