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  1. Lukes

    Confession Thread

    I must be behind the times because I don't even have Instagram yet, lol. At any rate, let's just say it wasn't my best spur of the moment "I'm bored and horny" idea.
  2. Lukes

    Confession Thread

    Yeah... I wouldn't even know where to begin. If hell existed I don't quite think I'd end up there but purgatory would be a real possibility. I'll stick to perversion and P4P related ones. I once fucked retired pornstar Zoe Clarke but lost my mojo half way through while in K9 and I basically...
  3. Lukes

    The Next US President is....

    You should totally try it. I once fucked an older trailer trash lady whose dentures kept falling out when she was giving me head. It was one of those moments that made me re-evaluate my life and put things in perspective. Places like Jan Jan seemed nice by comparison :eek:
  4. Lukes

    The Next US President is....

    Amen to that. Honestly things are probably going to suck in the States for years to come - regardless of who wins this one. Anyways I'm tired of the cottage industry that is American prostitution. Banging too many trailer trash chicks in seedy airport motels. I never wanted to go to a soapland...
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    Would you like to join for a sexy activity with hot girl?

  6. Lukes

    Good Adult Jokes

    In 2019 people would've just sucked dick for the money.
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    Good Adult Jokes

    Yeah... I'm pretty sure I would probably die of dehydration and alcohol poisoning by dinner time.
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    Good Adult Jokes

    Found on the interwebs... :eek:
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    Good Adult Jokes

  10. Lukes

    The Next US President is....

    I'm curious if there's anyone in the TAG community that doesn't actually care all that much who becomes president. Especially those of you that live stateside. Nothing Trump has done, if I really think about it, has made my life any different than Obama or Bush (not counting this little...
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    Good Adult Jokes

    Priorities
  12. Lukes

    Good Adult Jokes

    Maybe try this one next time you're at Hub.
  13. Lukes

    Mean SD? Need advice

    If you've only been on two dates and you've already been driven to the point where you need to ask a bunch of perverted sex fiends on the internet for advice -- I think you may want to reconsider continuing to date this dude. Or if you really want to continue, I suppose it's possible to tell...
  14. Lukes

    We haven't had a favorite AV actress thread for a while...

    And a real one at that! Not a movie set. :D
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    Good Adult Jokes

    My initial thought was: is she a midget or is it just the camera angle playing tricks on me?
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    We haven't had a favorite AV actress thread for a while...

    I guess she's not really a JAV actress in the pure sense. But damn she's hot.
  17. Lukes

    We haven't had a favorite AV actress thread for a while...

    I recently discovered Mio Kimijima. So hot in a MILFy kind of way.
  18. Lukes

    The Next US President is....

    Probably for the best considering all the shit we were getting ourselves into back in those days after 9/11. But who knows. I'd seriously considered joining the army myself out of high school but went to college instead. I then proceeded to become broke AF, get into major debt and not find a job...
  19. Lukes

    The Next US President is....

    I must've missed out on her. In 2002 watching the news would've been the last thing on my mind. I wasn't even in high school yet :ROFLMAO:
  20. Lukes

    The Next US President is....

    Ha! I forgot about "the Mooch"! He didn't last very long either. He's one of the Republicans that doesn't support Trump 2020 I think. Wow, I didn't think to look that up. I figured she'd be a bit older than that.