A Cambodian, a Korean, a Vietnamese, and a Laotian tried to get in the nightclub, but the doorman stopped them. He said they couldn’t get in without a Thai.
A health conscious woman was on a first date with a man. She was really into the guy but didn’t want things to go too far if he wasn’t equally health conscious. She asked him, “Do you smoke after sex”?
He replied, “I never checked”.