The Offical Tag Song should be.... ???

The first line of this song has probably happened to a few of us.

I fell in love with a
She laughed in my face
So seriously I took her
I was a disgrace

 
For all those sessions, dates, and stories that were not quite as expected ...:D

 
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Omg, you just posted about Rammstein. (y) And I love this song. Never saw the video until now though.
You can find the uncensored version on Pornhub ;) Porn actors were used for the NSFW content, so es is nicht ihr teil :p
 
After reviewing all the suggestions I still think J4F gets the gold medal with his Steel Panther’s « Asian H-o-o-ker». For our purpose you can’t beat a song containing those immortal , sophisticated lyrics:

« I’m in Tokyoooooo.... Loooking for a Hoooe »

« Sucky Fucky Sucky Fucky Smells like sushi »

and the poignant (as years go by)
« I feel like a jeeeeerk
Coz my dick won’t woooork »

Pure genius. Dylan may have received the Nobel Prize of literature , but those guys are next in line.
 


Good one!

The next song youtube offered to me after listening that was this:



At least the name applies to all of us renegades who pay money to put our pee-pee to her foo-foo.
 


valid for the Sinnerladies too, lets not be sexist!
 



Step right up and don't be shy

Because you will not believe your eyes

She's right here behind the glass

And you're gonna like her

'Cause she's got class

You can look inside another world

You get to talk to a pretty girl

She's everything you dream about

But don't fall in love


She's a beauty

She's one in a million girls

She's a beauty

Why would I lie?

Why would I lie?


You can say anything you like

But you can't touch the merchandise

She'll give you every penny's worth

But it will cost you a dollar first

You can step outside your little world

You can talk to a pretty girl

She's everything you dream about

But don't fall in love


She's a beauty

She's one in a million girls

One in a million girls

Why would I lie?

Why would I lie?

But don't fall in love

'Cause if you do, you'll find out she don't love you

She's one in a million girls

One in a million girls

Why would I lie?

Now, why would I lie?


(Step outside your world)


(But don't fall in love) she's a beauty

(She's one in a million girls) one in a million girls

(Why would I lie?) now why would I lie?


(But don't fall in love) 'cause if you do, you'll find out she don't love you

(She's one in a million girls) one in a million girls

(Why would I lie?) why would I lie?


(But don't fall in love)

(She's one in a million girls)

(Why would I lie?)
 


Farman Scoop: Be Faithful.

Forget the title of the song, concentrate on the lyrics! “Who f**king tonight” (repeat).
Also an upbeat and happy song!
 
Jane Birkin , Love for Saie

I thought that was a song about marriage, not P4P? :p

Anyway people who say money cannot buy love just obviously haven't tried with big enough amounts.
 
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