As much as I'm concerned about possibly having a severely demented geriatric in the Oval Office who will be a puppet for his staff, the prospect of a Trump second term is alarming in the sense that he'll have nothing more to prove, nothing to lose as he's termed out and that's a very dangerous place for an egomaniacal, petulant child. As it stands right now I'd have to bet on Trump losing in November, but then again--like every other establishment GOP hack four years ago--I said that many times during the 2015-2016 season and he proved us all wrong every time.
Most memorable:
1) "Blood coming from her...wherevers." We were all like, HE JUST LOST THE FEMALE VOTE. HE'S DONE. We were wrong.
2) "[McCain] isn't a hero. He's a hero because he was captured. I like guys who weren't captured." We were all like, HOLY FUCK, HE'S FUCKING FINISHED. THE PARTY WILL DROP HIM. We were wrong.
3) "THEY EVEN LET YOU GRAB'EM BY THE PUSSY." The entire Republican universe froze when that shit came out. Even Paul Ryan was like, FUCK THIS SHIT. We all began planning our talking points for election night when Hillary won by 20 points. The party finally began calling for Trump to step down. I was enlisted in a desperate, last-ditch effort to nominate someone else because we knew Trump could never win now. And he proved us all wrong. So whatever you do, don't count this asshole out just yet. He's got a supernatural ability to keep coming out on top.
Personally, I always wanted Condy Rice to run for president. She really should've been the first black president (unlike Obama, her parents are actually black Americans), and first female president as well. She's experienced, intelligent, respected and respectable, classy, modest and calm and people instinctively trust her. When she gave that phenomenal keynote at the 2012 GOP convention I was sure she was considering it, so in 2016 when it became clear that Jeb Bush was a fucking loser and Trump began climbing into a double-digit lead, guys like me were suggesting reaching out to Condy to see if she'd jump in the race. We even invited her to keynote a fundraiser for our state party. She flat-out refused to get involved in anything related to the presidential race. I guess she was the only one smart enough to avoid the shitstorm.
I'm not concerned at all about who to vote for, as I'm registered in a solid-blue state that will go for Biden, even if by that point he's dropping his trousers and waving his wrinkled dick at young girls instead of just sniffing them. I've learned my lesson and just focus on non-partisan races. You keep more friends and the election-night parties are better.