The ones I see, probably 1 in 15 are young/attractive but these are usually the bait. Who would actually see you can be vastly different.... Vastly, lol. YMMV!
So here I was in the middle of Shinbashi happily drunk and thinking of getting a rental room and calling a new DH girl. You know, just for reviewing her for TAG of course!
Something soft bumps me and I turn around to a pair of D sized torpedo tits in a small Chinese frame. She starts with "massage, young girl, 3.000 yens?" and when I reply in Japanese changes the offer to massage for my Jr. for 5.000.
I tell her I am an old man and need something more. She quotes 20.000 yens. I tell her the going rate is 10k and she agrees immediately. I then go for the post-negotiation by continuing "...for two pops". She laughs and says "first sex, second hand" which I counter again "with you, right?".
She tells me there are better looking girls in the shop which I tell her cannot possible be true because she is the jewel in all Shinbashi. I get another laugh and an OK and off we go. She walks me through several blocks and only later I found out you get there if you go out from the Kamasumori gate and take left from west exit so you'll see first Raamen Hokuto, then "Touch know me" bar (I kid you not) and then a relaxation massage sign showing top floor in that building.
Yuri is 30 years old, has enhanced but well made tits in a whooping 158 cm body, a decent amount of Japanese after just 2 years in Tokyo and a good sense of humour as well as great oral skills despite the CBJ. She is also the most dick scared girl I have met in a long while.
I get her to relax a bit by DATY but just a bit. She is still stiff as a stick and tries to keep her hand between us all the time. That combined with the dozen or so beers I had earlier in the night make it a gruelling struggle. Finally she gives me a helping hand and I am able to cross the finish line. Somewhere during that we went well pass that not spoken but well understood 40 minute line so I know that the two pop offer is not any more valid. Well, like I could anyway.
All in all this was probably the good and the bad of Chinese "massages" all in the same event. Yuri was a good sport with wicked sense of humour as well as most of the bad traits of a bait girl. Including the moaning learned from Japanese AV. But when she did that "iku! iku!" I, of course, asked "where are you going, I am still pumping you!". To which she answered without missing a beat "to heaven!". Well, I guess you had to be there. At least we both found it hilarious.
So a light hearted and fun sporting event with less than mediocre sex. Would I repeat? Nope, I can get better from my regular Chinese massage places with that exactly same amount of money. And by the way if you were wondering; there was no massage.
