Workplace Hijinks

What non-approved behaviour have you gotten up to at the workplace?

  • Masturbation in the toilets

    Votes: 8 61.5%
  • Masturbation in another location (supply closet, unused meeting room)

    Votes: 4 30.8%
  • Masturbation at your desk

    Votes: 5 38.5%
  • Sex in the toilets

    Votes: 5 38.5%
  • Sex in another location (supply closet, unused meeting room)

    Votes: 6 46.2%
  • Sex on (or under) your desk

    Votes: 4 30.8%
  • Sex on your manager's desk

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Sex with your manager's personal assistant

    Votes: 1 7.7%
  • Sex with a senior executive's personal assistant

    Votes: 3 23.1%
  • Sex on a senior executive's desk with the exec's personal assistant while the exec watched

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • Total voters
    13

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Most of us have at some point slept with a colleague or coworker, and I'd be willing to bet all of us have gotten up to some activities at the office that would have HR raising an eyebrow.

Just for giggles, what have you managed to get up to (and hopefully get away with!) at your workplace?

Bonus points if you did the final item on the list and maintained eye contact the whole time :)

Edit: If you have something interesting not on the list above, please enlighten us!
 
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Most of us have at some point slept with a colleague or coworker, and I'd be willing to bet all of us have gotten up to some activities at the office that would have HR raising an eyebrow.

Just for giggles, what have you managed to get up to (and hopefully get away with!) at your workplace?

Bonus points if you did the final item on the list and maintained eye contact the whole time :)

Maybe you need an "other" box to cater to some of our more interesting members. For example, the prison laundry gang bang doesn't seem to be covered by the existing voting options.
 
Maybe you need an "other" box to cater to some of our more interesting members. For example, the prison laundry gang bang doesn't seem to be covered by the existing voting options.

I actually had a longer list, but seems ten items is the limit...
 
I just mentioned elsewhere that my life is very vanilla, lol. Just for the fact of not complicating my life any further, I avoid socializing or getting too involved with people I work with whether or not if they are clients or direct coworkers. It's just not worth the hassle.

On a fun note - We did have a company event last night and the girl sitting next to me (~26?) was drinking her night away and was getting all vocal and doing all those playful things that nearly drunk girls do. I wasn't having it, haha. A) Coworker and B) I've already got someone who I hope will continue to be closer to me. :)

I'm not so black and white though, I do allow myself to be hijacked from my work in the middle of the day for some fun. (When I can allow it, haha)

Nothing in the office whatsoever though. Just not going to cross that line... despite all the eye candy around me.
 
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Interesting poll and thread , congrats !
But sorry honesty pushes me to say I never did anything of that sort :(
Damn the last one could make for a very hot porn scenario though...
 
In a former life, I was banging a co-worker, but don't recommend this at all... as they say.. never dip your pen in company ink. I left the company to pursue my career and she got RIF'd...
I have banged several girls in the office I currently have, but they were visiting me...not co-workers.. usually after hours... :D it's kinda hot....
 
In a former life, I was banging a co-worker, but don't recommend this at all... as they say.. never dip your pen in company ink. I left the company to pursue my career and she got RIF'd...
I have banged several girls in the office I currently have, but they were visiting me...not co-workers.. usually after hours... :D it's kinda hot....

... but if it's approved that doesn't count ! :)
 
By "approved" you mean sanctioned by myself and the woman ? or some other meaning Frenchy ?
 
By "approved" you mean sanctioned by myself and the woman ? or some other meaning Frenchy ?
Well just read the poll's question again , it says "non-approved behavior" so I assume it's by the company in which you work . Say if you are in a porn movie company maybe those behaviors are not only approved but expected :)
 
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If you could see the people I work with, that would be OH HELL NO! ;):bag::eek:

Oh lord I have been tempted, but I have not sinned my father. No co-workers, no friend's current or ex-girlfriends. My life is complicated enough as it is and there are so many girls out there that there is no need to get hang up with anyone.
 
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If you could see the people I work with, that would be OH HELL NO! ;):bag::eek:

If you could only see the new girls in our call center... one is a dead ringer for Airi Mashiro. The temptation is strong...

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One of my offices has a needlessly techy motorized desk; it can be raised and lowered by pushing a button so that it is maximally comfortable as either a sitting or standing work surface for people of different heights and body proportions.

As an unintended (maybe) consequence it also allows a person sitting on the edge of the desk to received a BJ from a person sitting in the deskchair without any uncomfortable neck positions by putting the BJee's genitals at the perfect level relative to the BJer's mouth.

I have both received and given thusly a few times recently.

-Ww
 
One of my offices has a needlessly techy motorized desk; it can be raised and lowered by pushing a button so that it is maximally comfortable as either a sitting or standing work surface for people of different heights and body proportions.

As an unintended (maybe) consequence it also allows a person sitting on the edge of the desk to received a BJ from a person sitting in the deskchair without any uncomfortable neck positions by putting the BJee's genitals at the perfect level relative to the BJer's mouth.

I have both received and given thusly a few times recently.

-Ww
You have given blowjobs?
 
One of my offices has a needlessly techy motorized desk; it can be raised and lowered by pushing a button so that it is maximally comfortable as either a sitting or standing work surface for people of different heights and body proportions.

As an unintended (maybe) consequence it also allows a person sitting on the edge of the desk to received a BJ from a person sitting in the deskchair without any uncomfortable neck positions by putting the BJee's genitals at the perfect level relative to the BJer's mouth.

I have both received and given thusly a few times recently.

-Ww

So thaaaaats why those desks are so expensive....:LOL:
 
Everything in the poll is sex stuff...
I find masturbation during work hours is a fruitless effort -(I've tried in toilet):banghead:. erection is also difficult to achieve and I'm rarely even horny enough to take it further.

Naps on the other hand....no one has caught me taking one but I wish they become an accepted part of workplace culture so I wouldn't have to do it secretly. They really do boost my productivity a LOT. After a nice long nap, I often get epiphanies and am able to think up solutions to problems I've usually spent hours staring at.

One of my offices has a needlessly techy motorized desk; it can be raised and lowered by pushing a button so
I have my own office too with a motorised standing desk. I was hired just as a senior guy retired. Anyway this is what I use for my Naps.
When I want to take my Nap, I close the door, lower the desk and lie underneath . :cool: No one can see me unless they look under the privacy glass.
I get dirty looks from 'senior' people who've been here for decades and still don't have their own office :joyful:
 
I am all for people doing whatever they want in the privacy of their own homes or hotel rooms or whatever, but I have a big problem with people who engage in sexual activity in public places - especially the workplace. You might think it goes undiscovered, but it rarely does. Either people get caught or they tell their secrets and the rumours spread. If you are doing it, you are a loser and you are insulting your coworkers who might just happen to respect their workplace and might just be trying to do an honest days work. Jesus Christ! If someone was caught fucking around as described above at my company they would be fired on the spot and the serious employees would all applaud for a few seconds and then get back to doing serious work. The workplace is sacred for some of us.
 
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