Phrases and guidelines when calling a Dehiru?

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Hi gang,

It's your buddy kdoung, I have a few questions about what to said when calling a delivery health service. Lol.

So we all know the phrase "Fake it till you make it" ne? Well, I was hoping that someone could give me a few pointers on how to sound semi decent over the phone. I never tried a delivery before and I don't want to sound like a complete and total gaijin. Please let me know if anyone got any advice.

Thank you for your time

K
 
Can you make other phone calls in Japanese?
Do you have conversations with Japanese that can’t speak English at all?
Advice would differ depending on your level.
 
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Kdoung said:
So we all know the phrase "Fake it till you make it" ne?
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Sure.

You know the phrase, "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out."?

Nobody around here with any sense is going to help you game your way past the conversation hurdles. Learn the language.
 
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「日本語が会話できるように勉強してからでないとデリヘルのご予約いただきません。極めないでもいいけど。」
You can copy and paste this into google translate : )
 
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You need to learn the basics. There's no other way around it. This includes how to use a variety of verbs (arrived/calling/waiting/etc.), nouns (reservation/hotel name), anything involving time (3:30/4:15/15 minutes), some formal greetings, etc. Honestly, you can learn some of these pretty quickly and then put them to test. If you're nervous about it try making a reservation at a restaurant or a hair salon or something first.
 
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alexleaud said:
You need to learn the basics. There's no other way around it. This includes how to use a variety of verbs (arrived/calling/waiting/etc.), nouns (reservation/hotel name), anything involving time (3:30/4:15/15 minutes), some formal greetings, etc. Honestly, you can learn some of these pretty quickly and then put them to test. If you're nervous about it try making a reservation at a restaurant or a hair salon or something first.
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Thanks, this really helps. I'm going to try that out.
 
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Many Deriheru will accept your reservation as long as your Japanese language skills are fairly enough to have a decent conversation. It doesn't matter if you have a foreigner accent (like I do) as long as your Japanese is acceptable, I would more than 75% of the Deriheru will not have any problem
 
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Sure.

You know the phrase, "Don't let the door hit you in the ass on your way out."?

Nobody around here with any sense is going to help you game your way past the conversation hurdles. Learn the language.
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On the other hand, you really do have to give the guy some points for that level of naive optimism and ambition. I worked with guys like this years ago in commercial sales; these kinds of guys will never make it to CEO, but they often do make their way into six-figure territory and usually manage to sleep with a bunch of the assistants and secretaries along the way. If he's a drinker this might make for some interesting reviews down the road. I just have this sneaking suspicion that he doesn't actually live in Japan and he's sitting in a basement apartment somewhere in Orange County, CA, planning his post-pandemic fantasy vacation to Japan. And nothing wrong with that.
 
Kdoung said:
Hi gang,

It's your buddy kdoung, I have a few questions about what to said when calling a delivery health service. Lol.

So we all know the phrase "Fake it till you make it" ne? Well, I was hoping that someone could give me a few pointers on how to sound semi decent over the phone. I never tried a delivery before and I don't want to sound like a complete and total gaijin. Please let me know if anyone got any advice.

Thank you for your time

K
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1. Book a japanese bilingual provider (using english) from somewhere like asian mystique, or an indy.
2. have sex with them
3. During that time between rounds where you talk about hobbies or make lame jokes that they are paid to laugh at, ask them to role play making a reservation at deri-heru
4. Have sex with them again
5. Practice the role play again
6. Repeat as time / budget allows
 
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Keihan said:
On the other hand, you really do have to give the guy some points for that level of naive optimism and ambition. I worked with guys like this years ago in commercial sales; these kinds of guys will never make it to CEO, but they often do make their way into six-figure territory and usually manage to sleep with a bunch of the assistants and secretaries along the way. If he's a drinker this might make for some interesting reviews down the road. I just have this sneaking suspicion that he doesn't actually live in Japan and he's sitting in a basement apartment somewhere in Orange County, CA, planning his post-pandemic fantasy vacation to Japan. And nothing wrong with that.
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If that's what you really think, then why reply to this post at all? At least the other guy didn't try to dig into me like you just did. and as for if I stay in Japan or not, it's really not any of your business.
 
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Kdoung said:
Hi gang,

It's your buddy kdoung, I have a few questions about what to said when calling a delivery health service. Lol.

So we all know the phrase "Fake it till you make it" ne? Well, I was hoping that someone could give me a few pointers on how to sound semi decent over the phone. I never tried a delivery before and I don't want to sound like a complete and total gaijin. Please let me know if anyone got any advice.

Thank you for your time

K
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My suggestion is to stick with the services that speak English and allow foreigners.

Then if your Japanese is good enough, then call the same companies and try in only Japanese. You should already know what questions they will ask you. If you or the operator has to switch to English, then you aren't there yet.
"Semi decent" Japanese simply isn't going to cut it unless they already accept foreigners. For those that do accept foreigners, then most tend to just want conversational level Japanese (JLPT 3/4) for the comfort and safety of providers.
 
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For many people, talking on the phone in another language can be harder than having a conversation in person in that language. Visual clues can help.

Certainly, the unwelcoming cross arms as a “X” gesture really gets the point across.
 
My suggestion is to book through an website first to minimize information you need to tell them. You will eventually need to make a call to confirm the reservation for a couple of times, but still you can save efforts to make whole reservation. (Girl's name, location, time, options, etc.)
 
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You can't just prepare phrases to say inorder to book.

You'll need to conversate with the girl when shes arrives and if she's not confident with ur level of japanese, she might opt to cancel ur appointment.
 
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