The Anything Goes Thread

[Ken1988]

I think senbei is better than dried squid.

 

[MikeH]

I think senbei is better than dried squid.

That's pretty much even like deciding which kneecap you want to be shot at.

 

[Frenchy]

Guys... this lady will kill my liver, my wallet, my cock. I hope, in that same order

 

[Jackindabox]

Suck it up boys. The greatest mass transit system in the world! A little puking and senbei stink is nothing! Would you rather be on a broke down greyhound bus in rural Georgia surrounded by crackheads and syphilitic whores? No I didn’t think so! So stop yur whining!

If you are talking about extremes, nothing compares to the homeless geezers that have shit there pants on the train or shit on the train seat during peak operation hours. Or the dudes that are so lazy that they can’t take baths, wash their clothes, or realize that their funk smells like corn chips, spoiled milk, a septic tank, sweat, and cigarettes at the same time. Hello, that stinch on a stifling train is enough to make a man jump out the window to find relief through death! The next stop doesn’t come quick enough! I’ll take you syphilitics and druggies any day over that stinch and filth!

 

[Frenchy]

Stormy Daniels briefly arrested for rubbing a client’s face with her boobs in a strip club.. way to go America!

https://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/day-arrest-stormy-daniels-dances-touch-56561441

A day after arrest, Stormy Daniels dances but doesn't touch

ABC News - 1h ago



Stormy Daniels danced — but she didn't touch — at an Ohio strip club a day after her arrest at another club for interacting too closely with patrons who turned out to be undercover police officers. Prosecutors on Thursday dropped charges against the porn star ...

 

[MikeH]

Stormy Daniels briefly arrested for rubbing a client’s face with her boobs in a strip club..

She is not a police officer so not allowed to hold them against him?

 

[Frenchy]

She is not a police officer so not allowed to hold them against him?

Well no, she was just a dancer and the cops pretended to be clients, apparently.
They’d better chase the real bad guys, frankly! What a waste of police time

 

[Simonka]

Well no, she was just a dancer and the cops pretended to be clients, apparently.
They’d better chase the real bad guys, frankly! What a waste of police time

What’s the fun of going to strip clubs if you can’t get some motorboob action on your face?

Motorboob: Stripper with preferably big boobs squeezes your head between her boobies and shakes them against your cheeks

 

[MikeH]

Motorboob: Stripper with preferably big boobs squeezes your head between her boobies and shakes them against your cheeks

I've always called it motorboating. Of course it's not real if you don't make the motor sounds with your lips while doing it.

 

[Yuriko]

Love my new apartment, where you can see Tokyo tower, Toranomon hills, so urban, fantastic!
I'm so grateful for what the univers has to offer, in which what we desire, it delivers! How amazing!!!
Thank you so much!

 

[Majestyk]

Tham Luang Cave is a rare place where a person can become completely isolated. There is no GPS, no Wi-Fi, no cellphone service. The last known survey was conducted in the 1980s by a French caving society, but many of its deepest recesses remain unmapped. Spelunkers consider the cave one of the most challenging in the world.

Update on the story of the Thailand cave rescue: https://www.nytimes.com/2018/07/12/world/asia/thailand-cave-rescue-seals.html

 

[Frenchy]

Loud Americans...
Two douchebags in a train now, loud, told them to tone down a bit and they all go « oh! Never ever anyone asked me this » bla bla bla...
They look at me with killing eyes and I dont give a shit
FYI I am black belt aikido
The train is full
They really piss me off
What should I do?

 

[Frenchy]

Loud Americans...
Two douchebags in a train now, loud, told them to tone down a bit and they all go « oh! Never ever anyone asked me this » bla bla bla...
They look at me with killing eyes and I dont give a shit
FYI I am black belt aikido
The train is full
They really piss me off
What should I do?

The answer is in the question, I know
Nothing
Until they attack me
Which is what I want

 

[Yuriko]

Loud Americans...
Two douchebags in a train now, loud, told them to tone down a bit and they all go « oh! Never ever anyone asked me this » bla bla bla...
They look at me with killing eyes and I dont give a shit
FYI I am black belt aikido
The train is full
They really piss me off
What should I do?

Sorry to hear that...it's tourist season...
Were there a music titled "Amerian in Paris?"

Osaka guyz are also very loud, as well. I just couldn't help but to listen what cute Osaka girls were chatting aloud, no matter where they were.
Their humour is very different from Tokyo people.
It was hilarious.

 

[Durg50]

Loud Americans...
Two douchebags in a train now, loud, told them to tone down a bit and they all go « oh! Never ever anyone asked me this » bla bla bla...
They look at me with killing eyes and I dont give a shit
FYI I am black belt aikido
The train is full
They really piss me off
What should I do?

Its not their fault, Americans cannot modulate their voices, its loud or nothing.

 

[Frenchy]

Its not their fault, Americans cannot modulate their voices, its loud or nothing.

Actually they did, after there were more people in the train.
But if its 80% empty they talk loud for no obvious reason (and using this obnoxious, brash voice I really find hard to bear) .

 

[ShowaJidai]

Really sorry to hear this.

I am a proud American. In high school I couldn't wait to turn 17 so I could join the Marines. I still feel the same way but I guess when it's your own blood, your own life that is on the line it becomes really personal. It isn't something I am loud about. Motherfuckers should have more sense about where they are and their surroundings.

 

[Sudsy]

Loud Americans...
Two douchebags in a train now, loud, told them to tone down a bit and they all go « oh! Never ever anyone asked me this » bla bla bla...

Take a page from the Kyoto grannies.

When I run into those types I just ask them what part of the US they're from, and they'll usually ask how I knew they were American so quickly, then I ask them how many other conversations they can overhear on the train....

 

[warubuta]

The most obnoxiously loud Americans generally stay in the country, mostly in the red states. Of course the ones who join the military are an exception. When I here a loud Amarican down where I have a place in Hayama, it is almost certainly a proud member of the US armed forces. And they are likely to be loud, fat, drunk and generally ignorant of their surroundings. But don’t point this out to them or you will get to see their other trait: violence.

 

[Frenchy]

The most obnoxiously loud Americans generally stay in the country, mostly in the red states. Of course the ones who join the military are an exception. When I here a loud Amarican down where I have a place in Hayama, it is almost certainly a proud member of the US armed forces. And they are likely to be loud, fat, drunk and generally ignorant of their surroundings. But don’t point this out to them or you will get to see their other trait: violence.

Tbh I dont want to single out Americans, I have many friends in this vast and diverse tribe, all of them very well-behaved. But yes, I think you catch my drift

 

[Frenchy]

Really sorry to hear this.

I am a proud American. In high school I couldn't wait to turn 17 so I could join the Marines. I still feel the same way but I guess when it's your own blood, your own life that is on the line it becomes really personal. It isn't something I am loud about. Motherfuckers should have more sense about where they are and their surroundings.

It’s totally OK of course to be a proud American or a proud anywhere-er for that matter. Having said that we did not have much say about where we were born, so I’m always ambivalent about feeling “proud” of something that happened just by chance.
Anyway, the point is that here is Japan and especially in a train it’s not welcome behaviour to talk so loud (having said that I saw a few drunk Japanese doing it too, at different occasions)

 

[AMcguyver]

I think senbei is better than dried squid.

Just saw a new product in the stores recently - chocolate covered dried squid.

 

[Hofmeyer]

I can think of few things worse than having someone use you as a tool for suicide. Fucking horrifying.

 

[Frenchy]

More entertaining : the “Would / Would’nt” thing. You have to grant something to The Donald: he will always try to out-Trump himself the next day. Best show on earth ever.

 

[warubuta]

More entertaining : the “Would / Would’nt” thing. You have to grant something to The Donald: he will always try to out-Trump himself the next day. Best show on earth ever.

He doesnt realize how stupid he looks and if he did, he wouldn't care. I have to think that Putin has some dirt on him. My guess is that it is video of Ukranian H00kers pissing on him or spanking him or something. If it were just normal sex or some financial thing, he would weasel out of it. It has to be something that brings his 'dignity' or masculinity into question. Has to be.