Well endowed - denied entry!

[KaiInKawa]

The packaging is in Japanese, so they're probably just waiting on government red tape to start sales in Japan. Condoms are medical devices here and require approval by the Pharmaceuticals and Medical Devices Agency (PMDA). I'll have to saunter over and see if they're looking for testers...

Yeah, that did leave me confused when I found it. Like, why put it on there if nobody's going to understand it in Hong Kong or other markets?

I didn't know that about the approval process. Hope you're right!

 

[Maxblack]

I'll just be in the corner with my perfectly lovely golf pencil penis and a beer, crying tears for my Big Dick'd Brothers as I happily give every woman The Best Three Minutes of Her Life.
Also many of the ladies say my balls are quite big! Which I will take as a compliment because how the hell else am I supposed to take it?!

 

[MikeH]

Which I will take as a compliment because how the hell else am I supposed to take it?!

One of the commandments of the Uncle Mike's Church of Spinners is "If unsure take it as a compliment". That doesn't guarantee you the life eternal but makes your life here in the earth happier.

 

[thatguythere]

I'll just be in the corner with my perfectly lovely golf pencil penis and a beer, crying tears for my Big Dick'd Brothers as I happily give every woman The Best Three Minutes of Her Life.
Also many of the ladies say my balls are quite big! Which I will take as a compliment because how the hell else am I supposed to take it?!

Its either that or they are concerned from a medical perspective

 

[Jugemu]

Also many of the ladies say my balls are quite big! Which I will take as a compliment because how the hell else am I supposed to take it?!

Maybe they're waiting for that tanuki magic… (Either that, or checking you're one.)

 

[Alice]

Also many of the ladies say my balls are quite big! Which I will take as a compliment because how the hell else am I supposed to take it?!

Big balls are awesome. 😍
So soft and fluffy like a pillow.

 

[C4ssandra]

That reinforces the message I have had from the escorts I know. Also we should remember that individual variation is much greater than any supposed racial differences.

Like with one female friend who spend a decade dating mainly black guys in the USA and then told the first Japanese guy she met was way bigger than anything she had seen that far.

Yeah I've had a similar experience actually. Been with a lot of black guys and 90% were small-medium. Related to one of your comments below, I do also think that the whole dick size stereotype is deeply rooted in porn.

 

[thatguythere]

Thats gotta suck extra hard when everybody expects you to be big and you pull your pants down and you're small. The disappointment on the ladies face would kill me tbh

 

[MikeH]

Thats gotta suck extra hard when everybody expects you to be big and you pull your pants down and you're small. The disappointment on the ladies face would kill me tbh

For a presumably heterosexual guy you are thinking way too much about dicks.

The only time a male is allowed to be concerned about dick size is when he is preparing to take one in to the butt.

With a bigger one the only people who might be impressed are other guys.

Wielding a more moderate one gives you plenty of good things, ladies can handle you easier, you fit into Japanese 0.01 condoms and even anal is on the table.

 

[thatguythere]

For a presumably heterosexual guy you are thinking way too much about dicks.

The only time a male is allowed to be concerned about dick size is when he is preparing to take one in to butt.

With a bigger one the only people who might be impressed are other guys.

Wielding a more moderate one gives you plenty of good things, ladies can handle you easier, you fit into Japanese 0.01 condoms and even anal is on the table.

Dont worry, the only dick thats on my mind is my own, and since going to japan im not worried about the poor guy anymore

 

[thepillow]

For a presumably heterosexual guy you are thinking way too much about dicks.

He says in a literal thread about other people's dicks in which he is a major contributor 🤣

 

[MikeH]

He says in a literal thread about other people's dicks in which he is a major contributor 🤣

Then again I am not presumable heterosexual.

 

[requiemmorrow]

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I really don't buy into the whole "Japanese guys dicks are smaller" stereotype. Condoms here are certainly smaller but I've encountered a fair share of gojira-tier cocks during my time here. And on average, most Japanese guys are solidly medium. I'm honestly convinced all dick size related stereotypes are based off an incredibly small sample size, because I've seen quite a range of lengths all across the racial spectrum.

This is refreshing to hear. I cannot express enough how irritating it is now to be reminded I am big. It's literally traumatizing now to hear 入るかな. And don't get me wrong; I know a ton of them do this as lip service, but if it IS lip service that ends with the girl on her side grimacing it certainly isn't going to make me want to come back.

One of the few I've repeated recently told me I'm the second biggest cock she had ever seen and the biggest was Asian. I rejoiced because not only did I feel fearless to pound away inside but I also got a feeling like I was the underdog cuckolding the great King Cock.

Thats gotta suck extra hard when everybody expects you to be big and you pull your pants down and you're small. The disappointment on the ladies face would kill me tbh

Yeah, that's nice. Meanwhile, I'll probably marry the woman who tells me my penis is a pathetic floppy breakfast sausage and emasculates me by taking pictures of it in pink ribbons and shit and posting them on X for shits and giggles.

 

[kirayamato]

And don't get me wrong; I know a ton of them do this as lip service, but if it IS lip service that ends with the girl on her side grimacing it certainly isn't going to make me want to come back.

and when they comparing it with their wrist...

 

[thepillow]

Then again I am not presumable heterosexual.

All good either way. I just thought the irony of making that joke in this thread was funny. As far as I'm concerned, people should all be thinking more about dicks.

 

[Secretmugen]

Hinata (Etoile) had trouble fitting me in when I saw her and that negatively impacted our session; she did give a good effort, but it definitely wasn't anywhere near the succubus experience others extolled and was a pretty big letdown. My girth has been an issue for the majority of providers I've seen, and sometimes that either results in a lot of lube or not being able to do anything but missionary (if even that). I tend to be rather reserved about trying girls aside from my regulars as a result.

 

[Maxblack]

and when they comparing it with their PINKY...

FTFY

 

[Maxblack]

https://www.rova.nz/articles/country-with-the-biggest-average-penis-size-in-the-world-revealed

Japan 13.5cm

 

[Airnest]

https://www.rova.nz/articles/country-with-the-biggest-average-penis-size-in-the-world-revealed

Still not as big as Rider 00's 18cm.

 

[Maxblack]

The good news is I'm short so as a parentage of my height my dick is BIG!

 

[thatguythere]

Is hinata gonna be the big dick measurement check? 80k for an ego boost (or the opposite) worth?




(No disrespect to hinata ofc)

 

[thatguythere]

https://www.rova.nz/articles/country-with-the-biggest-average-penis-size-in-the-world-revealed

Japan 13.5cm

TIL im below average, thanks man

 

[bdole]

Is hinata gonna be the big dick measurement check? 80k for an ego boost (or the opposite) worth?




(No disrespect to hinata ofc)

I mean, she's tiny. If you're average or smallish, it will still look huge compared to her.

 

[Durg50]

I'm sorry to burst your bubble, but I really don't buy into the whole "Japanese guys dicks are smaller" stereotype. Condoms here are certainly smaller but I've encountered a fair share of gojira-tier cocks during my time here. And on average, most Japanese guys are solidly medium. I'm honestly convinced all dick size related stereotypes are based off an incredibly small sample size, because I've seen quite a range of lengths all across the racial spectrum.

In my experience (locker rooms, onsen, watching porn) older japanese guys do have incredibly small, like comically small penises.

Milllenials and younger tend to have more normal size.

Something must've been introduced to the diet here in the 80s.

 

[thatguythere]

In my experience (locker rooms, onsen, watching porn) older japanese guys do have incredibly small, like comically small penises.

Milllenials and younger tend to have more normal size.

Something must've been introduced to the diet here in the 80s.

All the soaps over the years mustve shaved off a few cm