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  1. bergmann

    Inseminator. Spanish genes. Single mother

    I'm surprised the OP omitted to mention he's got more than 10 years experience in Swinger lifestyle, as couple and single too. What a strange choice. Assuming the OP is based in Nagano (based on profile and the sole preceding post), while Saitama does share a short stretch of border with...
  2. bergmann

    Tinder age verification

    Does your dick have official documentation?
  3. bergmann

    Men for romance

    Wow, as many as that?! Just let me remove my profile avatar lest it gives the wrong impression. Also "Men for romance" - is the OP looking for a MMF menage-a-trois?
  4. bergmann

    Brazilian couple looking for a bull

    It's a daddy cow. A daddy cow gets together with a mummy cow in a special way and after a while the mummy cow makes a baby cow, which is how we get veal.
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    Trying to get married like yesterday

    I and everyone else automatically assumed that was part of the name of your manshon birujingu.
  6. bergmann

    As a gaijin, where to go for easy hook-ups?

    Shinjuku's Ni-chome district.
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    Need a second man or couple tomorrow evening.

    Flaccid or erect?
  8. bergmann

    The craziest happiest (or not) thing that happened to you in Japan

    A private English lesson?
  9. bergmann

    The Dating Scene

    Damn, I've always been eating unnatural bananas, that will explain a lot. I tried peanut butter once but the chunky bits kept getting stuck under my foreskin.
  10. bergmann

    Sexual harassment at work

    This is heading into creepy stalker territory. Keep a close eye on any bunnies you may have.
  11. bergmann

    Plan for golden week,

    Also this year it's more like Golden Fortnight as old Emp-sama is clocking out for the last time for a well-deserved retirement (all that elegant waving of hands at the hoi-polloi takes its toll after a few decades, dontcha know) and the hoi-polloi are being blessed with additional holidays to...
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    Sexual harassment at work

    Well you see the clown entered just at the right moment to honk his big honky clown horn, causing the two of us to pull out simultaneously in surprise from Yuki-chan's various orifices and unintentionally serenade the clown with the kind of display you see at airports when the fire crews...
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    Sexual harassment at work

    Yeah, that was kind of boring wasn't it. I suppose I could write about the time she arranged for the conference room to be double-booked and I ended up in an MMF threesome rubbing Creap onto my naked body, a session which was rudely interrupted by HR dressed in a clownsuit, but that would be...
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    Sexual harassment at work

    Before or after boiling? I did work in a small-ish Japanese/gaishikei joint venture a few years ago which was basically a couple of dozen IT guys ranging from a tattooed punk (from the gaishikei side of things of course) to your average salarydroid-in-a-suit, a couple of managery/bookkeepery...
  15. bergmann

    Does the Passion always fizzle-out?

    So how's it working out now there's a baby in the equation?
  16. bergmann

    Finding middle age woman

    Can you, err, cook? Do you find it easy to build up a certain chemistry in your relationships?
  17. bergmann

    Ueno or Yoyogi koen

    Damn. had I known, we'd have said "hello". For reference, Yoyogi is within easy downhill strolling distance from Shibuya, just make sure you have the bearings for Dogenzaka.
  18. bergmann

    Ueno or Yoyogi koen

    Apart from that time I was sitting with a date on a bench, and she remarked that there was an elderly guy a few benches down jerking himself off.
  19. bergmann

    Karaoke Sex? Have you done it?

    Does it count if you're all the way in but can't finish as the utter ridiculousness of the situation makes you keep laughing?
  20. bergmann

    Almost there.. How do I go one step further

    "I was out late because I finally remembered to take my balls with me"?