The Tinder profile you could have written if ...

[majimekun]

... you had the balls?

Mine would be something like this:

"If I super-liked you, it means that I've printed out your photo and covered it all with my sticky cum. I just wanted to say thank you. It was a great time."

How about yours?

 

[Frenchy]

« Swipe left... or right... whatever, I won’t answer »

 

[RandomTokyoGuy]

« Swipe left... or right... whatever, I won’t answer »

That's not very original. A lot of girls write something along those lines already

 

[Frenchy]

That's not very original. A lot of girls write something along those lines already

Ah, its more interesting than I thought then

 

[Lasagna]

I'm honestly more than a little crazy, but my diagnoses are all on the "non-criminal" side of the spectrum.

 

[TAG Manager]

I'm honestly more than a little crazy, but my diagnoses are all on the "non-criminal" side of the spectrum.

But MPD is big problem you have to deal with.

 

[Lasagna]

But MPD is big problem you have to deal with.

It's not a problem. It's a happy accident