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  1. AMcguyver

    What do you say before you pop in her?

    Klaatu, Barada, Ni-gurblgergubrlg! Followed by ZzzzZzzzZzzZzzZzzZZzZz
  2. AMcguyver

    Inseminator. Spanish genes. Single mother

    :LOL: Damnit @Rusty Trombone, coffee all over my iPhone. Really hurts when it comes out the nose you know. ;)
  3. AMcguyver

    Would You Men Sacrifice Your Wives To Save Yourselves?

    Not a chance in hell. I’m stuck with her and she’s stuck with me. ;) Our cat on the other hand would take both of us out in a heartbeat. :cat: Only thing that’s stopping her is she hasn’t figured out how to work a can opener. Yet. ;)
  4. AMcguyver

    Would You Men Sacrifice Your Wives To Save Yourselves?

    :LOL: Will that be by ripping his still beating heart out of his chest, burying him alive, or the good old fashioned throwing him into an active volcano? ;)
  5. AMcguyver

    Over-commanding mothers-in-love

    They do exist (Wife and I both don’t want kids and my mother-in-law doesn’t want to babysit), they’re just reeeeeeeaaaaally hard to find.:LOL:
  6. AMcguyver

    Trying to get married like yesterday

    :LOL: Damnit @Sudsy , another keyboard lost to coffee.;):LOL:
  7. AMcguyver

    The craziest happiest (or not) thing that happened to you in Japan

  8. AMcguyver

    When was the last time you had sex?

    or to be extra cautious...;) Better safe than sorry. :D
  9. AMcguyver

    When was the last time you had sex?

    Or wiggle in your chair and tell him “actually I’m almost done”;):p
  10. AMcguyver

    Japanese women who don't want children

    Sorry, didn't mean to derail the thread. ;) If you're serious about a long term relationship, no matter who you date and how young they are, they're eventually going to be 50, you know.;)
  11. AMcguyver

    Japanese women who don't want children

    You are too kind.:) Yes, I know she is up there laughing at me, 'cause I still haven't found where the hell she hid several remote controls, my Sekonic flash meter, and my Sony PSP.:confused: And her sister is demanding WAY more attention these days.:LOL:
  12. AMcguyver

    Japanese women who don't want children

    :( The first of our two passed earlier this year (at 14). I was a total wreck for a while.:(
  13. AMcguyver

    Japanese women who don't want children

    :LOL: True, but then again, cats won't come to you in 15 years wanting to borrow the car, host wild parties at home while you're away, and drain your bank account. ;)
  14. AMcguyver

    Japanese women who don't want children

    Yes they do exist. I married one. :LOL: In fact, that was one of the main reasons why I married her in the first place (and why we are still married 20 years later :)) Everytime we see parents trying to deal with their unruly kids in public, wife and I are like 猫はいいよね。:LOL:
  15. AMcguyver

    Perfect way to breakup!

    :woot:
  16. AMcguyver

    How does an English Educated Asian Male Befriend Beautiful Busty Caucasian Women?

    Agreed. Hell, I'd fly into Tokyo just to see this particular shit show.:LOL: I'll bring the popcorn and mochi crunch.;)
  17. AMcguyver

    How does an English Educated Asian Male Befriend Beautiful Busty Caucasian Women?

    After his most recent post, I think it's safe to remove the "a bit" part now. :D
  18. AMcguyver

    How does an English Educated Asian Male Befriend Beautiful Busty Caucasian Women?

    Not to mention apparently killing every man and woman who comes into contact with him.;) Surprised we don't see his photos at the post office. :LOL:
  19. AMcguyver

    How does an English Educated Asian Male Befriend Beautiful Busty Caucasian Women?

    An English Educated Asian Male might want to think about using a Spell Checker sometimes.;) You misspelled "ambiguous" But could you also out-Asian any Asian any Asian can throw at you? And how far can one throw an Asian (or English for that matter)? ;):LOL:
  20. AMcguyver

    Reasons for short periods of weak erections?

    Then not enough sex on those weeks. ;) Isn't the penis like your other muscles - needs regular workouts to stay in shape? ;):LOL: