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requiemmorrow said:
Had the complete opposite effect on me when a few girls down the road one said, "oh sorry, we can't fuck. I can sit here and look pretty while you jerk off, though!"

Seriously wishing my penis was 66% of its current size…
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Is there any guy in the world who is completely satisfied with his donger anyway. I bet there is someone 66% of your size who would love to swap, it is what it is.
 
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requiemmorrow said:
I actually measured myself up to a BOSS coffee can to give girls a size reference. I'm slightly longer but just about that thickness at full mast.

I actually have decided that if I ever make porn in this country I'll label my genre :.:BOSSCAN:.: and interview girls asking them "how do you like your coffee" while handing them a can of the stuff.
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Made me check... if that's the 237ml cans I might have to steal that trick 🙈

Probably worth checking with Yuu if that's an issue
 
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FictionalFaust said:
Made me check... if that's the 237ml cans I might have to steal that trick 🙈

Probably worth checking with Yuu if that's an issue
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Are you black or ethnic?

I am planning to use my disgusting, brown fatbody as a means to sell a certain kind of porn only disgusting, brown fatbodies can sell.
 
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Are you black or ethnic?

I am planning to use my disgusting, brown fatbody as a means to sell a certain kind of porn only disgusting, brown fatbodies can sell.
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Narp, if not for the just-shy of black hair I'd blind people if I wear shorts.

While on the gripe train: A smidge less curvature would be nice, cut down the peak girth a bit. Same thing as already mentioned higher in the thread as well: western porn forearms-for-dicks really fucks with expected sense of scale till you get a "oh shit, that's kinda bit, gimme a bit"
 
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FictionalFaust said:
Narp, if not for the just-shy of black hair I'd blind people if I wear shorts.

While on the gripe train: A smidge less curvature would be nice, cut down the peak girth a bit. Same thing as already mentioned higher in the thread as well: western porn forearms-for-dicks really fucks with expected sense of scale till you get a "oh shit, that's kinda bit, gimme a bit"
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Actually regarding curvature, what about the direction we bend or point?

I bend slightly north, and feel like it's the only fortunate thing about the behemoth of flesh in my pants. Girls have told me that dicks that are straight or point slightly north are ideal while those that point south or east/west can cause issues; especially in missionary.

Wonder if @Alice could give some insight on this as well.
 
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Alas, westwards about, what, 60-65% up? Guess it makes sense that "with the general body shape" is less cumbersome than "WIDE LOAD" bends
 
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Alas, westwards about, what, 60-65% up? Guess it makes sense that "with the general body shape" is less cumbersome than "WIDE LOAD" bends
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LOL I will never forget when an Iramachion girl described to me performing a deepthroat on a dude who had serious curvature issues. She had to sit laterally between his legs at almost 90° and turn her head fully in one direction to get the whole cock in her mouth. She also complained that she could feel it bending deep in her throat.

He wanted to request AF, too, but she politely declined.
 
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I've got a slight westward bend and have only ever gotten positive feedback about it. I'm big enough to stimulate the cervix and the bend means it's stimulating around the cervix instead of hitting it straight on. That seems to feel very good to some women, but I'm sure someone who actually has a vagina would have more useful things to say 🤣
 
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requiemmorrow said:
@MikeH you've been pinged.
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You know that "completely satisfied" doesn't even begin to cover it. And I'm not the only one. Through indefatigable evangelism the Uncle Mike's Church of Spinners has spread the gospel far and wide, gathering a growing congregation of true believers.

Last I heard, at least 69,000 girls have submitted a proposal to the Japanese government requesting that The Beautiful One be declared a living national treasure. They cite its positive impact on countless lives—mediating relationship disputes and saving more marriages than most therapists ever could.
 
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requiemmorrow said:
Actually regarding curvature, what about the direction we bend or point?

I bend slightly north, and feel like it's the only fortunate thing about the behemoth of flesh in my pants. Girls have told me that dicks that are straight or point slightly north are ideal while those that point south or east/west can cause issues; especially in missionary.

Wonder if @Alice could give some insight on this as well.
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No idea, I don't have a sense of direction.
Straight and pointing upwards is nice though.
 
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I found out that it is worth it to mention size when it is time for the condoms to come out. Ami at Kirajo put a standard size on me that was too tight and very, very dry. I had to take it off right away. The pain meant I was no longer ready for action and I had to try again later. She said she didn't have any other sizes or brands and was a bit confused as to why I was asking. The third condom of the same size was finally bearable. I otherwise had a good time with her so I had a quick word with the staff on the way out. At our next session, she had a wide variety of sizes and we figured out the best size for me. She became a favorite and I saw her a total of 6 times. With Azusa at the same shop, I requested an L size and she only had one. She took great delight in calling the front desk to have them send up more for round 2 and answering the door buck naked.
 
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thatguythere said:
Is there any guy in the world who is completely satisfied with his donger anyway. I bet there is someone 66% of your size who would love to swap, it is what it is.
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Um, I am.

I'm 17 cm, which is supposedly just above women's preferred length, and comfortably above the global average length.

Kinda like my average 178 cm height too. Not too big for stuff (I can fit comfortably on my 250cc motorcycle), not too small for stuff (I also can flat foot my literbike).

I used to be jealous of all my tall friends until started I living here and realized, hey, it's pretty good being able to fit just about anything.
 
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I actually measured myself up to a BOSS coffee can to give girls a size reference. I'm slightly longer but just about that thickness at full mast.

I actually have decided that if I ever make porn in this country I'll label my genre :.:BOSSCAN:.: and interview girls asking them "how do you like your coffee" while handing them a can of the stuff.
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Would watch the fuck outta that porn
 
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Um, I am.

I'm 17 cm, which is supposedly just above women's preferred length, and comfortably above the global average length.

Kinda like my average 178 cm height too. Not too big for stuff (I can fit comfortably on my 250cc motorcycle), not too small for stuff (I also can flat foot my literbike).

I used to be jealous of all my tall friends until started I living here and realized, hey, it's pretty good being able to fit just about anything.
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But what about girth, angle, smell, color, head etc.

Personally wouldn't mind a few cm length, satisfied otherwise but what can you do
 
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Girls have told me that dicks that are straight or point slightly north are ideal while those that point south or east/west can cause issues
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mine is totally straight and I have seriously gotten a fair bit of comments about how straight it is. One girl im pretty close to, like we meet outside of paid meetings also told me she likes that is straight and complained a bit about curved ones. But I really don't think its an actual issue unless its like absurdly curved.

KaiInKawa said:
I'm 17 cm, which is supposedly just above women's preferred length, and comfortably above the global average length.

Kinda like my average 178 cm height too
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Damn were height and dick length buddies :cool:; but I agree im quite satisfied overall not a monster but a bit above average and not too big to cause any issues where I am told its too big... because in my case girth is just around average, not above average.
 
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thatguythere said:
But what about girth, angle, smell, color, head etc.

Personally wouldn't mind a few cm length, satisfied otherwise but what can you do
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More?! Didn't you already say you're endowed?
Are you fucking crazy?

Dude, you must seriously not be fucking Japanese women then.
 
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requiemmorrow said:
More?! Didn't you already say you're endowed?
Are you fucking crazy?

Dude, you must seriously not be fucking Japanese women then
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a bit tmi, but the girth is great, lenght is just about average, so wouldnt mind a small boost there
 
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