Well endowed - denied entry!

Azrael88 said:
Lol I was about to say something along the lines of what's the big fuss? Don't shops everywhere have big condoms?

Then I realised that you guys are talking about XL ones instead of the "usual" L-size 😮
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Yeah, like I said, these XL 0.02s aren't even available here. I had to order them from HK.
 
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Airnest said:
Why would people block @MikeH? Dude is genuinely funny, knowledgeable about fuzoku and is a valuable contributor to TAG.
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Aww! I love you too.

Though you did forget handsome, intelligent and most importantly The Holder of The Beautiful One.

And that's also the only reason someone would block me, either from jealousy or not being able to handle that much beauty.
 
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thatguythere said:
humor is subjective and people tend to take it too seriously sometimes and somehow might get offended
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Well that's just unintended, but welcomed, side-effect.

And as always if one guy finds something offensive and the second guy finds it funny we will at least know which one has a happier life.
 
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MikeH said:
The Holder of The Beautiful One.
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I thought the whole point was that someone ELSE holds The Beautiful One? If you have to hold it yourself you're over paying …?
 
Maxblack said:
I thought the whole point was that someone ELSE holds The Beautiful One? If you have to hold it yourself you're over paying …?
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I thought Mike's Church specifically forbade holding it himself...
 
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MikeH said:
It's like a Patek Philippe. You never own it, you just take care of it for others to enjoy.
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Cinnabums said:
With Etoile Hinata constantly being reviewed and considered someone every man should experience at least once I thought the dilemma needs to be addressed elsewhere.
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The timing of your post is 🤌

I was thinking of booking Hinata within the next week, and this has been a lingering fear for the exact reasons you mentioned.

After my last trip and soap experience, I made sure to bring my own condoms with me. I didn't catch what brand my last provider used (I think the wrapper was blue and the Brand started with a S?), as she was being sneaky and trying to slip on the cover. Whatever it was, it was comically small.

I've only ever "not fit" once, and there were some other circumstances at play there. But this would be a mighty expensive way to find out. Guess I'll need to do some reading and make a judgement call.
 
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opportunity762 said:
The timing of your post is 🤌

I was thinking of booking Hinata within the next week, and this has been a lingering fear for the exact reasons you mentioned.

After my last trip and soap experience, I made sure to bring my own condoms with me. I didn't catch what brand my last provider used (I think the wrapper was blue and the Brand started with a S?), as she was being sneaky and trying to slip on the cover. Whatever it was, it was comically small.

I've only ever "not fit" once, and there were some other circumstances at play there. But this would be a mighty expensive way to find out. Guess I'll need to do some reading and make a judgement call.
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If you want to see someone from Etoile, Anzu before she leaves in May or one of the other girls is probably a more surefire bet than gambling on whether or not Hinata can take your package. I didn't get nearly the same experience that a lot of the glowing reviews about her extol about, since she struggled to take me and there are better ways to spend up to 83,000 yen (such as two sessions with Uka).
 
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opportunity762 said:
The timing of your post is 🤌

I was thinking of booking Hinata within the next week, and this has been a lingering fear for the exact reasons you mentioned.

After my last trip and soap experience, I made sure to bring my own condoms with me. I didn't catch what brand my last provider used (I think the wrapper was blue and the Brand started with a S?), as she was being sneaky and trying to slip on the cover. Whatever it was, it was comically small.

I've only ever "not fit" once, and there were some other circumstances at play there. But this would be a mighty expensive way to find out. Guess I'll need to do some reading and make a judgement call.
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Secretmugen said:
If you want to see someone from Etoile, Anzu before she leaves in May or one of the other girls is probably a more surefire bet than gambling on whether or not Hinata can take your package. I didn't get nearly the same experience that a lot of the glowing reviews about her extol about, since she struggled to take me and there are better ways to spend up to 83,000 yen (such as two sessions with Uka).
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Yeah I would play open card and tell your usual condom size to Hinata and she can probably inform before meeting how much service she'll be able to provide.
I wouldn't gamble it with the chance of making the provider sore.
 
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Thanks @Secretmugen and @Alice . Turns out my short sighted booking answered this for me. Hinata is already booked out several weeks, as I should have anticipated. I'll be going a different route for my first time in Yoshiwara.
 
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Secretmugen said:
If you want to see someone from Etoile, Anzu before she leaves in May or one of the other girls is probably a more surefire bet than gambling on whether or not Hinata can take your package. I didn't get nearly the same experience that a lot of the glowing reviews about her extol about, since she struggled to take me and there are better ways to spend up to 83,000 yen (such as two sessions with Uka).
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Yes. I was worried about this and Anzu pretty much confirmed when I saw her. Fortunately she and Ai had no issues.
 
opportunity762 said:
The timing of your post is 🤌

I was thinking of booking Hinata within the next week, and this has been a lingering fear for the exact reasons you mentioned.

After my last trip and soap experience, I made sure to bring my own condoms with me. I didn't catch what brand my last provider used (I think the wrapper was blue and the Brand started with a S?), as she was being sneaky and trying to slip on the cover. Whatever it was, it was comically small.

I've only ever "not fit" once, and there were some other circumstances at play there. But this would be a mighty expensive way to find out. Guess I'll need to do some reading and make a judgement call.
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Ai at Etoile can take your big dicks
 
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Cinnabums said:
The way everyone is promoting Etoile it's only a matter of months before they introduce gaijin tax.

Their sister shops already do.
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Some of the ladies do individually…Ai doesn't!
 
I tried to understand how much is already too much in general but I didn't get it.

Of course it depends on the provider but is "well endowed" already above the Japan average (13,5cm) or above 15cm?
 
Tucoh said:
Of course it depends on the provider but is "well endowed" already above the Japan average (13,5cm) or above 15cm?
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Try reading the rest of the replies in this thread, because it really depends. And it's not just length, it's girth as well.
 
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