Well endowed - denied entry!

Can confirm, lost a tremendous amount of weight and gained the significant buried dick length.
Doesn't do much for girth though. Maybe better erection quality?
During a phenomenal 3P, some of my favorites were in the tub with me and called my cock "Nessie," referring to the Loch Ness monster. One of them grabbed it and pulled it up and down from the surface and started joking about whether she could use it as a lifebuoy.

I am fat, ugly, and disgusting and still am huge. So losing weight clearly is a terrible idea for me.

My Small Dick Envy is real.
 
This morning it happened again, a girl I was recommended to see couldn't handle me. Could only dip the tip and she used her lubed hand as extension. Obviously she still got her moneys worth.
I think you need to hang with hung guys more lol

Or are you hanging around them on purpose to seem bigger?
 
Sorted!
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I know it's pointless trying to explain it to you, but there is nothing great about being hung when you live here.
I dont know why you think i wouldn't get it, being denied entry is deterrent enough. Maybe my comments have come off as being braggish, but i assure you they were made from a comedic point of view.
 
Well, some midnight Googling and I came across these:
https://www.sampsonstore.com/neovision/condom/-Sagami-Original-0.02-XL-size-3's-Pack-PU-Condom/details.is?product_id=4373

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Dedication in Every Millimeter: 3mm Wider after 10 Years of Effort
Sagami Team invested 10 years time and successfully developed the world's first Sagami Original XL-size PU condom, measuring 61mm in width, and 3mm wider than Sagami Original L-size condom. You might think, "Only 3mm and it took 10 years?" Yes, the challenge in engineering an XL-size ultra-thin condom is huge, and ensuring maximum quality in millions of productions without a fault is a mission impossible. Yet Sagami accomplished it! The 3mm wider took the brand 10 years of effort.

Sagami's pride, Sagami Original 0.02 XL-size PU Condom is making its debut in Hong Kong. It is hoped that Sagami Original XL-size PU condom can bring more unforgettable intimate experiences to couples of diverse cultures in this vibrant city.
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So I guess Sagami spent 10 years to make an XL size and then decided there wasn't a need for it in Japan? I decided to take the plunge (only 3 in a box and it's around 2,000 yen including shipping) and see if they're what I've been hoping/looking for.
Well, they arrived and holy shit the box is tiiiny! Like @Sudsy said, it basically looks ready for shelves here beyond the explanation on the back, so let's hope it's only a matter of time.

Looking forward to giving them a test run on my next HE soap visit.
 

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I think I know what you're getting at and well, you're wrong.

Physical height means nothing to pussy strength. One of my favorites is 149cm and can take a deep dick like no tomorrow, yet one of my biggest disappointments was 170cm. Many other examples to be had across the spectrum.

Pussy strength is innate. The greatest superpower wielded only by the God of Pussy.
I am more into short girl recently and pretty interested since the girl couldnt accommodate cinnabum.

but yeah you are absolutely right. there is no correlation between height and tightness.
 
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I know it's pointless trying to explain it to you, but there is nothing great about being hung when you live here.
especially in this thread, any comedic attempt is another stab in the heart.

me and my pencil dick will stay away for now
 
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especially in this thread, any comedic attempt is another stab in the heart.

me and my pencil dick will stay away for now
You do that buddy. Doesn't help that your reputation here on TAG vacillates from a helpful but clueless idiot to a troll. I suggest taking a break from your pathetic attempts at humor if you want to be taken seriously here. 🤣
 
Maybe better erection quality?
100%. Weight loss in obese people always comes with a reduction in blood pressure and overall increase in cardiovascular health, and a side benefit is firmer and longer lasting erections.
 
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<popcorn in one hand, small dick in the other, watching you all with your Big Dick Problems>

○Average penis according to research: 13-14cm. (Some variation when it comes to functional size if overweight and/or age with specific fat distribution)

○A 16cm penis would be on the 95th percentile.

○Average penis of your internet male (self reported): 17cm

○Conclusion:
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I am fat, ugly, and disgusting and still am huge.
My friend, you're chubby, cute, and harmless looking. Like a floppy caramel rabbit without the ears.

But if the ladies knew what went on between your ears you'd still be disgusting - but in the best of ways.
 
I dont really get how some of my posts seem to rub people the wrong way. Imo they range from informative to comedic, but i guess my humor doesn't translate well to text in some occasions, my apologies if that offended anyone.

Ill stick mainly to reviews, got my last one coming soon and its a doozy.
 
I dont really get how some of my posts seem to rub people the wrong way. Imo they range from informative to comedic, but i guess my humor doesn't translate well to text in some occasions, my apologies if that offended anyone.

Ill stick mainly to reviews, got my last one coming soon and its a doozy.
Yup. Stick mainly to reviews. No one on TAG is really funny and witty except for @MikeH. Other people just end up trying too hard or just pathetic.
 
While i do enjoy his comments, im sure he has a fair share of people that take him too seriously and dont get his humor and end up blocking him too lol
 
Well, they arrived and holy shit the box is tiiiny! Like @Sudsy said, it basically looks ready for shelves here beyond the explanation on the back, so let's hope it's only a matter of time.

Looking forward to giving them a test run on my next HE soap visit.
Lol I was about to say something along the lines of what's the big fuss? Don't shops everywhere have big condoms?

Then I realised that you guys are talking about XL ones instead of the "usual" L-size 😮
 
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While i do enjoy his comments, im sure he has a fair share of people that take him too seriously and dont get his humor and end up blocking him too lol
Why would people block @MikeH? Dude is genuinely funny, knowledgeable about fuzoku and is a valuable contributor to TAG. Same goes for @Cinnabums, @requiemmorrow and @Sudsy. I can't say the same for the majority of people here who think they're funny or are respected members here. Most especially the noobs who think they know what they're talking about. If you are getting blocked, that means people think of you as troll or just a dumb fucktard. 😉
 
Why would people block @MikeH? Dude is genuinely funny, knowledgeable about fuzoku and is a valuable contributor to TAG. Same goes for @Cinnabums, @requiemmorrow and @Sudsy. I can't say the same for the majority of people here who think they're funny or are respected members here. Most especially the noobs who think they know what they're talking about. If you are getting blocked, that means people think of you as troll or just a dumb fucktard. 😉
I wouldn't, i find it funny too, but humor is subjective and people tend to take it too seriously sometimes and somehow might get offended, especially on sarcastic humor. Its just what it is. I highly appreciate the work they've done for the hobby, it sure helped me a lot.

Ill carry the cross of dumb fucktard then and hope i can provide a bit more useful things to the community.