The Anything Goes Thread

My valentine's date got cancelled. Everyone else at her work buggered off early and left her to finish everything. At least she promised she would really make it up to me next week.
 
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MongerInAStrLnd said:
My valentine's date got cancelled. Everyone else at her work buggered off early and left her to finish everything. At least she promised she would really make it up to me next week.
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At least they didn't make her to finish off everybody. Yeah, watching too many Japanese videos does make that to a gentle soul like me.

My Valentine Day consisted of a girl who wanted BO, BO who wanted the girl and Mike who decided it's not a good idea and went home. The BO is very very disappointed in me now.
 
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MikeH said:
At least they didn't make her to finish off everybody. Yeah, watching too many Japanese videos does make that to a gentle soul like me.

My Valentine Day consisted of a girl who wanted BO, BO who wanted the girl and Mike who decided it's not a good idea and went home. The BO is very very disappointed in me now.
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A super-rare case of big head being stronger than the small one? What was the repellent here? She’s married to a Judo black-belt guy or sthg similar? :D
 
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Frenchy said:
A super-rare case of big head being stronger than the small one? What was the repellent here? She’s married to a Judo black-belt guy or sthg similar? :D
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No she was single. And no, that was not the thing that scared me away either. :p

Though by now she is probably married with a middle carrier local salaryman having lost all her faith in the foreign males in Tokyo. :eek::D
 
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Majestyk said:
Blood in a Valentine’s Day story would be metaphorical, not literal.
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Speak for yourself. More than one Valentine's Day ended up with my date in the emergency room. In one case she wanted to impress me with a "hold my wine cooler" type stunt that went horribly wrong. Another case was mistaken identity and a third was a kitchen accident.
 
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TheScientist said:
Speak for yourself. More than one Valentine's Day ended up with my date in the emergency room. In one case she wanted to impress me with a "hold my wine cooler" type stunt that went horribly wrong. Another case was mistaken identity and a third was a kitchen accident.
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The same lady?
 
So I found out sthg while watching Californication : there is apparently no concept of having sex in a bedroom with a locked door in L.A. Never happens. They have to leave it open all the time apparently, for maximum chaotic consequences !
 
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Frenchy said:
So I found out sthg while watching Californication : there is apparently no concept of having sex in a bedroom with a locked door in L.A. Never happens. They have to leave it open all the time apparently, for maximum chaotic consequences !
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Exactly. That’s La La Land.

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namae said:
Modern backpackers - why wait tables when you travel the globe!

Seen on the "About me section" of an SA profile:

"We are two white girls, traveling through Asia. If you like dirty underwear, send us a message"
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At least that’s original!
So many profiles are just variations around the « princess wanting to get spoiled » or « I am fun and open-minded (wink wink)» or « I want your money but don’t dare to even think about my pussy , you dirty old man » themes
 
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Coming soon to a good stadium near you!
(Be ready ladies, you may get busy during that period ;))
 
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MikeH said:
You think your average sports fan has the attention span needed to book an escort? Rather I expect the scammers in Shibuya to enjoy a boost of their operations.
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Or they make the mistake of contacting long lost frenemies in Tokyo for the "good oil" :LOL::LOL::LOL:
 
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MikeH said:
You think your average sports fan has the attention span needed to book an escort? Rather I expect the scammers in Shibuya to enjoy a boost of their operations.
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Some rugby guys have the means and patience to book escorts... unlike football hooligans scum ! :)
 
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Frenchy said:
Some rugby guys have the means and patience to book escorts... unlike football hooligans scum ! :)
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I was once in a plane from New Zealand to Australia which was fully booked with rugby fans going to see a game. We ran out of beer before the plane departed the gate. :D
 
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Im actually curious to meet the lady who posted this blurb in her (long) profile on SA...

“I'm not necessarily looking for an arrangement since I have no faith in the future of humanity and I do not feel ready to give a birth to a child in this world with wars and conflicts,etc. so...becoming better off with your assistance does not attract me much. :) Anyway, I do not belong to any political group or movement, even if I don't agree with monetary system itself. “
 
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Frenchy said:
Im actually curious to meet the lady who posted this blurb in her (long) profile on SA...

“I'm not necessarily looking for an arrangement since I have no faith in the future of humanity and I do not feel ready to give a birth to a child in this world with wars and conflicts,etc. so...becoming better off with your assistance does not attract me much. :) Anyway, I do not belong to any political group or movement, even if I don't agree with monetary system itself. “
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If she wants to self select out of the gene pool, its her business. Looks like thats for the good of all in this case.
 
TheScientist said:
If she wants to self select out of the gene pool, its her business. Looks like thats for the good of all in this case.
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Lol! The end is even better....:ROFLMAO:
“Still there is a thing to worry, I may not be able to close to you due to a size mismatch since I'm a Japanese. Excuse me for bring a topic which is not very romantic.”
 
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Frenchy said:
Lol! The end is even better....:ROFLMAO:
“Still there is a thing to worry, I may not be able to close to you due to a size mismatch since I'm a Japanese. Excuse me for bring a topic which is not very romantic.”
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There are days when I ask myself how this nation managed to defeat Imperial Russia.
 
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TheScientist said:
There are days when I ask myself how this nation managed to defeat Imperial Russia.
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Yeah, and even attack Pearl Harbor.
Anyway, I think I finally found my soulmate! Tired of all those other ladies who just want babies from me :ROFLMAO:
 
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“Still there is a thing to worry, I may not be able to close to you due to a size mismatch since I'm a Japanese. Excuse me for bring a topic which is not very romantic.”
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What? What in the world could be more romantic?
 
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Frenchy said:
Tired of all those other ladies who just want babies from me :ROFLMAO:
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Try being ugly son of a bitch. Nobody, not even the crazy girls, want to have a baby by me.

Or is it because they are married to Japanese guys, something tells me they might get caught if they did. :p
 
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MikeH said:
Try being ugly son of a bitch. Nobody, not even the crazy girls, want to have a baby by me.

Or is it because they are married to Japanese guys, something tells me they might get caught if they did. :p
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I seriously doubt that. The BO owner is certainly the unknown father of many little BO-under-development boys. They just don’t tell you.
 
Frenchy said:
I seriously doubt that. The BO owner is certainly the unknown father of many little BO-under-development boys. They just don’t tell you.
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The rule of the jungle is strong: Nobody gets the BO raw. That would just be too much beauty for any girl to take.
 
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