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  1. Rusty Trombone

    Heart Smashed

    Gray?
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    Heart Smashed

    What color is the cat?
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    Questions about the meaning of stuffs on Tinder profiles

    @fzym As usual resident guru @MikeH has nailed it. This sort of girl needs to be avoided like the plague. TBH, your rule should be, if you don’t understand the message, avoid the messenger. If your level of Japanese is not good enough to understand the message, what makes you think things are...
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    Japanese women and texting..

    Sorry Bro, didn’t mean anything offensive. Just going on what I think. I just don’t like constant texting and it doesn’t bother me if people don’t reply quickly. I prefer setting up a meeting via text, and I usually get a prompt reply to this as they know I’ll just do something else , or meet...
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    Japanese women and texting..

    Texting is an overrated waste of time. It's something that should be left to those nights when you get home drunk and horny (believe me, nothing ever goes wrong in this scenario). LINE is a place to set time and date only. Only other reason is if something really interesting happened and you...
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    Where are the bisexual men?

    Yeah that's it! Now where's my barbie!
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    What do you say before you pop in her?

    Little bit off topic but I’ve had a time or two where I mixed up お腹and 中. And you know I heard the later when she meant the former.
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    To the couple in Ikebukuro with the love triangle issues...

    This started me giggling! This had coffee coming out my nose. Great way to start the day. Have a good one everyone! And for some stupid reason I have have "The other guy won't be around" by the little river band running thru my mind.
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    Looking female for Male

    With your dedication to the scientific method you should be in charge of the vaccine roll out in Japan
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    Looking female for Male

    FFS be more specific man. Is it men or women you are after? And Strong Zeros offer a better success rate than happoshu!
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    Tinder age verification

    Just send them that photo of you on the grassy knoll back in 63! Or tell them that Bryan Adams "Summer of 69" is about you.
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    Tinder age verification

    Not sure about the trucks, but the Hino buses are sleek and sexy!
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    looking for female friends in Tokyo

    There’s a woman who lives under the bridge over the moat at the imperial palace. She’s a bit hairy, and she tries to change a few hundred yen to those who cross. I think you’d be a perfect match. Her email is imperialtroll@hotmail.com Turn you spam filter and virus software off for a few days...
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    Tinder age verification

    Sounds like your spinners!!
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    I've discovered something

    Opps! Tamago on kao there!
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    I've discovered something

    Pot / Kettle there @Sudsy
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    I've discovered something

    Not just girls. I've got a mate called Tony, and he gets his cock out way more than is socially acceptable.
  18. Rusty Trombone

    Inseminator. Spanish genes. Single mother

    Hell! He could sell on Amazon. (You could even provide the 定期service) Or on TV shopping. Just imagine. "And if you call within the the next 5 minutes, we'll throw in a free turkey baster..."
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    As a gaijin, where to go for easy hook-ups?

    Shit!!! One more and I would have had bingo
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    The craziest happiest (or not) thing that happened to you in Japan

    Damn Shibuya Hooters closed!! Close Shinjuku, it is a horrible place, always understaffed . meals take forever, and no atmosphere. Akasaka is my fave hooters, esp as I stay the the Excel Tokyu a lot. Check in, then meet the boys in hooters for a warm up with 15 minutes.