The First Porno You Ever Saw

[Exnocomment]

Found @Wwanderer's stash here.

You missed the seminal piece in his collection:

 

[Wwanderer]

You guys should pick on someone your own age and skill level!

-Ww

 

[Jbagz]

I didn't see an actual hard core porn movie until I was about 25 years old. My adolescence porn experience was strictly from magazines.

However, I did make a porn movie when I was 13. On those yellow Post-it notes. You know how you can draw a bunch of pictures on those things, then bend the stack with your thumb and let the individual notes flip past rapidly so you have a crude animation.

I spent an entire Sunday afternoon drawing one of my teachers banging the principal doggiestyle. Not much more sophisticated than stick figures, but I had them saying a bunch of disgusting shit in comic strip balloons. It was hilarious.

I was smart enough just to leave it in a visible place in the boy's locker room. That thing was passed around the school, and other people started making them too. Of course someone eventually got caught with one.

I was a prime suspect regardless of being somewhat tight lipped about it. The dude who got caught blamed me. The principal called me a "ring leader" and wow was my mother pissed, but she actually stood up for me and gave the principal hell for not having proof that it was me who started a wave of Post-it note pornography.

On the way home she told me that she better not see me with any Post-it notes again.

 

[Gasse]

Seems like most people of a certain age found VHS tapes in a parent's closet. LOL

Young and Naughty
http://theclassicporn.com/videos/2747/young-and-naughty/

I didn't realize I was seing porn legends in their prime.

 

[shinnoshiku]

wow…it's too many years ago. I've forgot it.

 

[AMcguyver]

However, I did make a porn movie when I was 13. On those yellow Post-it notes. You know how you can draw a bunch of pictures on those things, then bend the stack with your thumb and let the individual notes flip past rapidly so you have a crude animation.

I spent an entire Sunday afternoon drawing one of my teachers banging the principal doggiestyle. Not much more sophisticated than stick figures, but I had them saying a bunch of disgusting shit in comic strip balloons. It was hilarious.

I'll never look at a stack of PostIt notes quite the same way again. Lol

 

[RickyJ]

I started late in the game and my first video was Tarzan X: Shame of Jane

This introduced me to Joe D'Amato's masterpieces and to Rosa Caracciolo

 

[bergmann]

Being a teenager in the 1980s in Britain, mmmh, those were desperate times. The lingerie sections of the big mail-order catalogues my mother used to get... You could see the odd bit of nipple through some of the sexier stuff. There was a programme on TV about holidays, called (imaginatively) "Holiday" where they sometimes features package tours to beach-orientated locations and when the camera panned over the beach and you could see the occasional pair of topless titties. I first hit real paydirt when I found a brochure for holidays in the former Yugoslavia, which had a section on the nudist resorts which were popular there, complete with photos (which is probably what gave me a life-long fetish for mature women with bushy bushes). The first thing approaching an actual film was "The Blue Lagoon", which by some miracle was a) allowed on British TV (all 3 channels of it) and b) I somehow managed to watch. I was evidently so impressed by it that I sneakily tried to record a later re-broadcast on the new-fangled VHS recorder we got, but failed due to messing the times up. By 15 or 16 I managed to find ways of getting hold of actual porno magazines, and the rest, as they say, is history.

 

[User#8628]

Being a teenager in the 1980s in Britain, mmmh, those were desperate times. The lingerie sections of the big mail-order catalogues my mother used to get... You could see the odd bit of nipple through some of the sexier stuff. There was a programme on TV about holidays, called (imaginatively) "Holiday" where they sometimes features package tours to beach-orientated locations and when the camera panned over the beach and you could see the occasional pair of topless titties. I first hit real paydirt when I found a brochure for holidays in the former Yugoslavia, which had a section on the nudist resorts which were popular there, complete with photos (which is probably what gave me a life-long fetish for mature women with bushy bushes). The first thing approaching an actual film was "The Blue Lagoon", which by some miracle was a) allowed on British TV (all 3 channels of it) and b) I somehow managed to watch. I was evidently so impressed by it that I sneakily tried to record a later re-broadcast on the new-fangled VHS recorder we got, but failed due to messing the times up. By 15 or 16 I managed to find ways of getting hold of actual porno magazines, and the rest, as they say, is history.

Ah i miss the nude resorts/beaches/saunas of Europe! I'm convinced they are the reason why i have always been body confident and not shy to undress around anyone!

 

[stringen]

Can't remember the name of it. Was with Traci Lords and the girls in the movie worked in some kind of support center/call center. My dad owned at that time a video store (Went from video store to gaming hall, cafe, bowling/pool, diner and now a night club) wich contained several 80's porno lucky me

 

[ShowaJidai]

1976. A porno theater in San Diego. The movie was "Deep Throat". I had just turned 18 and went down to San Diego with some Marines from my platoon to get laid. For some reason they wanted to watch some porn and I fell asleep - I just wanted to get laid , no interest in watching it.

 

[Kaspar]

It was a VHS I saw at one of my friends’ home. I was 13 if I do remember correctly. This friend of mine managed to borrow a video cassette recorder and the Porno cassette from a tech savvy friend of ourselves. We watched in his room while pretending to do homework... his mom knew what was going on and periodically walked in without knocking at the door... No idea what the movie was, it was people fucking and I was 13. It was awesome.

 

[MikeH]

It was a VHS I saw at one of my friends’ home.

Well, that doesn't always end up well. One of my younger friends once told they were at home party while in junior high school and someone started to rummage for hidden alcohol or sex tapes. They found a tape and started watching it.

The guy whose parent's house it was just managed to say "that guy's back is as hairy as my dad's" when the girl turned and everyone was able to see she was his mom. The party didn't live long after that.

 

[duntyr74]

The first film I saw was based on a lesbian story, and I found it on one of the best lesbian pay porn sites reviewed by http://www.yahoo.co.jp

 

[faboo2001]

The first film I saw was based on a lesbian story, and I found it on one of the best lesbian pay porn sites reviewed by http://www.yahoo.co.jp

As for me, my friend's parents borrowed a cable box that had access to "free cable". So obviously we took advantage of that and watched some porn when they were out. I can't remember the details of the film but I know Jenna Jameson was in it...doesn't exactly narrow it down.

 

[Simonka]

I think it was Rocco but I don't remember well. Anyway he was sneaking into a young girl's bed at night and he fucked her so hard but in a really gentle way. I was in college and a virgin at that time. Guess who had to change her panties lol.

 

[monalisaoverdrive]

My first porn was some clip I found on my parents computer. I'm pretty sure it was just a blowjob and fucking. Nothing too amazing.

But my first Japanese porn was Dreamshower: Mirai Hoshizaki.

After watching it my fetish for multiple cumshots and gangbangs started haha.

 

[wraithfive]

Wow this thread got bumped back from the dead!

I can't remember what my first porn was exactly but I remember that it was via usenet when we first got a dial up modem and internet provider when I was about 12 years old. Google wasn't a thing yet, websites barely existed, and I didn't know anybody else with a computer to email so I found myself exploring newsgroups.

alt.binaries.* had everything a kid, or adult I suppose lol, could possibly want porno wise in the mid-nineties.

The first like video porn scene I remember watching was I think from kink.com's first website fucking-machines.com They were way more creative with their machines and scenes back then.

 

[Sudsy]

my first Japanese porn was Dreamshower: Mirai Hoshizaki.

Ah, hadn't thought about that....

My first Japanese one was something with Maki Itoh.... the first one I really remember was this one though. First time I'd ever seen "adult baby" stuff, was rather confusing.

 

[Goshogawara]

As far as I remember, back around 2000, the 6th movie of famous German actress Gina Wild, "Im Rausch des Orgasmus", a masterpiece directed by the late Harry S. Morgan.

A friend had a copy on CD (of which I did not know), and while we innocently played Rollercoaster Tycoon another friend (a few years older) showed up and loudly demanded to see Gina. As the parents were very liberal the father laughed and said to his other sons (in elementary school) "leave them alone, they want to watch some porn".

We did, and the second friend older than us two jerked off to Gina in front of us

 

[Poppasmurf]

Does Ninja Scroll count?? One moment my friend’s big brother is letting us watch cartoons with him and I’m thinking how much I love ninjas, and the next thing I know some giant is sucking a girl’s titty.

 

[MongerInAStrLnd]

Don't know the title but it was a Traci Lords film and it wasn't the one that she did after turning 18.

 

[jblue]

Some random short clip I stumbled upon on Kazaa back in the early 2000s. I think I was maybe 13 or 14 at the time? No idea what it was from, but it was standard vanilla stuff, nothing crazy. Still blew my mind regardless.

The basics of sex had been explained to me at that point, but the explanation was intentionally extremely vague so seeing how it actually worked threw me for a loop for a few days. I couldn't stop thinking about it. The disconnect between the apparent commonness of the deed and how rarely it was directly spoken of was just seemed so weird.

As an aside, I'm somewhat convinced that this is how many fetishes are born, at least for those having grown up in the US: low baseline sexual knowledge paired with lack of people for teens to discuss these strange new discoveries with (with no backlash/shaming) means what you saw keeps swimming around in your head and eventually serves as part of the foundation of your sexual identity. It would be super interesting if someone did a study to see if there's any correlation between the type of porn an individual was first exposed to and his/her fetishes.

 

[Frenchy]

Emmanuelle.
Not even a porno by today’s standards (heck even by those days standards) but this movie was a ground-breaker.
When Silvia Kristel died I offered my condolences to the few Dutch people I knew , and they felt offended, and I felt offended they felt offended.