Weird escort experience

[MiracleJohnson]

So in July I went to Japan for the first time with a group of friends. It went pretty well untill I decided to bust me some nuts.

And not through some usual hookup at a club but through an escorting service. So I'm into curvy women. A bit thicc at the right spots you know.

So I was told that japan is the wrong place to look for that and that i should go to some place like brasil. To those people, I said curves not waves. Just something different than the usual pancakes I encountered which by the way is totally fine. It is the inside that counts.

So I came across a site, purangpurang I think, which I couldn't tell if the girls were thicc or thick (yeah there's a difference).

So I went with a girl named Rari I think, something like that. Didn't bother to remember since it probably was a fake name anyways. So my Japanese is pretty bad but I managed to get the deal.

So things went fine I guess. She looked quite good. I didn't went in some sweet walls for like three days so I was pretty hard. So at a moment she went down on her knees and put my boxers down, that's where things went akward.

The girl started laughing at my junior. Probably the first time something like that happened. So she kept on laughing and while carefully touching it. While she did that she was saying something like 'hockey' over and over again. Also when I went inside she kept on making nasty faces and tried to push me away when I tried fully to go in. So I'm paying for a service and she doesn't even want to do her job?! What's going on here?

Later that day I told my buddies what happened. We went on google searching for 'japanese hockey' and we just came across the sport hockey. Was she referring to the puck from hockey? Is my mushroom tip looking like a hockey puck? Is that it?

Now my friends call me puck and and I'm here thinking that the japanese girl thought I had a weird looking little john.

Can anyone clear this up?

 

[Rusty Trombone]

Only a doctor can clear it up!

She wasn’t saying hockey, she was saying Okii. As in big!!

 

[MikeH]

She wasn’t saying hockey, she was saying Okii. As in big!!

I don't buy that. Nobody would mistake those words. She was definitely making a reference to ice hockey. So I am guessing OPs dick is black and hard enough to break teeth. Probably round shaped too.

 

[Acid Burn]

when I went inside she kept on making nasty faces and tried to push me away when I tried fully to go in.

My vote also is that she was saying okii as in big. Especially when you describe her response when you tried to go full in.

 

[TAG Manager]

My vote also is that she was saying okii as in big. Especially when you describe her response when you tried to go full in.

Agreed. Based on how it was described... “ookii” has my vote.

 

[MikeH]

My vote also is that she was saying okii as in big. Especially when you describe her response when you tried to go full in.

You guys are so nice and pure. And buying this story with the full face value? Show me a guy who doesn't know what is going on when girl tries to push him away and makes faces and I show you a virgin boy. Which OP by his own account is not.

 

[TAG Manager]

You guys are so nice and pure. And buying this story with the full face value? Show me a guy who doesn't know what is going on when girl tries to push him away and makes faces and I show you a virgin boy. Which OP by his own account is not.

You don’t have to reply if you don’t buy the OP’s story. Thanks.

 

[MiracleJohnson]

Thanks for the replies. 'Big' was probably the last thing that would came to my mind. Mostly because I assumed she must be used to a variety of clients and has seen her fair share of sizes. Also never heard it from a girl directly or particularly thought about it. Guess I should call my junior; senior from now on.

 

[RightOn6975]

I agree with everyone when they say it was big. Japanese culture regardless if they are half (especially if they grew up IN Japan and not surrounded by foreigners) culture-wise, Japanese will laugh at awkward situations. It is quite weird and something many guys including myself have not gotten used to, I know people who have been here longer than me and can correct me, but this is what they said to in me in my AOB brief.

What this leads to is, you think that the girl is flirting with you, enjoying your company and what not when in reality she doesn't know how to say, "I am not interested in you."

Another big thing that you have encountered is women here, not used to the size of foreigners. I REALLY don't see myself as well...Mr. Pornstar, and I have heard this comment even from foreign women here in Japan. Essentially be prepared for LOTS of women thinking you are gifted when in reality you're either an average foreigner or below average. Hell, there will be times that you will, in fact, bottom out on a girl and you will have to stop to allow her to get comfortable to your size and or not use positions that you are accustomed to in the country you're from. However, you will encounter some size queens here and or women who are for lack of better words able to take the whole thing.

Welcome to Japan my friend, you have just experienced what MANY foreigners have gone through, and frankly is partly the reason why many girls at clubs will not go home with foreigners on a Friday or Saturday night. Funny story...

>Be me
>Be in club in Fukuoka
>Having fun
>Wild 9/10 cutie appears
>She is enjoying how I am dancing
>Beast mode engaged
>She is falling for me
>Get line
>Suggest LH
>No I can't go
>Why not
>Your dick to big for my pussy (actual words)
>Spend 2 mins saying it's not
>Agrees to head to LH
>Get to LH
>Get hard
>She stops and says yeah I am not fucking you, your dick is too big
>My reaction when

 

[Frenchy]

I agree with everyone when they say it was big. Japanese culture regardless if they are half (especially if they grew up IN Japan and not surrounded by foreigners) culture-wise, Japanese will laugh at awkward situations. It is quite weird and something many guys including myself have not gotten used to, I know people who have been here longer than me and can correct me, but this is what they said to in me in my AOB brief.

What this leads to is, you think that the girl is flirting with you, enjoying your company and what not when in reality she doesn't know how to say, "I am not interested in you."

Another big thing that you have encountered is women here, not used to the size of foreigners. I REALLY don't see myself as well...Mr. Pornstar, and I have heard this comment even from foreign women here in Japan. Essentially be prepared for LOTS of women thinking you are gifted when in reality you're either an average foreigner or below average. Hell, there will be times that you will, in fact, bottom out on a girl and you will have to stop to allow her to get comfortable to your size and or not use positions that you are accustomed to in the country you're from. However, you will encounter some size queens here and or women who are for lack of better words able to take the whole thing.

Welcome to Japan my friend, you have just experienced what MANY foreigners have gone through, and frankly is partly the reason why many girls at clubs will not go home with foreigners on a Friday or Saturday night. Funny story...

>Be me
>Be in club in Fukuoka
>Having fun
>Wild 9/10 cutie appears
>She is enjoying how I am dancing
>Beast mode engaged
>She is falling for me
>Get line
>Suggest LH
>No I can't go
>Why not
>Your dick to big for my pussy (actual words)
>Spend 2 mins saying it's not
>Agrees to head to LH
>Get to LH
>Get hard
>She stops and says yeah I am not fucking you, your dick is too big
>My reaction when

Weird, that never happened to me

 

[Ken1988]

Another possibility is that she said “Houkei” which means phimosis.

 

[Sudsy]

Another possibility is that she said “Houkei” which means phimosis.

Or ポッキー....

 

[Ken1988]

Or ポッキー....

I don’t think so. The connotation of pokkii is more likely to be “bokki” which means “penile erection”. A provider wouldn’t laugh at this fact of life.

 

[Sudsy]

I don’t think so. The connotation of pokkii is more likely to be “bokki” which means “penile erection”. A provider wouldn’t laugh at this fact of life.

But she WOULD laugh at a unit the size and shape of a single pocky... way to overthink a joke, Ken!!!

 

[Ken1988]

But she WOULD laugh at a unit the size and shape of a single pocky... way to overthink a joke, Ken!!!

Tbh, it's my dream shape that I would be more than happy to be laughed at!

 

[MikeH]

You don’t have to reply if you don’t buy the OP’s story. Thanks.

Obviously true. Let's just then take everything written as the gospel. And if we buy the story then let's just ignore the fact that the girl was in obvious discomfort and trying to push the guy away and he just went happily bouncing because he had already paid, right?

 

[TAG Manager]

Obviously true. Let's just then take everything written as the gospel. And if we buy the story then let's just ignore the fact that the girl was in obvious discomfort and trying to push the guy away and he just went happily bouncing because he had already paid, right?

I don't even know what to make of that reply.
Isn't everyone on holiday and relaxing instead sitting on the internet?

 

[warubuta]

Like everything we read on the internet, it doesnt really matter if it is true or not, and we will never know for sure anyway. In this case, my vote is that it is true. In the sense that, 'you cant make this shit up'. But one thing I will say, even though she was saying "ookii", this is the default for some of the girls. It gives them an excuse to be bitchy and try to end the session as early as possible. So may I suggest you send @Wwanderer a picture of your erect member? He will then tell us all if it is in fact 'ookii', if it looks like a hockey stick, or if it is just a regular sized tool.

 

[AnotherTag]

It's all relative man! It might be big for one provider but another might think it's just so so.

 

[Cwilly]

Are you one of those European that didn’t circumcise

 

[User#8628]

Also when I went inside she kept on making nasty faces and tried to push me away when I tried fully to go in. So I'm paying for a service and she doesn't even want to do her job?! What's going on here?

Probably you were too big then. Japanese sizes are quite different.
Also FS is not automatically on the table with this agency if i’m correct so i hope you didn’t screw up there.

 

[User#8628]

Are you one of those European that didn’t circumcise

Japanese don’t circumcise either.
Actually the majority of men don’t.

 

[Simonka]

I have a funny question.. ^^’ What’s the difference between thick and thicc? I’m not familiar with American trends, so could someone please enlight me on the subject? (Not using social media sometimes makes me feel like I’m living under a rock)

 

[Frenchy]

I have a funny question.. ^^’ What’s the difference between thick and thicc? I’m not familiar with American trends, so could someone please enlight me on the subject? (Not using social media sometimes makes me feel like I’m living under a rock)

I had the same question... Urban Dictionary is an excellent source for all those obscure, mostly sex-related english expressions.
Apparently thicc means curvy in a sexy way whereas I assume thick just means fat

https://www.google.co.jp/amp/s/www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Thicc&amp=true

 

[Durg50]

Japanese girls are required by law to gasp and say 大きい！when first confronted with gaijin penis. Doesnt matter if you have 3 inches or 13.