There is really something for everyone

[MikeH]

Simply the "French" category will do!

But that would be confusing: does it mean smelly and lazy or just smelly?

 

[Frenchy]

But that would be confusing: does it mean smelly and lazy or just smelly?

I really feel offended you think that may be our sole qualities.
How about sneaky, lecherous, hypocritical (although the Brits beat us at that, but not by a wide margin) , effeminate, decadent, and Cheese-eating-surrendering-monkeys ?
Just to name a few...

 

[namae]

I really feel offended you think that may be our sole qualities.
How about sneaky, lecherous, hypocritical (although the Brits beat us at that, but not by a wide margin) , effeminate, decadent, and Cheese-eating-surrendering-monkeys ?
Just to name a few...

Don't beat yourself up! We won't hold the cheese against you.

 

[Frenchy]

Don't beat yourself up! We won't hold the cheese against you.

Yeah, our best gift to the world... with champagne and Moulin Rouge , I guess

(What an horrible cartoon by the way, could not finish the clip, sorry...)

 

[Manami TMK]

Sorry for the girls there. This shop is conceptually similar but more affectionate in marketing the girls.

http://www.deadball.biz

Reading their hiring page they really are quite kind.

Deadball is actually pretty famous among Japanese clients and ladies that work in Uguisudani area, for their selection of girls.
It is just a rumor so I do t believe it. But I have heard that one woman came up to deadball shop for a job interview but she got rejected even by them.
She jumped off to the train at Uguisudani station on her way back home. Again, I don’t believe the story but it tells you how widely they open their door to ladies.

 

[MikeH]

I really feel offended you think that may be our sole qualities.

That's how the world is unfortunately. You cannot expect the rest of the world remember all your bad qualities, you need to be on the right marketing plan and concentrate on your most defining qualities.

 

[Frenchy]

That's how the world is unfortunately. You cannot expect the rest of the world remember all your bad qualities, you need to be on the right marketing plan and concentrate on your most defining qualities.

Ok, good point, so Lazy it is.
I am never smelly
Except during sex

 

[MikeH]

Except during sex

Then it must mean you are working hard and sweating which would mean you are not even lazy. I am starting to wonder if you even are a real Frenchman. Maybe we all have been living in a lie? Do you even have a Hermes necktie?

 

[Frenchy]

Then it must mean you are working hard and sweating which would mean you are not even lazy. I am starting to wonder if you even are a real Frenchman. Maybe we all have been living in a lie? Do you even have a Hermes necktie?

Damn you got me!
Yeah I was trolling you all , my real name is Dick Whatter-Punter , from Leeds

 

[TheScientist]

Deadball is actually pretty famous among Japanese clients and ladies that work in Uguisudani area, for their selection of girls.
It is just a rumor so I do t believe it. But I have heard that one woman came up to deadball shop for a job interview but she got rejected even by them.
She jumped off to the train at Uguisudani station on her way back home. Again, I don’t believe the story but it tells you how widely they open their door to ladies.

As always I appreciate your sharing knowledge of the industry

 

[TokyoJoeblow]

https://www.cgourmet.biz/smp/ladies.php

Found this business who specializes in all sorts of “creatures”. Freaks, busu, baba and so on...

Holy shit, this is hilarious! xD

 

[TokyoJoeblow]

I could totally see myself getting drunk as fuck and thinking that visiting that shop was a good idea. I'm going to try and forget I saw that page. And just hours before I board my flight to Tokyo...you assholes.

Brace Yourself: You are going to be experiencing some turbulence...followed by some really strange pussy.

 

[Keihan]

Brace Yourself: You are going to be experiencing some turbulence...followed by some really strange pussy.

I somehow managed to make it in and out of Tokyo without doing anything obscenely stupid, but during my travels I did discover a diabolical izakaya in Sakae, Nagoya, that served 1500Y bottles of sparkling wine and 900Y decanters of wine. I should thank the Buddha and my lucky stars that there wasn't a shop like this in town, or I'd be spending the night wallowing in shame, a liter of cheap box wine and Pornhub.

 

[MikeH]

I'd be spending the night wallowing in shame, a liter of cheap box wine and Pornhub.

So what do you do in Sunday nights then?

 

[Sudsy]

So what do you do in Sunday nights then?

Same, but with communion wine and nun porn?

 

[MikeH]

Same, but with communion wine and nun porn?

-Do you use Scotch for communion?
You have to in Scotland.
-Really?
Yes, church is very popular in there.

Bluestone 42 which has given me many new British words like "nob end" to insult people.

 

[Keihan]

So what do you do in Sunday nights then?

On Sundays I switch to gin-tonics and spend the day on my balcony, leering at young girls going to church in their Sunday's best and fantasizing about what they do with their boyfriends when the deacon isn't watching. It's a very fulfilling life.