Well, I had to try it. Worst P4P experience of my life.
I don't think it's worth a seperate review, but from personal experience I would avoid Mika.
Gave it a go today as I had some rare free time in the area. The only real plus was that the tencho was very friendly. I said it was my first time and he explained everything in slow, clear Japanese, with added gestures for the foreigner, thank you.
The girl who showed me to the booth was cute, but surly. When the dance started she actually asked who I wanted service from, her or the dancer.
Whoah, wasn't expecting that. What's the ettiquette here? What I really wanted to say was 'well, you both look utterly miserable, is there a third choice?', but in the end I plumped for the dancer (I think it was Mika) as I expected, through the magic of omotenashi, her fatigued demeanour would transform when she was off-stage, whereas I could already see this girl had no PR skills - or none she was prepared to showcase today.
Mika's dance was not in the least erotic. Her method of rubbing herself off made it look more like she was ridding herself of pubic lice - a scratch here, a tug there. Very odd. She is a relatively good looking, middle-aged woman, but it's hard to find such a sullen face attractive.
Her service wasn't much better. She actually plonked a timer down, set for 3 minutes. I mean, I know that's the rule, but given I was the only customer in the shop it didn't seem that big of deal if finishing me off was going to take 3 minutes 12 seconds or not.
She didn't bother to get me hard, just put my flaccid member in there and started thrashing away with her head. At first all I could see was a shoulder blade and the back of her head. Not much to work with. After we repositioned so I could see her face I thought, OK, my BJ starts here. But then I caught sight of the timer. With 2 minutes left I adpoted my game face and tried my best. With 1 minute left I was already thinking about where I was going to have to go to finish off after Mika had finally let up.
Throughout the whole, joyless proceedings, I failed to even get hard, which is quite a remarkable feat. I'm not someone who usually has any problem popping, and would even finish ahead of schedule at the old NHP.
The only plus side was it was such comically bad service that I went out chuckling to myself.
Yeah, not recommended.
