Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

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That is because she brought quite a deal of shame upon the family name. According to wikipedia, she was sexually adventurous at a young age and extremely promiscuous right up until her death in 1892. Earning for her efforts, the nicknames "back", "bike" and "stretch".
(I fucked her)
 
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Frenchy, this one is for you:

What is the worst thing you can buy in a second hand shop?

LOO ROLL!!!!

Do you get it?
 
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Frenchy, this one is for you:

What is the worst thing you can buy in a second hand shop?

LOO ROLL!!!!

Do you get it?

hmmmm...
loo= toilet
Roll = roll of toilet paper (?)
So obviously if its second hand its not great

did I get it? Do I finally graduate from white belt to yellow belt at Dad Jokes ? I’m anxious...
 
Glad to see someone getting something even if it is a lame joke.

But that's not all!

If he"d use it to measure his dick as was explained in another thread here not so long ago he might also get an STD as a bonus.

Please allow seven days for delivery.
 
But that's not all!

If he"d use it to measure his dick as was explained in another thread here not so long ago he might also get an STD as a bonus.

Please allow seven days for delivery.

now I really don’t get it :(
or maybe you’re drunk?
I understand each word but not the overall meaning
 
So this morning my says she has a headache.
I ask her does her face hurt and she says no.
I tell her it's killing me.
 
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No wonder, I heard he has been all full of himself lately.

Oh come on....

People overcome adversity all the time.

I mean, look at Beethoven.

They told him he couldn't be a composer because he was deaf, but did he listen?