A new Frenchy - Ex Military / Semi-pro soccer player

[roots reggae]

And snails will roam freely in a pool of garlic butter while the smell of Gitanes , Ricard and Epoisses will attract ladies like flies!
(I mean, litterally, female flies)

Sorry to post so late, just going back over threads posted while I was in hospital.

Here's a little snail porno, to put you two French lancers in the mood for your encounter:

and if you are having difficulty deciding if you prefer a male or female snail:

And if you like reading about snail sex:

It starts with a light, soft touch, one tentacle gently reaching out, hesitant, hopeful, hanging lightly in the air. There’s a pause. Skin touches skin. One softly strokes the other and slides closer, and then, carefully, they wrap themselves together, stroking, probing, entwining. They glisten as they move, and because they are snails, everything happens very slowly. The rubbing, the rapture, the intensity of it all—snail sex is extraordinarily lovely to look at.

If you enjoyed that, here's the full article:

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2015/06/30/what-do-snails-think-about-when-having-sex/

 

[Frenchy]

Sorry to post so late, just going back over threads posted while I was in hospital.

Here's a little snail porno, to put you two French lancers in the mood for your encounter:

View attachment 6324

and if you are having difficulty deciding if you prefer a male or female snail:

View attachment 6325

And if you like reading about snail sex:

It starts with a light, soft touch, one tentacle gently reaching out, hesitant, hopeful, hanging lightly in the air. There’s a pause. Skin touches skin. One softly strokes the other and slides closer, and then, carefully, they wrap themselves together, stroking, probing, entwining. They glisten as they move, and because they are snails, everything happens very slowly. The rubbing, the rapture, the intensity of it all—snail sex is extraordinarily lovely to look at.

If you enjoyed that, here's the full article:

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2015/06/30/what-do-snails-think-about-when-having-sex/

Yeah. We actually boil and eat them while they are going at it. It’s more juicy.

 

[Claram]

Sorry to post so late, just going back over threads posted while I was in hospital.

Here's a little snail porno, to put you two French lancers in the mood for your encounter:

View attachment 6324

and if you are having difficulty deciding if you prefer a male or female snail:

View attachment 6325

And if you like reading about snail sex:

It starts with a light, soft touch, one tentacle gently reaching out, hesitant, hopeful, hanging lightly in the air. There’s a pause. Skin touches skin. One softly strokes the other and slides closer, and then, carefully, they wrap themselves together, stroking, probing, entwining. They glisten as they move, and because they are snails, everything happens very slowly. The rubbing, the rapture, the intensity of it all—snail sex is extraordinarily lovely to look at.

If you enjoyed that, here's the full article:

http://phenomena.nationalgeographic.com/2015/06/30/what-do-snails-think-about-when-having-sex/

And don't forget the Garlic

 

[User#8628]

And don't forget the Garlic

Not eating garlic bread right before appointments has been the most horrible and greatest sacrifice i have made for being an escort.

 

[CHANEL FRENCH]

salut le frenchy !!

 

[Claram]

Not eating garlic bread right before appointments has been the most horrible and greatest sacrifice i have made for being an escort.

Definitely not I think that would be terrible for sure