RD Terrible experience with Robo Deli Umi

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Title of Your Review:
Terrible experience with Robo Deli Umi

Service Name:
Robodeli

Provider Name:
Umi

Website/Contact Info:
https://www.robodeli.net/top/

Appointment Length & Costs:
3 hours 111,000 JPY

Booking Method:
Direct Contact (LINE, Twitter, etc.)

Date of Encounter:
December 2024

Location:
Outcall Love Hotel (Your Choice)

Language Notes:
Japanese Only

Narrative of the Encounter:
Girl: Umi
Looks: Eyes are similar to photos, but seeing her in real life I felt it was very different. She had lots of self inflicted cuts on her body as well - much more than Anzu.

I normally don't write reviews as I normally lurk, but I decided to try Umi from robo deli and man was it bad.

I set up a 3 hour course with candle play, deepthroat, etc. As it was my first time doing it, I was pretty nervous and didn't know what to expect.

The session was supposed to start at 2pm but she came in about 20 minutes late and didn't apologize at all. Since I feel these girls are overworked and I didn't want to spoil the mood from the start, I chose not to mention it at all. But the thing was, even despite coming late, she still decided to "organize" the room - shifting things around, taking the toys out slowly etc. We finally stepped into the shower together 15 minutes later - which was pretty much a solitary affair as she clearly didn't want me touching her and avoided eye contact etc.

It wasn't good when we started play as well; she intentionally tried to make her mouth as small as possible so that it would hurt when I tried deepthroating her and would constantly shift to using her hands. When candle play started, she said it was "too hot" and requested that we stop - which I did - barely 2 minutes after starting, and you guessed it; we spent a good 15-20 minutes setting that up as well - she spent all that time applying lotion on her body (I'm not sure but, doesn't that defeat the purpose of the candle play?). And she sat in the tub for about 20 minutes after she was done.

Throughout the entire session, I managed to squeeze out about 2 shots (by myself I might add) since she barely put any effort into sucking at all and I could barely feel anything. The overall play time was about 90 minutes out of a 3 hour session - or maybe even less as we finished about half an hour before the 3 hour mark as I was just annoyed at that point.

I don't mean to badmouth or sabotage her as I've used robodeli before and had great sessions with girls like Lime, Miku and Aruru, but this time was a huge miss for me, especially considering RoboDeli's pricier services compared to other shops.

PS: I noticed when we started that her tongue was patchy and had lots of white stains on it - it could simply be that she has geographic tongue or just doesn't clean it properly but I'll be getting tested to be safe.

Review Independence: Was this review requested by the provider or service?:
No, this review was written without a request from the service or their provider.

Final Thoughts:
Not Recommended.

Closing Comments:
I'd avoid this one if I were you guys, but to each his own.
 
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When candle play started, she said it was "too hot" and requested that we stop - which I did - barely 2 minutes after starting, and you guessed it; we spent a good 15-20 minutes setting that up as well - she spent all that time applying lotion on her body (I'm not sure but, doesn't that defeat the purpose of the candle play?).
The lotion is applied first so that the wax is easier to remove later. No lotion, and the wax will stick to any body hair that's there.
 
Pretty sure Umi is pretty new too. RD is kinda trying to restructure right now as they lost alot of their more popular providers, and others are possibly moving to Osaka for their new store.

So they both hired a lot of new ones recently and are promoting them. Lots of people may be dipping their toes in to see if they'll enjoy it.

Their ads are constantly pay stubs of people making 100,000¥+ in a day.
 
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Umi is very new and pretty inexperienced so I am guessing that might have caused some issues. When it comes to cut scars pretty much everyone at RD got them if you start looking. Some are just better at hiding them.
 
Your review reads with a little anger/hostility. Sounds like Umi being late may have caused you enough frustration to have a bad session. But there's definitely some info missing here.

Out of curiosity, what were your other options? I did the math, you are missing about 40k here....

You mention it took about 15 minutes for her setup time (removing toys, etc)...this is pretty standard
You mention the lotion, and as Sudsy mentioned, it's to make it easier to remove. And the blue plastic sheet is to make sure the bed doesn't get messed up. Things take prep time
The 20 minute bath is pretty standard if you were in there with her. If you weren't, did she tell you not to be, or did you choose not to join?
Her not looking you in the eyes or being shy to touch is likely just a result of her being a new girl.

Not defending Umi on anything here, I've got no skin in the game, just trying to help you understand where maybe things went wrong.

@zera: They really only lost Mikan. All the rest of their popular girls are still there (Lime, Anzu, Milk, Riko)...they are just adding more because they are becoming more popular. And they aren't moving to Osaka, they are opening a second branch. :)
 
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@zera: They really only lost Mikan. All the rest of their popular girls are still there (Lime, Anzu, Milk, Riko)...they are just adding more because they are becoming more popular. And they aren't moving to Osaka, they are opening a second branch. :)
They lost two others who had been doing well as well.

Lime has discussed moving to Osaka, not sure about others but both the owner and her have talked about it on Twitter. Not sure if they actually will though. Edit: Basically to start the branch.
 
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They lost two others who had been doing well as well.

Lime has discussed moving to Osaka, not sure about others but both the owner and her have talked about it on Twitter. Not sure if they actually will though. Edit: Basically to start the branch.
Lime most likely will move temporarily. It be a good boost for a new shop as she got a reputation.
 
Lime most likely will move temporarily. It be a good boost for a new shop as she got a reputation.
Yeah I'm hoping to be one of the first at the new branch haha. I love RD.

Edit- I feel like I should mention Lime is also planning on retiring before too long. That's public though she said she may reconsider she's given a hard date a few times now. Just for anyone who does want to see her.
 
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Yeah I'm hoping to be one of the first at the new branch haha. I love RD.

Edit- I feel like I should mention Lime is also planning on retiring before too long. That's public though she said she may reconsider she's given a hard date a few times now. Just for anyone who does want to see her.
Her retirement wishes seems to have gone down a bit after she took the rank one spot back from Riko. Her whole twitter is more positive as well.
 
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The session was supposed to start at 2pm but she came in about 20 minutes late and didn't apologize at all.

I wont defend her for wasting time or other things that weren't ideal, but her showing up 20 minutes "late" is completely normal. I think there is also no need to apologolize because it's withing the regular timeframe of any DH shop.

If you book DH, the girls never show up exactly on time, I would say 10-15 min after appointment time is pretty much standard. A lot of shops also tell you that the girl will arrive within 0-30 minutes. If time schedules are booked tight it just takes a bit of time for the girls to get from point A to point B.
 
It's quite a gamble to book a 3 hours session with someone you haven't met or haven't even communicated with before.
Even worse to expect good advanced play from a girl that's clearly marked as new on the store page.
 
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It's quite a gamble to book a 3 hours session with someone you haven't met or haven't even communicated with before.
Yeah, I'd only book a 3-hour session if I know it's gonna be good, or if I'm kinda tired and want to take things at a slower pace.
 
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It appears that the OP isn't responding to any of the replies to his post . . .
 
Her retirement wishes seems to have gone down a bit after she took the rank one spot back from Riko. Her whole twitter is more positive as well.
Re: Lime. She just cancelled all her appointments and is going on hiatus/possible retirement just a heads up.
 
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Re: Lime. She just cancelled all her appointments and is going on hiatus/possible retirement just a heads up.
NOOOOO.
Wish her all the best if that's what she wants.

Maybe it is about the Osaka shop though?
 
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NOOOOO.
Wish her all the best if that's what she wants.

Maybe it is about the Osaka shop though?
Not about the Osaka shop as she was in the middle of a shift. Not saying anything that isn't public I just saw it on X. She cancelled everyone for today and for the future until she either retires or comesback.

Kicking myself for not seeing her earlier I had wanted to see her and Sumomo but this time I actually have a valid reason for not being in Japan. Kinda hope she comes back but she's been clear she's figured out what she wants to do in life so if so hope she enjoys that.

Pretty much everyone besides Sumomo I want to see at Robo is gone though, so if they do start charging more for gaijin I guess I'm finding someplace new.


Next Day Edit: Kana retiring too because dipshits dug into her non-work information.
 
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Not about the Osaka shop as she was in the middle of a shift. Not saying anything that isn't public I just saw it on X. She cancelled everyone for today and for the future until she either retires or comesback.
It doesn't appear she is quitting, she tweeted about working in Osaka for a week soon
 
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Just had some good time with Umi yesterday, but I was mostly nice and didn't go for the hard sm stuff.
Maybe she's better now, or maybe she's just not good with sm.. Can't know for sure.
But yeah scars all over arms, thighs, etc. I guess you won't needing the barcode option. 😜
Might share full review separately when I got time.
 
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"geographic tongue"

I have only ever heard of this in Japan. I know it is a thing, but this is like the 10th time I have heard about it in relation to Japan. Is it in the popular consciousness there or something? Because it's a totally harmless condition that hundreds of million of people have and I am wondering why it seems to get so much attention here.