The Next US President is....

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Personally, I can't stand her. I'd rather have a reach-around from Spicer. Mooch was fucking awesome. I even had a suit tailored to match one of his. And for the record, the press secretary I most wanted to fuck was GW's own, Dana Perino (circa 2002, before all the plastic surgery).

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I would also say that Trump royally fucked up by losing Sarah Huckabee, as she was likely one of the most measured, competent PSs we've had in recent history. Yeah, it helps that I got to hang out with her father. Yeah, I'm name dropping. Yeah, I'm pathetic. Yeah, I'm home beating off to FoxNews while the other half is jogging.
I must've missed out on her. In 2002 watching the news would've been the last thing on my mind. I wasn't even in high school yet :ROFLMAO:
 
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When Sloppy Joe becomes President I wonder if his handlers will allow him to leave the White House. And what roles will Colonel Sanders and Ma Clinton play in the administration.......
 
I must've missed out on her. In 2002 watching the news would've been the last thing on my mind. I wasn't even in high school yet :ROFLMAO:

Don't make me feel old, asshole. In early 2002 I was wrapping up my senior thesis at the university with both the JET application and Army/Air Force recruitment brochures on my apartment dinner table, contemplating whether it was worth getting shot at only to discover how truly horrific the dating and P4P scene might be in Kandahar. Fortunately for me (or perhaps not), a friend introduced me to this novel idea called the "eikaiwa," with its lax hiring standards and rules, and I never had to figure out what Taliban pussy smells like.
 
When Sloppy Joe becomes President I wonder if his handlers will allow him to leave the White House. And what roles will Colonel Sanders and Ma Clinton play in the administration.......

Sad reality is, the democratic "transition team" is already prepping for what a Biden presidency would look like, with an actually demented, mentally-incapacitated individual in the Oval Office, which is why they're so strenuously vetting the VP candidates. She (and Biden has made it clear he will choose a woman) will likely become president, in title or even if not, not very long after inauguration. And looking at the roster of inexperienced or radical fucking losers they've got so far, Americans should be very, very disturbed.

Bernie will probably transition back into his natural role as outspoken critic of the admin for not being communist enough. Hillary is way too smart to stick around for that barn fire and will return to the paid interview circuit, making millions of dollars by gleefully declaring to sobbing MSNBC/CNN reporters, "GOSH, WELL YOU COULD-A HAD ME BUT OH WELLS, ASSHOLES!!" And the economy will inevitably sink when Wall Street investors predictably sit on their assets and wait for Americans to elect a Republican again in 2024.

Trump has about three months to get his shit together, knock off his recent back-and-forth over the stupid fucking protests, focus on safety measures and protocols during the re-openings and hope the economy comes roaring back again. And he better pray that Moderna really can get a preliminary RNA vaccine roll-out by September or October. If the Dow gets back up past 29k and the re-openings drop unemployment into single-digits by the end of August, Trump will sail to four more years. If not, we'll be stuck with a drooling, sneering jackass who probably won't even remember his name when it comes time for the swearing-in ceremony and an entire cadre of ambitious, radical millenials surrounding him to change his diapers, roll him into a safespace whenever the media comes around rush feverishly to try remaking the country into some gentrified, pussified, neutered dystopian "woke" socialist nightmare they've been dreaming up while high on crayons, Tide Pods and their parents' allowance money.
 
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Sad reality is, the democratic "transition team" is already prepping for what a Biden presidency would look like, with an actually demented, mentally-incapacitated individual in the Oval Office, which is why they're so strenuously vetting the VP candidates. She (and Biden has made it clear he will choose a woman) will likely become president, in title or even if not, not very long after inauguration. And looking at the roster of inexperienced or radical fucking losers they've got so far, Americans should be very, very disturbed.

Bernie will probably transition back into his natural role as outspoken critic of the admin for not being communist enough. Hillary is way too smart to stick around for that barn fire and will return to the paid interview circuit, making millions of dollars by gleefully declaring to sobbing MSNBC/CNN reporters, "GOSH, WELL YOU COULD-A HAD ME BUT OH WELLS, ASSHOLES!!" And the economy will inevitably sink when Wall Street investors predictably sit on their assets and wait for Americans to elect a Republican again in 2024.

Trump has about three months to get his shit together, knock off his recent back-and-forth over the stupid fucking protests, focus on safety measures and protocols during the re-openings and hope the economy comes roaring back again. And he better pray that Moderna really can get a preliminary RNA vaccine roll-out by September or October. If the Dow gets back up past 29k and the re-openings drop unemployment into single-digits by the end of August, Trump will sail to four more years. If not, we'll be stuck with a drooling, sneering jackass who probably won't even remember his name when it comes time for the swearing-in ceremony and an entire cadre of ambitious, radical millenials surrounding him to change his diapers, roll him into a safespace whenever the media comes around rush feverishly to try remaking the country into some gentrified, pussified, neutered dystopian "woke" socialist nightmare they've been dreaming up while high on crayons, Tide Pods and their parents' allowance money.

The things you really should worry about is that Joe will strip you of both your weapons and your vodka and tie you to a chair in front of a gigantic TV running Hillary on a loop 24/7;)
 
Fortunately for me (or perhaps not), a friend introduced me to this novel idea called the "eikaiwa," with its lax hiring standards and rules, and I never had to figure out what Taliban pussy smells like.

Probably for the best considering all the shit we were getting ourselves into back in those days after 9/11. But who knows. I'd seriously considered joining the army myself out of high school but went to college instead. I then proceeded to become broke AF, get into major debt and not find a job until about six years later. And it was a McJob because that was the 2011/2012 recession. I couldn't get a job in my field.

Now that I think of it... maybe I should've joined up. Sure, I could be dead or maimed but I could've done that with some dignity at least.
 
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Probably for the best considering all the shit we were getting ourselves into back in those days after 9/11. But who knows. I'd seriously considered joining the army myself out of high school but went to college instead. I then proceeded to become broke AF, get into major debt and not find a job until about six years later. And it was a McJob because that was the 2011/2012 recession. I couldn't get a job in my field.

Now that I think of it... maybe I should've joined up. Sure, I could be dead or maimed but I could've done that with some dignity at least.

Lots of my friends who enlisted straight out of high school are now retiring at age 39 with full pensions and benefits for life. Sure, we were in our early 20s when the wars started so that means most of them deployed, but not a single guy says he regrets joining. And like everyone else who goes down this path, after retirement they'll use their veterans preference points to score a cushy federal civilian job where they'll sit around all day doing next to nothing and between the GS-12 salary and their retirement checks they're well into six-figure territory. And then, they're eligible for a second "retirement" after ten years in the civy gig and now they've got two pensions rolling in and they're not even 50.

I don't regret bailing on the chance at an officer's commission after college as I've had ten lifetime's worth of adventures over the last two decades but every time I get reminded that my 401k is well short of what I need to retire, I can't help but lament the face that I could've been retired in three years as a young O-5 with a six-figure pension and free health insurance for life. Spend the rest of my days living like royalty in the P.I., drinking myself to death surrounded by 19yo bimbos rubbing my nuts and feeding me fine cheeses and wines.
 
A strong independent candidate may be just what is needed....but Kanye doesn't tick many boxes. Maybe it is a cunning plan from Donald - encourage Kanye to run and let him take the black vote from Joe Biden?

Kanye has the full support of Elon Musk!

yeah, America needs selfless, humble , reasonable leaders now. So Im all for a Kanye/Musk ticket with Trump remaining on board as State Secretary coz he’s a born diplomat. :D
 
Maybe it is a cunning plan from Donald - encourage Kanye to run and let him take the black vote from Joe Biden?

Hardly machiavellian levels of cunning here. If he really is running then yeah, that is exactly why.
 
Hardly machiavellian levels of cunning here. If he really is running then yeah, that is exactly why.

It would be a Balderick plan then .... given Kanye's views on slavery.

I don't keep up with the kids and US pop culture ...... but I thought he was a bit of an outcast, career on the downslide, some mental health issues.
 
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..... but I thought he was a bit of an outcast, career on the downslide, some mental health issues.
...In a word, perfect for the job! :D

I would vote (if I could) for the guy who gave us Gold Digger and I Love It. Ok he used other artists’ music , but still better than Donnie’s Art of the Deal

 
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Just watched the opening of the Michael Moore movie on Netflix......Fahrenheit 11/9...cracked me up when they showed a shot of an evil looking Donald Trump image projected on the Empire State Building with Moore's voiceover ...... "How the fuck did this happen".
 
Kanye? This is a serious joke.....but his wife now has one billion dollars from the 22% sale of her make up company....... so as Trump says "what have you got to lose?" Trumps speech in South Dakota....oops.... Steven Miller's speech, was another joke....... him using a national holiday to make it a Trump rally is cheap and negative.....But his supporters love it...... they swallow anything he spits out.....even the virus(we'll know more in 2 weeks) maybe he should try that "I could shoot someone on 5th avenue and not lose a supporter" thing......... perhaps over the upcoming "black lives matter" painting on the street......Sad historical moments for the once shining USA!
 
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I don’t think Sloppy Joe has been seen since he was made to go to the funeral of a violent cocaine dealer by his keepers. This patsy needs to up game. Eventually he needs to present his befuddled self to the voters.
 
I don’t think Sloppy Joe has been seen since he was made to go to the funeral of a violent cocaine dealer by his keepers. This patsy needs to up game. Eventually he needs to present his befuddled self to the voters.

here you go
Doesn’t seem that sloppy nor senile to me ...

 
here you go
Doesn’t seem that sloppy nor senile to me ...


Everyone has a nickname. I wonder what some of the nicknames are on this board for a few folks :p:D:):X
 
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here you go
Doesn’t seem that sloppy nor senile to me ...

This one is much more funny though.



OK, so I only watched 36 seconds of it; if you guys didn't bring politics talk to TAG I wouldn't have to hear it from anywhere. So why don't we just talk sex for a change?
 
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