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  1. Rusty Trombone

    Finland anyone?

    There is, what looks like a mafia run bar in Helsinki. Ask any taxi driver and he will take you there. It’s underground and has a large bar with counter stools in the center and a few booths around the outside. You’ll get approached by the girls. All are working girls. I met a really nice black...
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    It’s 5 minutes walk from my house to the pub. It’s 35 minutes walk from the pub to my house. The difference is staggering.
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    Chimney prices have gone thru the roof!
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    Terrible Dad Jokes Thread

    Using the work "interestingly" very, very, very very, very loosely there @Sudsy
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    WELL, it finally got me.

    I call bullshit! Mike is a well known GILF aficionado. His most well-known Nampa spot is an Old folks home in Kawagoe. Still better to be picking up at an old folks home than living in one.
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    Japanese woman I met recently invited me to a bar to get drunk with her and one other female friend?

    What I suggest , and this a a totally new way of looking at this, is get a yellow legal pad and draw a vertical line in the middle. On the left side, at the top, write “pros” and on the right side, at the top, write “cons”. Now , stay with me here as it gets a little complicated. What you do is...
  7. Rusty Trombone

    What are the chances that...

    Not sure I follow your reasoning. As I see it, the only difference btwn whitelisted and blacklisted countries is the shortening of the quarantine period. If you choose apply for the 3,7 or 10 day quarantine then you need to do more PCR testing, which you need to weigh up if it is worth the...
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    What are the chances that...

    Sponsor has to jump thru a few hurdles as I'm finding out as I write. Even if the country is not blacklisted, visas are not issued until the sponsor has got authorization from which ever ministry is in charge of that business scope. Doing my head in.
  9. Rusty Trombone

    What are the chances that...

    Maybe delta has mutated from airborne to an STD. I swear I say delta walking into a CMP in Akasaka the Wednesday before last!
  10. Rusty Trombone

    What are the chances that...

    Sorry @Frenchy but gotta disagree with you on Japan not needing foreign tourists. Prior to Covid inbound tourism was increasing at a phenomenal rate. There was a prediction that foreign guest nights would overtake Japanese guests nights at hotels across Japan in 2022-23. But back to the OP’s...
  11. Rusty Trombone

    Onsen recommendations

    And the seafood is some of the best I’ve tasted
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    Onsen recommendations

    Brilliant Report! But why the fark did you go in November? It’s like visiting Siberia at that time of year. Too cheap to pay 5000yen a day for a rental car? The climb up the peaks of Hakkoda is awesome. Esp. In Autumn. Hachimantai (not really a climb), Hakkoda, and iwaki san were 3 great...
  13. Rusty Trombone

    Onsen recommendations

    @buddy Bit further from Tokyo but well worth it. Sukayu near Hakkoda in Aomori If you like hiking this is a great spot to soak after a loop from the Hakkoda Ropeway acrossthe mountains (about 5-6 hours hike). Don't get any in your eyes as it is quite acidic. Mid Oct and the fall colors will be...
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    Onsen recommendations

    And just when I thought you couldn't get any classier, you raise the bar again. Nearly had coffee coming out my nose when I read that.:ROFLMAO: I took a girl to this place once Kazennokaori It's not your traditional place but had a great time there. Had a small rotemburo on the balcony, but...
  15. Rusty Trombone

    How Ugly Are You thread

    I'm so ugly dogs howl at me before they can even see me. I'm so ugly I get three seats on the Shinkasen no matter how crowded it is. I'm so ugly even @MikeH rejects vomit when I walk in the door. I'm so ugly people wear hazmat suits around me, and I've been vaccinated twice I'm so ugly even...
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    This kinda stuff you only read about...

    Isn't the "71" a 69 + 2 digits?
  17. Rusty Trombone

    Post-Pandemic Gift to Yourself??

    Yeah... But are you happy?
  18. Rusty Trombone

    Post-Pandemic Gift to Yourself??

    Let me correct that for you!
  19. Rusty Trombone

    The Anything Goes Thread

    Fuck! She's 158cm and 107kg according to her Talent Agency She's a big girl alright. She's all yours.
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    The Anything Goes Thread

    Last year I was snowboarding at Cortina Ski Resort in Hakuba. There was a great view down the valley. But one of the resorts looks like a huge vagina. My mate who lives there told me it was Hakuba 47.