The First Porno You Ever Saw

[Sudsy]

Simple and self explanatory - do you remember the first porn flick you ever saw?

For me, it was on old flick called Foxholes with Vanessa del Rio.

 

[Exnocomment]

The first porno I ever watched.. looked like this. Now if I could only remember the title ..

 

[TAG Manager]

Was with some friends from Jr. High School -- found one of their parents VHS porn tapes. It was a video of a male and female out jogging and they suddenly run into a house, strip and begin fucking right away. I have no idea what the name of the video was, but it felt like something from the late 70's...

After that, it was pixelated JPG and GIF porn pictures downloaded from BBS sites... I wasn't super horny like some of my friends, but hey.. teenagers. haha.

 

[TAG Manager]

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The first porno I ever watched.. looked like this. Now if I could only remember the title ..

I remember spending the night a friends house that had cable... yeah, we did this too. haha.
The house I grew up in, never had cable TV and still doesn't.. not even available in the area. Life sucked with 3 TV channels.

 

[bananajoe]

Probably some softcore porn late at night on satellite TV in Germany.
Only got internet in the early 2000s.
Everything after that is a blur.

 

[RIDER 00]

Maybe not the first one, but the one that got me hooked on porn, masturbating, and voluptuous women.

Best natural boobs ever in porn.

 

[NormalGuy]

I can't remember the name, but just remember the scene.

There was a bunch of guys gangbanging a woman for her birthday, then near the end they wheel in a birthday cake and all the guys squirt on the cake with one of the guys moaning "cum on the cake" in this really weird voice.

Found it in my mates mums bedroom.

 

[BladeRunner]

I found a bunch of VHS tapes in a high old cupboard in the bathroom - slapped one in the player and it was called, "In and Out in Beverly Hills" - it had Peter North in it and changed my life forever.

 

[static]

I can't remember the name, but just remember the scene.

There was a bunch of guys gangbanging a woman for her birthday, then near the end they wheel in a birthday cake and all the guys squirt on the cake with one of the guys moaning "cum on the cake" in this really weird voice.

Found it in my mates mums bedroom.

I think I saw one similar to that, a bunch of girls hired a male stripper, who ended up banging the birthday girl, and they kept yelling at him to "ice the cake" or something...

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0108568/ was my first one. It actually took me a really long time to find a download for it, but I managed to find it and keep it for posterity. Tuned with our black box cable, scene in a kitchen with the man pouring maple syrup on her... I always wondered why I loved pancakes so much.

 

[User#12791]

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The first porno I ever watched.. looked like this. Now if I could only remember the title ..

Hey! Maybe we saw the same movie!

 

[meiji]

What @Exnocomment said.

But the actual real porn I first saw was this one: https://xhamster.com/movies/1558268/lauren_hall_-_legend_movie.html It's definitely the height of cheesy porn, complete with Randy West.

 

[Soapysoap66]

"Blondes have more fun" 1980 Seka movie. Stealth watched it from my dad's collection.
http://theclassicporn.com/videos/2914/blondes-have-more-fun/

 

[User#12791]

The first porn film I actually owned was La Blue Girl 2. My 11 year old eyes.

 

[RightOn6975]

It had to be Angel Kelly's Wet. It was nothing more then a compilation of scenes of pure gonzo, first porn flick that I saw that had dialogue and an actual plot? Had to be Caligula, the one by Penthouse that had Helen Mirren and what's his nuts in it. Surprisingly this film according to some experts is a accurate depiction of the Ceaser.

 

[TokyoJoeblow]

The first porn I saw was like this strange, low budget 70's Hulk porno lol. It was hilarious and the strangest boner I think I've ever had. The Hulk was smashing a lot of women in that movie haha.

 

[BankaSakka]

Idon't know the title but it had Ron Jeremy in it with his prosthetic dick! Ha ha

 

[BankaSakka]

The second Porno I sw was Debbie Does Dallas!

 

[TokyoJoeblow]

The second Porno I sw was Debbie Does Dallas!

That was in the first handful I have ever seen too lol.

 

[impish]

My father had just gotten us a VHS. They were just coming down in price and it was the new thing everyone was getting. He had bought a porno that if memory serves me correctly was generically called "Tease Me" (or maybe that was the name of the production company). I don't remember the "plot" to it, but I remember finding it in the cabinet above the refrigerator and watching it one day when the family was out. I remember there were 2 men and 3 women in the movie and one of the women was the "little sister". One of the men was a delivery guy.

 

[Ken1988]

At an adult movie theater when I was a junior highschool student. I and several friends of mine went into the movie theater Friday night. I don't remember the exact title, but it seems to be "Vista Valley PTA" because I remember Kay Parker clearly and her appearance matches what I can see on redtube.

 

[User#8628]

It was in my early teens and i was alone with a female friend who wanted to do something naughty so we looked for porn on internet. We ended up watching something with two black women having lesbian sex using all kinds of dildos.

 

[User#8628]

I can't remember the name, but just remember the scene.

There was a bunch of guys gangbanging a woman for her birthday, then near the end they wheel in a birthday cake and all the guys squirt on the cake with one of the guys moaning "cum on the cake" in this really weird voice.

Found it in my mates mums bedroom.

This is beautiful

 

[Verbal]

In high school, some friends and I watched Wilbur and the Baby Factory. I have zero recollection of the movie this day, but I would argue that was the first porno I saw the wasn't distorted cause I didn't have those channels.

 

[lotus]

It was in the 1980ies and in a porn cinema. I forgot the title. When I entered the room, it was playing already. It was an Italian movie, dubbed in the local language. There were some 10 or so men and women and they were lying on the floor in a daisy circle, each one licking and sucking each other. My first thought was, 'it must hurt to have your pussy licked'. Then, whoever got an orgasm passed out and disappeared instantaneously. The last lady who remained got transported away by some kind of devil. The END. Then the film started again, and saw the first 30 minutes. It was a party, and lots of food. Girls and boys undressed and they fucked in various positions, spreading food over themselves, etc. When the daisy chain scene started, I left. That cinema became my regular spot.

 

[John Chavers]

Found @Wwanderer's stash here.