Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

Last night I ordered an egg
🥚
and chicken
🐓
off Amazon!
I'll let you know!!!!

I ordered a chicken and egg from Amazon. I'll let you know.
 
But you didn't! Let us know that is.
 
Oh.........me so soddy......
 
Have you heard about the guy that has 5 dicks? His pants fit like a glove :)
 
When I was at university, I did part-time work at an Indian restaurant.

The owners were so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement, so that I wouldn't share their flatbread recipe.

It was their standard naan disclosure agreement.

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Cowboys in the old west used to hang lanterns on the saddles at night to help them Find there way home. This was a early version of Saddle Light Navigation!!!!
 
I ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. Time to see which really came first
 
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