What Are the Chances?

Fever had been totally gone.....last night it jumped......fuckin crazy.....comes and goes......sigh.
Viral infections are like that. Means your immune system is working.
 
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I feel great today (right now anyways) I have a regular Dr. appt tomorrow morning and I've been given all kinds of crazy instructions. PW got involved with the local ward office and exaggerated my symptoms......gotta stay home all day......tomorrow, walk or take taxi everywhere. No trains
 
I feel great today (right now anyways) I have a regular Dr. appt tomorrow morning and I've been given all kinds of crazy instructions. PW got involved with the local ward office and exaggerated my symptoms......gotta stay home all day......tomorrow, walk or take taxi everywhere. No trains
And you didn’t even need to go to Walter Reed (or whatever it was spelled). Congrats!
 
Gf and I spent the day at some shrine.......she likes takin photos......and she's pretty good at it actually. Nice that life is somewhat back to normal and no worries about getting that dreaded wuhan flu (again hopefully)
 
Life is back to normal sorta........why isn't there a bar or two for us folks that tested positive......discrimination if you ask me :p
 
Life is back to normal sorta........why isn't there a bar or two for us folks that tested positive......discrimination if you ask me :p

Those bars are only for guys who tested positive and were then confined to hospital to have their temperature taken anally twice a day. :eek:
 
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Those bars are only for guys who tested positive and were then confined to hospital to have their temperature taken anally twice a day. :eek:
With a thermometer of this size? :ROFLMAO:
 
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If I'd only known of that luxury I'd have stayed in the hospital longer :p
 
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Life is back to normal sorta........why isn't there a bar or two for us folks that tested positive......discrimination if you ask me :p

Don't get too comfortable. The date stateside is suggesting that natural immunity might only last between 3 and 6 months. Plus we got the strain from Denmark wreaking havoc in CA right now and the UK variant popping up in a dozen states and predicted to be the dominant strain here by March. You folks are bound to get a mutation sooner or later. So whenever it is that the Japanese government starts offering shots to your age group, I'd suggest you run as fast as possible to the nearest vaccination site.

I might be able to get my family vaccinated by this week but I'm basically up shit creek for now, being this age with no underlying conditions. Slow Joe is promising to ramp up distribution and expand eligibility so I'm hoping to piggy-back onto one of my relatives sometime in February. Due to a minor infection this past week I was forced to take the PCR covid test and that shit was not fun at all. They shove that swab up your nose until it feels like it's in your fucking throat. To add insult to injury, they finally sent my negative result this afternoon so my plans for "quarantine" tomorrow (getting shitfaced at lunch and beating off to a Kristin Bell nude scene) are in the trash bin.
 
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I might be able to get my family vaccinated by this week but I'm basically up shit creek for now, being this age with no underlying conditions. Slow Joe is promising to ramp up distribution and expand eligibility so I'm hoping to piggy-back onto one of my relatives sometime in February. Due to a minor infection this past week I was forced to take the PCR covid test and that shit was not fun at all. They shove that swab up your nose until it feels like it's in your fucking throat. To add insult to injury, they finally sent my negative result this afternoon so my plans for "quarantine" tomorrow (getting shitfaced at lunch and beating off to a Kristin Bell nude scene) are in the trash bin.

Just think of it as another form of penetration.

How about a double deepthroating experience?
 
Due to a minor infection this past week I was forced to take the PCR covid test and that shit was not fun at all. They shove that swab up your nose until it feels like it's in your fucking throat.
I know a guy, the swab snapped off inside. :eek::eek::eek::eek:
 
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I know a guy, the swab snapped off inside. :eek::eek::eek::eek:

OK, now that is way too much information!

But makes me wonder even more why would anyone go to get tested? In Japan they throw you in a hospital (or nowadays I guess in a hotel) to quarantine regardless if you have any symptoms or not.

Way better to isolate yourself at home if you think you might have it; at least you can do important research using your own computer and internet while you are waiting the quarantine to end.

And by research I of course mean trying to figure out who looks better Minami Aizawa or Yui Hatano.
 
I know a guy, the swab snapped off inside. :eek::eek::eek::eek:

You should see the "swab" they use for the PCR test. It's nothing like the big q-tip thing they were using for the free tests a couple months back. I took one of those for fun, and they let you stick it in your own nose and leisurely roll it around. The PCR swab looks more like a mini plastic spear, and after they shove it way up into your cranium and let it sit for ten seconds, they then proceed to hate-fuck your nasal passages, jamming it in and out again for another ten seconds, just for good measure. I'd rather they put that thing up my ass the next time.
 
But makes me wonder even more why would anyone go to get tested?
Work exposures for me. Mandatory. That NP swab touched my brain though. It’s the deepest I’ve ever been penetrated with anything anywhere before. At least the two nurses that violated me were cute. :D Or at least from what I could tell with their masked mouths covered up. Pretty sure we all on this site have been fooled by that before.
And by research I of course mean trying to figure out who looks better Minami Aizawa or Yui Hatano.
I thought that would be an easy answer for Yui Hatano. Then I looked up Aizawa. Omg, nice. :oops::oops::oops:
The PCR swab looks more like a mini plastic spear, and after they shove it way up into your cranium and let it sit for ten seconds, they then proceed to hate-fuck your nasal passages, jamming it in and out again for another ten seconds, just for good measure.
That’s the one that I was talking about that snapped off inside. Not the small q-tip looking one, that long ass one, maybe 18cm or so. :eek:
I'd rather they put that thing up my ass the next time.
Looks like you can get your wish soon. Haha.
https://www.bloomberg.com/amp/news/...erance-covid-approach-now-includes-anal-swabs
 
I thought that would be an easy answer for Yui Hatano. Then I looked up Aizawa.

I know right? If Minami-chan ever did uncensored movies I would do the unthinkable and purchase it. And I mean really old school style, like using real money.

I just hope she never turns to escorting. If she does wait three months and come to visit me in one of those blue tarp tents under some small bridge.
 
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Most PCR tests in Japan are saliva-based though. They show a picture of lemon, expecting us to play a doggy Pavlov.