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Land of Smiles-Combo KO to my little guy,in the worst ways.

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Service and/or Provider's Name:
Joi(Joy)from AngelWitch Go Go at Nana Plaza,Bata(Tata) from Go Go bar Sugarbaby Pattaya and Fay from Honey Body Massage in Pattaya

Country & City:
Pattaya,Thailand

Date of Encounter:
October 3,October 4 and October 5

Contact Method:
Walk in for all 3

Internet Link?:
http://www.honey-bodymassage.com/

Appointment Length & Costs:
3500-4500BT(Angelwitch),8700BT(Sugar Baby Agogo),3000BT(Honey Body Massage)

Type/Location:
Incall,Outcall and Incall in same order.

Language Notes:
English,some broken with all 3.

Details of the Encounter:
Oh boy,folks

If any like to hear of not so great encounters of the first kind,you've come to the right place!



First up,my last full day of fun in Bangkok,didn't end up a huge bang,it just took down a couple of other days in the proceeding days that I spent after taking a mini-van to Pattaya from Ekimai.

I will start with Joy,from Angelwitch.

Last time I was in Bangkok was 15 years ago and never went to Angel witch at NP,maybe it was there but certainly can't recall it. I went there to see a show. Went in,seat down in a seat at the front row to near the stage. Girls were slowly *dancing* to the music,all,if you can call it that. All wearing their outfits through their shifts on stage.

After inquiring,found out I was too early and the show would start in over 90 minutes from now,yikes,need to kill time or go else! Thinking nothing,I chosen to stay.

Ordered a beer and not long after,some girl from out of the blow comes over to sit by me and wants me to buy a LD,despite not finding her attractive and coming out of the blue,bought her one. After introductions and small talk she said if I Barfine her,I could take her for the night but declined because I told her I just wanted to see the show. Don't recall her name but she accepted my decision. She left to get back on stage.

During this time,watching the girls dancing a little,one particular girl to the left side of the group smiled and waved to me,looked around and thought maybe she meant someone but nope. I waved back and soon she stopped over to my table. She introduced herself as Joy and she resembled a JAV Idol from a competition game show with copycat AKA-48 costumes wore by the 5 girls,similar all down except a little shorter and had dyed blond her hair. I ordered a LD for her,she was happy and we made small talk. Eventually,she said she's open for 1 hour ST and we could have fun nearby.

Since the show wasn't close to starting,I agreed. Went up some stairs and entered a short time room close by,for about 300 BT. Before started,she asked if I had any condoms,I opened my shoulder bag with a bunch them,more then half a dozen,all purchased from Osaka before I came to Thailand. She giggled and was thrilled. Gave me a couple of mints,we both undressed and showered,in a very small washroom with tiny shower facilities attached. Done,she started to give me a CBJ and then we did various positions. Little guy fails me here but she really wanted me to blow it in her CFS,try as I could,little guy,terrible and decides to fold and curl up. Time about up and a knock at the door. I told Joy don't worry,its fine and we both washed up and got dressed and I went back to Angelwitch. Show was about start so I began to take it in. Nothing hardcore. Another girl came over and wanted a LD but told her sorry,here only to see the show,unhappy face,she left.

Despite being a failure for me at the end,I liked that I didn't get ripped off from 2 other places,in terms of paying and tips and the girl Joy,resembled a AV idol whose name eludes me but a little shorter and had blonde hair instead of black. My couple of blunders that lead to the other 2 started here,not having dinner close to the time I entered AW and drinking alcohol,adding not enough sleep to the mix made it worse then I thought.
Went back to me hotel alone,intent on having the night left to sleep,which I got but not enough because I still woke up before my alarm even went off,bleh.

New day starts. Only 1 mix up was after taking a 10 minute brake to re-fuel at a 7 Eleven,I mixed up and went to the wrong mini van but the driver had a good laugh and called me over to get back inside(positive was I got the front seat,everyone else was cramped in the back,along with my suitcase in tow.) A little over 2 1/2 hours and made it to Pattaya Bus Station and from there took a motorbike ride to my hotel,rider didn't realize it was so far but got there,gave him a little tip to make up for a longer ride then expected and was appreciated it.

Checked in without problem and able to go into my room a couple of hours earlier then I was supposed to. Now to next encounter,in Pattaya.

My hotel wasn't so far from most of the popular night activities so I walked over to walking street,around 21:00PM. Took pictures and was able to get lots and a few selfies,along with someone on stilts that was offering some duos with them on it,got some hilarious shots.

Entered Sugar Baby because there was mentioned of having more lots of raunchy shows and action. At first,switched from top left to the bottom right of the stage,on the left side to get a view. Lots of the girls on stage,boobs showing and none wearing no panties so could get a view of them below if you wanted. Saw on stage,those dancing,topless girls and 2 other girls,totally naked,on stage to the dancers right,were having a playful lesbian scene,sometimes fingering and playfully smacking each other with plastic foam. Sometimes duo penetrations with a dildo and light trib. Further to the right of the stage,could see a couple of naked girls,foamed up suds in a Jacuzzi/Bath and another table below that,see some girls grinding other guys and both feeling each other up.

During all this happening,what I found interesting was unexpected were 3-5 female patrons,along with their guy friends enter and sat to the table on the right of me. Didn't phase them one bit so they all just enjoyed the show like everyone else did.

Here,my little head leading the charge,not understanding that in order to get something good happening,I need both mind and body on the same level in order to achieve that needed release.

I asked the waitress if I could BF any of the naked girls and she said all of them were available. I chose to BF one of the more playful and outright naughty minded of the pair.

Here we continue with Bata(Tata),girl number 2 of my triple trouble encounters. Face I would give it........5 or 6,the other girl had a much better looking face,like 7ish,bigger boobs and a little taller. After offering to buy her a LD,later on this one choice I made later on ended up costing me too much in LD's because eventually,I would up spending about 3740BT in total,for many of her friends,some of the waitresses,along with the mamsan and around 40-60BT to throw at some of the topless dancers on stage. At this point,I wound up getting robbed from some of my money but I ended up recouping it later. All I had in my wallet were 1000BT notes and didn't have change to pay for BF.

The positive side is I guess you can say,I was allowed to let me hands roam and many times Bata grind hard on me and took my hand and put them around various parts of her body. During that time,could see the other girl that was duo with her earlier in the stage grinding another patron really good and often see other older patrons would get in close to some of the naked dancers to inspect some of them for fun and such.

After telling Bata I wanted to BF her,she was VERY happy with it but said we had to wait a bit later til a girl shows up for who knows what reason,maybe one to replace her when she leaves? It was also raining during this. All that time spent resulted in spending that over 3400BT in LD's. Eventually,it came to close to 23:00PM and I was finally able leave with her,so time to pay the tab. Well,what do you,I was short,color me not surprised. I whispered to Bata and said asked if she could make up the difference. There was some arguing between her and the mam-san,not sure but it looked like she didn't want to give away all of what she had. In the end it was settled so I left with her towards the hotel I was staying. Still raining,yeesh,she took out as mini umbrella and with it,we walked under the light rain until we finally got there. She was hungry and bought some food but asked if I wanted anything but I was fine. During my mistake on remembering if my room had a microwave,before that,we waited until the Family Mart nearby heated up her food,it was once in my room and seeing the microwave she was saying,"what the heck,you had one after all,dummy and I just laughed and said ,my bad!

It was around 01:00AM and we just sat together texting each other on a newly installed app I put in after she asked me to and like a sneak,managed to take a few photos me unexpectedly and also some hilarious duo selfies together. By 03:00AM,we finally went to the bed and for me,both undressed,it was the first time I've ever spent on DATY but could tell she liked it because she was constantly twitching,shaking and moaning and sometimes raise or lower her position so I could nibble and lick her. Several times she said to eat her and I did promptly. What felt like an hour but perhaps less,I decided it was time for me to enter her,so I capped myself and hit mission.

From here again,lack of sleep and I thought that despite having eaten dinner before seeing her hours prior,didn't help. I ordered only OJ too at the bar,thinking I'd be okay but nope...........no good! Damned little guy,guess its too tired to want to do anything more and my upper brain is likewise thinking,nope,not tonight,gotta get some sleep. Bata pleaded and hoped I come for her but likewise agreed with me that perhaps sleep would solve it. We both hit bed,naked and often close together,legs crossed and body intertwined. She slept like a baby,me........ZILCH,even though I really wanted it!

My alarm rings a couple of hours too early and I know that I only managed to get very little light sleep,not even enter REM state but she slept like a baby. Around 07:00AM,she finally awoke and I decided a little foreplay on her,less time then the night before but enough to get her happy. Again,after,capped and tried pumping into her. Nope,little guy shrunk to often and just didn't want to do anything. Took a shower and noticed eventually,got close to breakfast ending time,had around 45 min left and she told me to go grab and I left her,so she was resting and watching vids on her cellphone.

Nothing else exciting happening except for me just often snuggling close to her,dressed,her still naked. By close to 13:00PM,time for her to leave and she wanted me to come see her again,told her sorry but I'm a butterfly and won't but won't be coming back but had a wonderfully time with her and she understood. She called her friend,I escorted her to wait in the rain and finally showed up,gave her a pouch,got on and we waved each other off. Whew,sorry folks,that was one long read!

Finally,onto the final of my encounters which occurred on the same day.

Now we move onto Fay,so so hot,young and with a sexy smile!

I checked online decided since it was further then I thought from my hotel,like about 26 minute+ if I walked,got a motor ride to it instead. Arrived and went into the establishment,Honey Body Massage and offered a seat. Then one of the Chinese papa-san,started talking to me in Mandarin but I told him I didn't understand so we spoke in English. He said basically,3 tiers,can't recall but something like 2000BT,2500 and 3000BT. Suggested one of the newer girls was new and was really good at what was offered. Took a look,she was indeed pretty but she was just neutral in expression. Noticed another girl,to the top and far left of her,smiling right at me,think she was what,#137. She was with the other girls in the 3000BT,for me,a smile always means a lot then a neutral expression and especially all the others that are too much into their cellphones,rather then pay attention to patrons maybe interested in them.

Made my choice to the papa-san and #137 was VERY pleased. She escorted me to a room with the stuff you'd expected from a soap land. A nice bathtub/Jacuzzi with spacious room and a bed nearby with lots of space to put your belongings on. Ordered a drink for her,the waitress that brought the drinks was equally hot imho like 137(240BT and tipped her 40BT.) Brief intro,told me her name is Fay(Faye?)and she was born in Pattaya and said Pattaya was a pretty boring place and for a moment, guess it made sense,for a native that likely wanted to get away to other places that were exciting and new.

Prompted to undress as she like-wise did and got the bath ready for a thorough cleaning. Once ready,she entered and started giving me a complete wash everyone. Done,she got the rubber raft ready for some more through cleaning,lying face down first then turning front side up,her using her body as a sponge,all over making sure not to miss a spot. She was really good with it. After that,washed the suds off me then herself and prompted me to the bed were she gave me a very good massage,just like Eva from Honeybee massage from Bangkok. Finally,done with that,capped me and started with a CBJ,feeling her mouth working on it,despite being covered,was fine. Still covered,went first with her cowgirl on me to missionary and then doggie but.............despite her being SO beautiful,naked and wanting me to come in her,the little guy,still all tired and bothered because my body didn't get the rest it needed to help it charge up some libido,played the cowering turtle again. Fay asked how come and I just replied,definitely NOT you but on my end,I should know,its happened enough already.

Fay,petite,B cup body,VERY beautiful everything with a smile that shows her inner beauty,I so wished to finally let loose in her! Freaking nope. Little guy,good for nothing at the times I need it but fails me.

Time about over so I got in the tub,she washed me over again,we got dressed and I thanked her for a wonderful time,her never letting go of that endearing smile that won me over to choose her.

Took a motor ride back,got some dinner and killed time,I really wanted to try out the freelancer thing,even killed a few hours waiting for it to frigging stop,while that happening,obviously the selection was significantly noticeable. I went to Pattaya beach-side,walking back and worth to walking street,it was close to 23:00PM and end the end,let my bigger head take me back to the hotel to get much needed sleep. Next day,REALLY slept and got some breakfast and spent most of the morning typing the very long report some of you are likely reading now,at 2:05PM.

Thanks all,those willing enough to read on til the end.

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Final Thoughts:
Recommended.

Closing Comments:
IF I actually got myself in condition,I'd in a heartbeat repeat but perhaps in different order or other places. The LD can easily break many,especially when one's current mark asks if you could buy LD for their friends,which results in a painful bar tab!
 
Nice honest travel diary. I like the comparisons between Thailand and Japan the most.

Unsolicited advice:

Don't put pressure on yourself to finish (or even start for that matter). At Thai prices you can barfine a hot girl and just take a shower together or give her a super hot massage if that's what you feel like. Consider everything else a bonus and if it happens, it happens.

Some of my most fun nights have been just partying with the girls at the bar, treading the fine line between generous and sucker.
 
Nice honest travel diary. I like the comparisons between Thailand and Japan the most.
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Unsolicited advice:

Don't put pressure on yourself to finish (or even start for that matter). At Thai prices you can barfine a hot girl and just take a shower together or give her a super hot massage if that's what you feel like. Consider everything else a bonus and if it happens, it happens.

Some of my most fun nights have been just partying with the girls at the bar, treading the fine line between generous and sucker.
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Thanks,it definitely opened my eyes as how go go girls can easily get someone to spend so much for drinks and how its better not to ever let them hold your hard earned money. The 2nd last day,I went back to Sugarbaby because the girl bf there for 1 night kept asking me to come visit her,despite me telling her the afternoon before she left that I wasn't going to come back because I was a butterfly and wanted to do more stuff on my recently purchased mini-cam while still in Pattaya. Of course,I went and not surprise,was short about 420BT of the bill(I purposely carried what I'd hope been enough but nope.) Eventually,the owner asked one of his guys to come with me to pick up the shortage. The girl I foolishly gave my money took,though she did give me back around 700BT,I knew she kept around 40 and refused to budge on returning it,saying its for her friends and that it was her(if she wasn't that way,I was planning to give her a little bit more just because of the time she spent with me was far longer then expected before. So,I ended up paying,650BT(and a tip to the guy who was fine with waiting longer then usual for me to get the money to pay off the rest of the bar tab.

That was not the only other time I got ripped off of course,another time was from Angelwitch,as I was foolishly started to tip one of the dancer's friends,ended in a chain of *me too please* moments for about 3-5 girls,the same ones I bought drinks for after the dancer asked me if I could buy their friend a drink. The last person I tip and I'll say it here,she's not a whale but she's definitely not skinny,bbw but in my case,tbbw(for thieving big bodied women),I only wanted to tip her a 100,only had a 1000 so I gave in hopes of getting back my change so then I'd be able to tip(she didn't do anything for me whatsoever from what I can tell,directly).Nope,she gave me back 300BT and went on her merry way. Loss of 700BT,I was pretty mad but in the end,rather then try and cause a scene,let it go but vow I won't ever go back to that establishment.

Go go girls sure can be ruthless! Looks to me from what I learned,partying at night isn't good enough for me and just stresses me out more in the end,because I often put pressure on myself to finish(after starting what I'd thought been a successful beginning.)
 
treading the fine line between generous and sucker.

That is one of the finest sentences ever written in TAG. :D

That was not the only other time I got ripped off

What you wrote sounds like you didn't get ripped off, you got suckered. There is a big difference as anyone can get ripped off but only the inexperienced get suckered. :p

only had a 1000 so I gave

Right there. Always give the girl the exact amount of money you intend to give her in Thailand. Still consider yourself lucky, that was a relative cheap lesson. :D
 
A few tips to managing cash in Thailand, all learned the hard way.

I keep a good number of each small bill in a money clip in my front pocket, 100s on the outside 20s on the inside. That way I can tip easily and discretely in the dark with the exact bill.

I keep the big bills and only the big bills in a wallet buttoned up in my back pocket. I only go to that when getting the check and I show them the bills and say it out loud when I hand them over so there is no mistake.

Don't let the bar tab get to more than around two thousand baht. That's when they're more likely to start padding the bill and you will be in no position to claim you only bought 19 drinks and not 22. Some people check each time a drink is added but that gets tedious, my method is better if I do say so myself.

Now you can start with a clean slate and you can often tell which girls are hustling you and which are more genuine because the hustlers will have their hand out and/or take off. An added bonus is that you can use the change to refill your small bill stash and/or tip the girls.


I don't begrudge the girls who are hustling, they're just trying to earn a living at a hard job. However, I don't want it to ruin my buzz, which it can if they have their hand out every time or if they're cock blocking a better option.
 
That is one of the finest sentences ever written in TAG. :D



What you wrote sounds like you didn't get ripped off, you got suckered. There is a big difference as anyone can get ripped off but only the inexperienced get suckered. :p



Right there. Always give the girl the exact amount of money you intend to give her in Thailand. Still consider yourself lucky, that was a relative cheap lesson. :D


Call me inexperienced enough to have gotten suckered,lmao. Yes,it could have been far worse. Should I ever consider going to go go bars again,I'll try other ones instead. But that'll maybe wait 2-3 years later,when I can afford another vacation,heh.
 
Although they might not be a healthy with all that sugar and caffeine, I have, at times, found energy drinks to be helpful in getting my motor running.
Some places provide that, like Mitu Massage in Bangkok. It makes the girl's job a little easier would be the cynical viewpoint, which is hard to deny. Also makes the chance of heart attacks much greater, but I'm sure they have people to deal with that ;-)
 
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Some places provide that, like Mitu Massage in Bangkok. It makes the girl's job a little easier would be the cynical viewpoint, which is hard to deny. Also makes the chance of heart attacks much greater, but I'm sure they have people to deal with that ;-)

Yep, they are called undertakers and grave diggers.

-Ww
 
Yep, they are called undertakers and grave diggers.

-Ww

FWIIW, Thais are usually cremated. Not sure what happens to Westerners who die in Thailand.

Don't think I'd want to kick the bucket in a MP, though.

On a more optimistic note, assuming one survives a heart attack in a Thai MP, some of those Thai nurses do look very cute in their uniforms.
 
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